Firestar jumped on the Great Rock the next morning.

"Cats old enough to catch their prey, or whatever that stupid speech is, please get your butts over here so I can tell you something."

The cats slowly and groggily slunk out of their dens to listen to Firestar.

The leader beamed down on his tired-looking Clan,"Cats of ThunderClan! I have now retired for right now on my leadership duty...To take a cruise!"

The Clan couldn't help smile at finally getting rid of this neurotic leader. Firestar suddenly pulled out a visor and sun glasses,"Good bye, Clan! Aloha, Hawaii."

The cat leaped down from the rock and bounded away. The second Firestar had disappeared from sight, a megaphone went off,"It's time to party!"

A disco ball appeared over the camp and the cats started dancing and moving every part of their body to the music (which just randomly appeared). StarClan frowned upon them, but Bluestar couldn't help but tap her paw to the music.

Furious, she spat,"How dare they rejoice when their leader has left them! He didn't even tell StarClan! And I curse all of those who are dancing!" But even she herself was moving.

Spottedleaf smiled,"Heck with all these rules! The idiot is gone!"

Meanwhile, Firestar was on the islands getting sunburned, trampled by tourists, and evenbeing nipped by dolphins. He stomped back to the Clan,"I've had it! I am not going on any more cruises!"

The Clan was asleep so no one responded.

He bowed to the crickets,"Thank you for being so kind for replying to my, um, speech..."

The crickets looked blankly at each other.

Firestar had a tooth-ache the next day,"Cinderpelt!" He moaned, "I need a dentist!"

"I've tried all the poppy seeds and cobwebs I could do for your mouth but there's nothing else I can do!" She said desperately.

Indeed, Firestar's mouth did look like a big marshmallow.

He took out all the medications,"Do any of the Clans have a medicine cat I could see?"

Cinderpelt looked taken aback, "I doubt you'll find one and I am a very suitable medicine cat! I guess you aren't pleased with your decision..." She stalked out of his den and into her's with her nose in the air.

Firestar moaned as the tooth throbbed again. He staggered out of camp and into the WindClan camp where Tallstar welcomed him in with friendliness,"Firestar, come to my den! How good it is to see you!"

Firestar stopped him,"Look, I've got a bad tooth and I just need a dentist..."

Tallstar frowned, "I'm very sorry because you've helped WindClan so much, but we can't do anything for you. I'm sorry, Firestar..."

Firestar hissed numbly and he padded into the RiverClan camp where the place smelled strongly of fish.

"Pee u!" He cried and waved his paw over his nose. The he said to the disgruntled looking Leopardstar,"I need a dentist! Fast!"

"Since you have said our camp smells like fish, which it does, you cannot have Mothwing to your service!" She had her warriors escort him to Fourtrees. The he turned to ShadowClan.

He took a deep breath and ran inside their camp.

He darted into Blackstar's den where he was watching Strongfoot, the exercise instructor.

Firestar cleared his throat, "Ahem..."Blackstar whipped around, "Firestar! I should have my warriors set an attack on you but because you still have 8 lives left, there would be no point...So, what do you want?"

"A dentist!"

There was a brief pause and then Blackstar smiled,"I have just the cat..." Blackstar didn't take Firestar into Littlecloud's den, but he took him into another spare den which Firestar had never seen or heard of.

"It's called the Dentist Den. You are seeing Mr. StripoftheTiger today...Enjoy!"

Firestar cautiously sat on the little leaf-chair with all these stick dental tools sitting beside him on a tree stump. Suddenly, this misty white gas filled the place and in it, there was a familiar face.

"Tigerclaw? Why do you keep showing up every where?"

"I don't know...But I must get that tooth!"

Firestar shrunk back,"I'm not letting a crazy cat like you in my mouth!" He rushed out of the camp but he tripped on a rock and his tooth was knocked out.

"Oi!" He said and looked at the fang,"Cool! I wonder where Tigerclaw is..."

But the tabby was streaking after him.

"Tooth! Me must get tooth!"

"No you must not!"

Tigerclaw leaped into the air and landed on Firestar, taking the sharp-looking pointy twig and trying to stick it in Firestar's mouth.

"The tooth is already out!"

"I must get another tooth then! This is what I'm paid for!"

"Hey, hold on... You're not paid!"

"You're right...Goodbye." In a second, Tigerclaw was flying away in his UFO with Bluestar.

"What a day..."Firestar sighed and trudged home.