This is a minichapter featuring Jon going onto Nintendo's Internet for the first time and him meeting with Mega Man.EXE. It is basically filling with information that, while somewhat necessary, would slow down the chapter I would have put this information in otherwise. Also, there's no music.

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OMG RECAP

In a time so far into the future that civilization started over and became exactly what it is now, a zit-faced nerd named Jon Jones was sucked into his GameCube. Jon came to the Video Game Universe, specifically the country of Nintendo. There, he became the successor to Kevin Keene and became the new Game Master.

Afterwards, Dr. Wily, under orders from Mother Brain, attacked the Presidential Castle. The invasion was stopped, but it was only a distraction for Crash Man to steal the Map Cartridge. Jon confronted the Robot Master and, using his newfound ability to freeze time, managed to do significant damage to him. However, he ran out of Time Points and could no longer "PAUSE", but Mega Man thankfully came to his rescue.

The day after that, Jon and Mega Man went to Popstar to investigate why the Dark Matter was protecting the Star Rod. They were joined by Link and Alucard, but Alucard left soon afterwards to search for (or "prossess") his father's parts. However, Metaknight, who was possessed by the Nightmare, attacked them. With the help of Kirby, they managed to defeat him, however. Unfortunately, while they were distracted, Mother Brain stole the Star Rod.

About a month later, Wily attempted to invade the castle again, but was defeated. However, Dr. Mario watched Jon's fights and sent him to Jinx to be treated for his Real Life Physics. Link and Mega Man went with Jon to Monstro Town, but went to different areas. Jon went to Shiitake Town while Mega Man and Link went to Little Hyrule. Meanwhile, Wily lost his Skull Fortress and was forced to move into an apartment for now. He also built another robot named Diskoe.

Decide whether he survives or not!!!

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Super Mario RPG's Jinx, who was now a doctor, put Jon through several online tests. Before the results were sent to Jon, Mario led a huge parade outside, which everyone ran outside to watch. Suddenly, the Axem Rangers appeared to get revenge on Mario and summoned a huge megazord. Jinx had everyone use his own megazord to defeat the Axem Rangers. Afterwards, the Axem Rangers became allies. It was also revealed that the Super Smash Bros. Tournament was coming up in a month and everyone left to train.

By the way:

Dreams are a combination of the Kirby ones (Star Rod is the source) and Mario (dreams travel along the Star Road).

The Internet is based off of Mega Man Battle Network because, as far as I know, it has the only representation of the Internet on a Nintendo system game.

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MINIGAME ONE: INTERNET FOR IDIOTS

Jon woke up and got out of bed, careful to avoid Mr. Chavéz the Angry Sun, and went down to the kitchen for breakfast. He got some cereal, went back to his room, and watched TV while going through his world's Internet, using a keyboard attachment and the system itself as a mouse. "It's amazing how many games have come out since I got here, and it's amazing how quickly they were put online. Sure, I feel a little dirty for downloading ROMs, but it's not like I have any other way of getting a game here." While Jon downloaded some more games, with a little pR0 on the side, he came to realization. "You know, I still haven't checked out this world's Internet! It probably won't mess up the downloads from the other Internet, so now is as good a time as any."

The Game Master shrugged and used his start menu to switch over to Game Universe Internet mode. Nothing happened.

"Oh ,right, I have to jack-in first," Jon thought as he walked over to a port in the wall and plugged his GBA into it, using the link cable. The geek pressed START and he saw the jack-in sequence from the Mega Man Battle Network anime.

INTERNET: MAIN CASTLE NETWORK...

The network for the castle was a lot different from the Monstro Medical Network. The sky was black with the GameCube symbols flying everywhere, and the ground was red with orange borders a few inches from the edge. However, one of the most notable things about the area was the sheer amount of locked gates that required special keys and passes. In fact, it was like the only path that wasn't locked was the path to the link to the Internet itself. Jon walked to a few of the gates to figure out what he needed to go through, but he found that there was a very small chance of him getting the passes for them. Shrugging, Jon stepped into the Internet warp.

INTERNET: MAIN NET 3

In the Main Net 3, the sky was red with the GameCube symbols and the ground was blue with purple borders. There was a security cube in front of him and he simply went through it, since he had the code to open the cube. The Game Master looked around. The area was filled with navis, but Jon found that he just went through them. "WTF?" he thought. He tapped one of the "illusions" and an options menu with a keyboard at the bottom came up. "Lone run on? I guess that's why I'm going through everyone, so I'll be able to go through the Internet alone. I'll just turn this off." Jon did that and decided to walk around a bit.

Eventually, a blue navi came up to him, holding a text file, which he read off of. "Uh... Hello, I am a volunteer for the Net Society Learners Program, helping first-time operators get through the Internet without any trouble. Are you a first-time operator?" the blue navi asked, while a second voice coming from a communicator-type thing on his wrist make a light snicker toward the speech.

The Game Master was about to get the hell out of there, but he noticed something about the navi. "Aren't you Mega Man.EXE?" Jon asked.

"See Mega Man, I told you our fame would get us through this assignment in no time!" the voice from Mega Man.EXE's (no relation to the N-Team member other than Capcom) wrist-com-link.

