Neville had already ran away and Harry was left in the hall to cry over his shoes...
"NO! Why? WHY!" cried Harry, he was mourning over his shoes that were knocked out of his hands by Neville Longbottom.
"Hello Harry," said Hermione who was coming up behind Harry.
Harry paying no mind to Hermione kept on talking about his shoes, "Why did it have to be your Spanky? My poor new shoes! Neville will pay! He will pay! No really he'll have to pay me some gallons and sickles for these shoes..."
"Hmm he named his shoes?" asked Hermione, more to herself rather than to Harry. Harry was just sitting there crying until Hermione spoke more directly to him she tapped him on the shoulder and yelled, "HARYY!"
"AHHH It's really voldemort this time! He's coming to kill me! I can tell it's him by the sound of his ugly voice.." He stopped when he turned around and saw Hermione,"I mean...APril Fools Hermione!"
"Harry...It's October..."
"OH right that's what I ment...er...October fools!"
"Shut-up Harry, and why are you crying over that box that Luna gave you?"
"Well Neville knocked the box out of my hands...POOR SPANKY THE SHOES!"
"But Harry...their in a box...the shoes are unharmed.."
Harry looked up at Hermione and then looked back down at the box, what she said was indeed true. The lid was still on the box so he lifted the lid off and looked at his shoes all safe and snug in it's wrappings...
"Oh so they are, I'm glad I have a smart friend like you Hermione."
"Yeah..."
"Neville still should get in trouble for this...I should hire someone to attack him...or something."
"Harry! How dare you say that! I'm sure Neville didn't mean to do it."
"Oh I know he didn't mean to do it but it still happend so he should pay!"
"Oh no..." Then Hermione watched as she saw Harry walk away and she just knew that Harry was thinking up a crazy nutty shocking plan to get Neville back...
"I just know that Harry is thinking up a crazy nutty shocking plan to get Neville back..."
Some where Hermione is not but Harry is. Harry is thinking up an evil crazy plan...
"Yes my plan is perfect Ron!"yelled Harry now talking to Ron about the whole thing. (But he made it sound like Neville pushed him and was trying to steal his shoes...but a little lie can't hurt :P)
"What is it again, Harry?"
"Well I have to find someone to be my body guard-" Harry was cut off by Ron
"Wait I thought you already tried the 'body guard' thing and it didn't work out."
"Well that was when I think I had about five body guards...But this time I'll only have one strong mother f-"
"Don't finish that sentence."
"What all I was gonna say was I'll have one strong mother friendly guy.."
"Oh...um...right...of course you were..."
"Well I have to go spread the news that the Great and cool Harry Potter is looking for body guards again."
"Okay bye."