"Harry! Where are we running to!" Ron painted.
"To Dumbledores office of course!" Harry said back like Ron is stupid.
"Sorry, I'm stupid."
"I know," harry said still running, "that's why I said it like you were stupid."
"...right..." So they ran, sprinted, started to jog, and walked in his office smoothly like their to cool for running, then in their girly voices they called out to dumbledore.
"Domby! DOMBY DOMBY DOMBY DOMBY! VOLDY LOCKS IS HERE AND HE WANTS MY PORRAIGE!" yelled Harry. He gave himself a perplexed look then said again, "wait, that's not right." Then harry passed out from the excitement.
Ron interveined, "Dumbledore! you-know-who is here to kill us all!"
"Why, Ron," Big-D said, "I know a lot of people. So how am I supposed to know who "you-know-who" is?
"Come on! You know his name! It's THE you-know-who!"
"SAY HIS NAME RON!"
"NO!"
"SAY IT!"
"NO!"
"SAY IT!"
"NO!"
"SAY IT!"
"NO!"
"SAY IT!"
"NO!"
"Really now, we could keep this up all day and raise our voices (indication of the exclamation marks), but I'd rather just you say Voldemort."
"You do know who you-know-who is! You knew that you knew the whole time with me not knowing, so I would say you-know-whos name, with you hoping that I wouldn't know what you knew!"
"Okay, really young one, I didn't catch that. Can you run that by me again?"
"You do know who you-know-who is! You knew that you knew the whole time with me not knowing, so I would say you-know-whos name, with you hoping that I wouldn't know what you knew!...wait! You knew what I said, you just wanted to see if I knew what I said, you know what, you suck more than you-know who!"
"Ron, my dear boy, please enough of this "you-know-who" nonsense. Can we just all call him Tom? Or Riddle? Or The-Muggle-Hating-Mutha-Fruitcake-freak!"
"DUMBLEDORE!"
"Oh, sorry. Oh yeah, I should probable wake Harry up from his faint."
Out side of Dumbledores office was Voldemort.
"Gummy Worms!"
"Water works!"
"Deleted!"
"What is that gosh darn password of his!" Voldemort was nearly pulling out what was left of his hair, which were little shrubs he glued on, out of his head! Suddenly some first year walked by and said to Voldy, "It's uFuckAhoe."
"What did you just say to me young man?"
The littel boy turned pale and repeated, "the password is...fuckahoe. It's a new country in the muggle world, Dumbledore found it hilarious."
"Well, okay young one, scurry along." The little boy was walking away when Voldy said, "What am I doing?" He pulled out his wand and pointed it at the boy!
"Alickastick!" Suddenly a lolly-pop appeared in the little boys hands and Voldemort yelled out as the kid was skipping away in glee, "I couldn't let you run off without an award! Don't get to sick young man!" Then Voldy chuckled to himself and went up to dumbledores office.
Dumby, Harry, and Ron were all standing up in the office when Dumby said, "Voldemorts here! And he wants to kill?"
"YES!" Ron and Harry yelled.
"This is going to kill me as a headmaster! Why, this is going to look bad! I gotta get out of here! I've gotta flee the country! I know, I'll move to fuckahoe!" After saying that, he broke out in a giggling fit, and he started packing. "You two need to get out of my office! GO!"
Ron and Harry gave each other un-easy glances, then Voldy bear came in!"
"And I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll blow your brains out!"
"Ahh I'm to late!" yelled Dumby!
STAY TUNED!
I had to end it now, because I didn't want to write another part with Voldy with them. I need to save my brain.