"Lan, be quiet!" the navi said to his operator (person who has the navi do stuff, exists in real world), Lan, in a loud whisper. "Ahem Yes, I'm Mega Man.EXE," he said, turning his attention back to Jon. "Are you a new operator?"

"Yeah," Jon replied.

"Okay, then just sign your name, your operator's name and age on this text file."

Jon did that and Mega Man.EXE looked at the file.

"Wow! Are you actually the Jon Jones?!"

"Jon... Jones?" Lan asked.

"Lan, don't tell me you don't know! Jon Jones is the current Game Master, from the Real World!"

"Oh, right, now I remember! All of the adults were complaining about you failing to save the Star Rod and stopping dreams from being created, but I think you saving Monstro Town in that giant robot made up for it... except for you destroying half the town."

"Lan, it still hasn't been discovered who have been piloting the robot that defeated the Axem Rangers, don't believe everything Dex says!"

"Uh, I am the Jon Jones by the way," Jon interrupted before the two br-SPOILERS-rs went off on a tangent in their conversation.

"Oh right, sorry," Mega Man.EXE said as he pulled out a text file.

"Wait, if you didn't pilot that giant robot, you haven't really done anything good on your missions yet, have you?" asked Lan.

"Lan, I'm sure he saved a few people during his missions, and stuff like that."

"Yeah, like when I defeated Metaknight and stopped Crash Man from stealing the Map Cartridge," Jon added.

"I agree with you on that first one, but... what's a Map Cartridge?" asked the navi.

"Uh, it's nothing, just one of the King's favorite vases! If everyone went through all the trouble of hiding it somewhere, then they probably don't want me telling everyone I meet about it."

"Uhh... okay then," said Lan.

"Anyway, we need to get on with this quick lesson on how to use the Internet. Just set into this link," Mega Man.EXE spoke. He poked the air in front of him and a menu came up. In the tabs, he selected "bookmarks", and selected a link. Suddenly, a warp similar to the ones in the real world (for future reference, the real real world will be capitalized) appeared in front of the two characters, and they stepped in. They then found themselves in an area similar to the school networks from the Mega Man Battle Network games.

INTERNET: NS TUTORIAL NETWORK...

Jon looked around the area and was slightly embarrassed to find that most of the navis being taught how to use the Internet belonged either to small children or people well into their seventies.

"Okay, the fi--" Mega Man.EXE was about to say, but he was interrupted by Lan.

"Wait, I just noticed, is that a Sub-Synchro Medical Device you're using?"

Jon was at first confused by what this meant, but he managed to make a link between that and the Full Synchro from Mega Man Battle Network 3 and on, which allowed the operator to basically fuse with their navi, giving them a huge power boost. "I guess that must be what I'm using right now, considering that Jinx said the download was so slow because I needed a navi for it to work correctly. It must be a Sub-Synchro either because it's weaker, lasts a shorter time, or maybe both. Yeah," Jon thought for a while and then replied.

"How did you get it? I thought only hospitals could use them," Lan asked.

"Uhh...."

"Lan, someone probably gave it to him, probably for saving them during the entire Monstro Town thing," Mega Man.EXE pointed out.

"Uhh... Yeah..."

"Anyway, one of the first rules of Net Safety--" the navi was about to say, but was interrupted yet again.

"Wait, Net Safety? I thought I was just going to learn how to use links and stuff!"

"Well, you broke one of the rules, so I have to tell you about them."

"Okay, just tell me the rule I broke."

"When we met, you should have waited for me to pull out my Net Society badge before you signed the sheet. For all you know, you could have been signing up for ad-ware."

"Ah, okay, anyway, can you just tell me how to use links and stuff like that?"

"Sure, to use links, just step onto any glowing arrows in an area the go to another area. To bring up the menu, simply point in front of you. In the menu, you can create bookmarks, which appear as warps like in the real world, use the built in search engine to find an area, and stuff like that."

"You probably want to know a good place to find stuff, right?" Lan asked.

"I guess," Jon spoke.

"Well, here's the URL for the Main Net Square, and from there, you can bookmark it," Lan said as a text file appeared in front of Mega Man.EXE and he handed it to Jon.

"Thanks. Oh, and one last question, is there any real reason to use navi mode instead of "surf mode" on the menu, which I guess is like the Internet in the Real World?"

"Well, you can talk with you navi and your friends easily, it can be sometimes faster than surf mode, and there are much less ads," Mega Man.EXE said.

"That last reason is more than enough for me," Jon admitted. "Bye," he said as he walked away. He wasn't very good at that.

"Wait, two more things, when you do encounter ads, either avoid it or shoot it if it comes near you, don't try to press the X button. And also, there have been rumors in the Undernet about a secret organization of robots against biological organisms that is planning to kill King Game and Watch sometime soon. While it's just a rumor, you might as well tell the king about it."

"Thanks, I will," Jon said as he opened the text file Mega Man.EXE gave him earlier and activated the link to the Main Net Square. A warp appeared, which the Game Master stepped through, and he found himself in a city-of-tomorrow type environment (like in the animé).

INTERNET: MAIN NET SQUARE...

He went into lone mode too avoid the large crowds and walked around a bit. He eventually came to a building housing a porn site and went up to the door.

"Are you over 18?" the door asked.

"Yeah," Jon lied.

The doors opened and Jon went in, setting a bad example for the children reading this.