Disclaimer: See ch1
Hey, I was watching Fushigi Yuugi episode 52 again yesterday, and I remembered something.
Chichiri is a monk, but when they were facing off to Nakago in Miaka's world, Tasuki said, "When we're done here do ya wanna sample the booze of this world?"
And then Chichiri clearly said, "Sounds like fun."
Or something like that but anyway Chichiri was gonna go drinking with Tasuki so don't get all mad at me if I make him drink in one of my stories but I don't know if I will cuz I just write this stuff as I go along.
Oh, and I was listening to the song Barney's on Fire by Weird Al at two in the morning when I wrote this, so I was hyper and goofy.
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After about an hour of walking, Chichiri finally found the bandit in the middle of the forest, alone.
"What are you doing out here alone? Howcome you didn't come home with Lea no da?" Chichiri asked, pushing branches out of the way.
"I didn't come home with Lea cuz she's drivin' me crazy! An' what took ya so damn long? I been waitin' out here fer like an' hour an' a half!" The bandit yelled in reply.
"Because you didn't even call untill an hour ago no da. And it took me an hour to find you no da."
"Well couldn't ya just sense my ki er whatever an' teleport here?"
"I guess I could've, but I thought this would be more fun no da."
"Damn ya, monk," Tasuki growled, pulling out his tessen and pointing it playfully at Chichiri, who, in return, shoved the bandit into the pond.
"Tsk-tsk-tsk," Chichiri clucked his tounge. "Look at you, you must have been so scared, sitting in a lake for a whole hour untill your only friend came to save you no da," He taunted, lifting Tasuki out of the water and patting his shoulder.
Tasuki teased his friend back, "Well, I dunno why yer feelin' bad fer me, cuz I'm not tha one who has ta share a bed with this bandit, who probably has a fever now. Oh well. What's it called? Karma?" He pretended to cough.
Chichiri started to laugh, "Yeah, it is. I guess I shouldn't be feeling bad for you, I should be feeling bad for Lea no da."
"NANI!" Tasuki reached for his tessen again.
"Jeez, calm down, I was just joking no da," Chichiri put on a fake scared face and backed away.
"Hey, howcome ya ain't wearin' that retarted mask?" Tasuki was being serious now, having just noticed.
"Oh, um, I was...meditating," The monk tried his hardest not to meet Tasuki's golden-brown eyes.
"Never stopped ya before. Liar. Liar liar pants on fire hangin' from a laundry wire, an' I hope ya know that I know that cuz yer a sucky liar, an' tha only time ya forget ta say 'no da' is when yer serious or lyin' " The latter started to dance around, chanting 'Liar, liar, pants on fire, hanging from a laundry wire''. (-They didn't have telephone wires-) "Now tell me tha truth."
"You want the truth no da? You can't handle the truth no da. Better no da?"
"Ok, now yer overdoin' it. An' where is that mask anyway?"
"Um...I left it at your house no da."
"So ya don't got it with ya?"
"Um...no. It's at your house no da."
"Howcome?"
"Um...I...don't...know?" When Tasuki started to smirk Chichiri quickly added in, "No da."
"Liar."
"Monks don't lie no da."
"Then yer not a monk, are ya?"
"Yes I am no da."
"Well then why do ya lie?"
Chichiri left his comrade's question unanswered and turned back to the forest. "Are you coming or not no da?"
"Not untill ya answer me," He said as he crossed his arms and turned his back to the monk.
Chichiri shrugged. "Fine then," He said as he started walking away.
After about ten seconds, Tasuki turned to find Chichiri gone and took off after him. "I changed my mind I'm comin'!"
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When the two men arrived home an hour later, it was time for lunch. Then, everybody just stayed inside and talked, except Lea, who was in her room pouting over the Tasuki/Loki incident. After dinner, everyone went straight to bed.
"Aidou almost discovered who you are today no da," Tasuki and Chichiri sat on the bed and talked some more.
"How?"
"Because she's not a baka, like you no da. She's actually smart."
"An' ya didn't hint her off at all?"
"Nope no da."
"Oh, guess I better be more careful then 'cuz-" Tasuki was about to tell about Loki, but changed his mind. No way I'm losin' this bet. "-I dun wanna lose this bet."
After a few minutes of silence, Tasuki spoke again. "Hey Chiri?"
"Hai no da?"
"Um, howcome when yer 'roun only me ya act like yerself but when yer 'roun my sisters ya act all...um...ya talk with really big words an' yer all nice?"
"Because I have to be nice to my fans no da."
"Well, yer overdoin' it a little an' it's drivin' me crazy."
"So then you want me to tone it down no da?"
"Uh, yeah."
"I can try. I found out alot about your past today no da."
"Oh? Like what?"
"Like how you pretended to be a wimp in front of your parents but beat the crap out of your sisters when your parents weren't around no da."
"Oh yeah. Where did ya find out that, 'cuz I'm pretty sure that wasn't in tha palace records, right?"
"Hai. I found out when I was meditating with Aidou no da," As soon as Chichiri said this, he blushed.
"Oooh, so that's howcome ya had yer mask off, eh? Chichiri an' Aidou, sittin' in a tree, k-i-s-s-i-n-c. Chichiri an' Aidou sittin' in a tree, k-i-s-s-i-n-c."
The monk rolled his eyes, "There's no 'c' in kissing, baka."
"Are ya sure? Cuz that's how I always spell't it. Oh well," Tasuki continued dancing around the room chanting 'Chichiri an' Aidou sittin' in a tree, k-i-s-s-i-n-c'.
Chichiri got up and started mocking his bandit friend, even the accent, and dancing around the room chanting 'Tasuki an' Loki sittin' in a tree, k-i-s-s-i-n-c'.
"HEY! Ya lied ta me! Kissin' is spelled with a 'c' ain't it?"
He climbed back into the bed and blew out the lamp, leaving Tasuki staring blankly untill he found his way to the bed.
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My notes:
Ok, still, not my best chapter. Most of this was made of Tasuki/Chichiri dialogue. If you pay attention, you can see the difference in Chichiri's attitude between Tasuki and his family, like I made Tasuki point out.
grr...I'm so used to writing in Tasuki's accent that I'm starting to naturally type like that...grr...