A Cinderella Business Deal

Disclaimer: I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh in any possible way.

Author: Hi! I'm back everyone! I want to thank everyone for their reviews and constructive criticism very much. I apologize for taking so long to update, please forgive me, I was kind of busy. Well let's get on with the story everyone! Remember, NO flames, constructive criticism is welcome. Thank you and please enjoy.

Chapter 5

Kaiba and Serenity were married two days later, much to their disgust. There were only four people present. Mokuba, Serenity, Kaiba and the priest. Since it wasn't any thing big, no one wore anything too extravagant.

" Aww, aren't you the happy couple," Mokuba teased in a sugar sweet voice.

"Aww, don't make me shove my foot up your ass," Kaiba replied in the same tone.

"Ok relax. So, where's the honeymoon?" asked Mokuba.

"Oh yea. Where?" Serenity piped up, " I should get to go somewhere nice after marrying you."

"Honeymoon? With you?" Kaiba grimaced, " Ha! Girl please, don't make me laugh."

"You selfish old dog."

"What did you call me?"

"You heard me, Seto!"

"Hey, hey alright. God, you two can fight. If you guys didn't look so young people might have thought you were married for fifty years."

"I'd rather die than waste any more time than necessary with her," Kaiba said in disgust.

"Same here. Maybe you should do me one good favor and jump off a cliff."

"Why don't you come with me? I'll help you down since we all know you're incapable of doing anything for yourself," he said, "now if you'll excuse me I don't want to be around you anymore so I'll be leaving now. Buh-bye," he said leaving the house.

"Aahh!" she screamed in frustration, " Please remind me why I'm doing this?"

"Well, lets see, your broke beyond reason, jobless, not to mention pathetic and you looked like a…" Mokuba said counting them off.

"Ok! Enough. It was a rhetorical question," Serenity said angrily.

(Three days later of arguing between Kaiba and Serenity and migraine headaches for Mokuba- feel sorry for him)

"Guess what," Kaiba said to Serenity walking into the library.

"What?" Serenity answered peeping over the book she was reading.

"It's action time."

"Eh?"

"God why are you so stupid?"

"Excuse me? Boy, don't get me started."

"Yeah, yeah whatever. It's not like anyone listens to you any way," Kaiba said, " Pegasus and Zigfried invited us and the other business men and their families to his private island for a few days."

"Us? He knows?"

"Of course not, not yet. It says the Kaiba family idiot, you're a Kaiba now."

"Ohhh…." Serenity said.

Then she realized, " Hey, who the hell are you calling an idiot?"

"You jackass. Now hurry up and get to steppin'. We're going there by my private plane and I will leave you if you're not on time."

"Ha, you forget, you can't leave me. You need me because no one knows that you're married and may I remind you to prove to your gay friends that our marriage is real."

"Damn, I can't leave you. But maybe I can still run you over with something. You can still come with a broken bone, or two. Ha, yeah, that's an idea…Oww!" Kaiba yelled as Serenity threw a book at him.

"Get out," she said with a vein throbbing in her head as she picked up another book.

"What? Don't like the idea of being run over?" he asked dodging two books she fired at his head.

"No worries Serenity. It's just your leg that will be broken. Which, come to think of it, won't be bad so you won't follow me around… Oww!"

"The next time you say something, I'll hit you with the encyclopedias, I swear," she said moving closer to the bookshelf, " What are you staring at?" she asked noticing his look.

"Oh nothing, I was just thinking about what I could do to your mouth. How about I knock out all your teeth so I wouldn't have to hear you talk. That would be heavenly since…God, your voice is really and I mean really annoying…ahh!" Kaiba yelled as serenity repeatedly threw encyclopedias at him until he ran out the room.