That night Mr. Barnes had a dream.
Binky was older; he was wearing nothing under the chaps and a jean sleeveless shirt while Buster was wearing pretty much the same thing. They were making out on the back porch.
"Buster, I love it when you slap my ass with your leather gloves…"
"…and Binky, I love it when we have sexy sex."
Buster and Binky continued to make out; Mr. Barnes was just looking at them in disgust, he; Binky and Buster were drinking in his point of view girly drinks.
"Binky, why don't we play cowboys and Indians?"
"Buster you always lose, I always end up on top if you know what I mean."
Buster tackled him and they were both kissing passionately on the porch.
Mr. Barnes had woke up in horror because of the dream. He needed to try and fix this right away before things go from bad to worse.
Later that day Mr. Barnes saw that Binky was watching wrestling, all he said was, 'Why watch two guys in tights wrestle when it is such a nice day outside?"
"Wha-?" Binky asked.
"We are going to take you to a place that'll get you 'fixed'"
Mr. Barnes had drove Binky to a highway and told Binky to sit in a lawn chair that he bought alone, "Ok, Binky sit here and don't move."
Binky noticed a billboard for cigarettes.
Two hours later Mr. Barnes came back, "So how do you feel? What do you want to do?"
"I feel like having a pack of cigarettes."
This wasn't the answer Mr. Barnes had in mind, "Uh… ok… For curiosity sakes what's your type?"
"Anything slim."
Mr. Barnes didn't like the answer, there were other words he was going to use, "Don't smoke, it isn't good for you, why don't we see what else we can do?"
"Go to the rodeo?"
Mr. Barnes finally was happy; it was a manly thing, in his point of view, when they got there it was the Elwood City Gay Rodeo.
When they had seen the sign, and seen Buster walk in with Mrs. Baxter, she saw them and walked towards them, "Oh hi Frank, I am glad you are doing something with your son, I am here for the Elwood City Times for a news story for this rodeo," Mr. Barnes didn't say anything, "What's wrong?"
He rolled his eyes, "Oh nothing…"
Mr. Barnes and Binky left to go home… still nothing was said in the car ride home. This was a conflict of interest, Mr. Barnes didn't know it was a gay rodeo at all.
TBC
