"RAPE! RAPE! RAPE!" yelled Harry, hoping someone would hear his strange crys for help.
"Foolish boy! I know dark magic! I can make this room un-hearable."
"NOOOOO! I feel loss of air from my lungs already!"
"Well then stop screaming!"
"Jeez, who died and made you boss? Oh wait, your father abandend you and your mother died because she was madly in love with that pathetic muggle, aww little ol' Voldy has his daddy waddy's eyes!"
"SILENCE!"
"SILENCEO!"
"What?" Voldemort demanded.
"Isn't that Spanish for silence?"
"I don't know!"
"Come on, your supposed to be all big and bad, and you can't even speak another language?"
"Sure I can! I can speak English."
"Dude...that's the language were speaking now..."
"Psht, to me it isn't! Have you ever been to AMerica? They swithced the English language around so bad, you'll have to buy and English to English dictinary!"
"Ha ha, your a funny loser, Voldy."
"AHH! That's right, your Harry Potter! I'm here to crack your head, not crack jokes-"
"Well you sure do "crack" something..."
"What's that supposed to mean?"
"Nothing..cough druggy cough"
"Dear boy, if your going to go in coughing fits, please do not do it while you were saying something. I swear. the nerve of kids these days..."
Suddenly the doors open and in came Ron, he spoke, "Oh, sorry Harry, I forgot what choo were doing in here."
"No Ron wait! It's Voldemort in here!"
"Yeah, sure, before you thought Luna and Hermione were Voldemort."
"Ha ha, but it truely is me! And now you can die right beside you buddy!" laughed Voldemort.
"But...but...all right."
"Oh yeah, let's sing it to him Ron to make the time go by."
"Cool." So Harry and Ron started singing! (A/N: I didn't write this, it's to the tune of Hakuna Matata)
Ron and Harry :Avada Kedavra What a horrible phrase Avada Kedavra You'll see a big green blaze Before you realize That's the end of your days It's Voldy's moral-free Malignity Avada Kedavra
Ron: Yeah, take Harry for example. (sings)Before he was at Hogwarts
Harry: (opera style) Before I was at Hogwarts!
Ron: (digging in ear with pained expression on face)Lovely, Harry
Harry: (spoken) Thank you.
Ron: His parents were nice, young Lily and James A great witch and wizard with a well-known name
Harry: Then Voldemort came- Through our door he burst And he killed them, with that one atrocious curse And oh!- the pain!
(Ron: Yes, he was in pain)
Harry: Thought of changing my name!
(Ron: Oh, what's in a name?)
Harry: 'Till I went to Hogwarts
(Ron: Where did you go?)
Harry: It's located in-
Ron: (covering Harry's mouth) Harry! Not in front of the muggles!
Avada Kedavra What a horrible phrase Avada Kedavra You'll see a big green blaze Before you realize That's the end of your days It's Voldy's moral-free Malignity Avada Kedavra
"Enough!" yelled Voldemort, "You shall personally see how that curse feels now!"
"Oh but I already have so...bye," said Harry.
"Oh no you will not get away!" Harry and Ron made a break for it.
StaY TUNED!