"So you sing about it?" asked Harry.
"Why yes! That's what you and the big bad wolf did to me two chapters ago!"
"Oooh yeah..." said Harry and Ron together.
"Well, would you look at the time, I would stay and chat but I seriously got to go," said dumbeldore as he JUMPED OUT THE WINDOW!...AND LIVED!
"Damnt it...I didn't think he'd get away so quickly...and especially with a lame line like that..." said Voldemort, staring at the floor talking more to himself than anyone else.
Ron took a deep breath and said, "Well, would you look at the time, I would stay and chat but I seriously got to go!" Then Ron...JUMPED OUT THE WINDOW!...AND LIVED!
"Damn it...I can't believe I fell for that...AGAIN!" Voldemort was practically beating himself up over it.
Harry sighed and walked to the window and said, "Well, would you look at the time, I would stay and chat but I seriously got to go!" Then Harry...TRIED to jump out the window, but accidently ran into the wall, and fell back on the floor. "Well, that didn't work out as to how I planned...let me try again. So Harry JUMPED OUT THE WINDOW!...AND DIED!
"Ha ha ha! Harry Potter died by jumping out the window!"
Harry popped up off the ground and yelled back, "Ha ha, sike! You actually thought I died, oh that's still rich Voldy, that's rich!"
So Harry, Dumbledore, and Ron ran away from the school, leaving every single un knowing student and teacher behind.
"Where are we going to go Dumplings?" shrieked Harry, running and sqeuling all at the same time.
"We going to FuckaHoe!"
"DUMBLEDORE!" yelled Harry and Ron at the same time of course, they wouldn't settle for less.
"It's a land, you idiots!"
"DUMBLEDORE!" yelled Harry and Ron, still together because they think that their cool.
"You know what, you two are dead weight!" Then DUmbledore apperaited to FuckaHoe.
"Now what'll we do?" asked Ron.
"I don't know," replied Harry, "In fact, I don't know anything at all because MollyBurleyFools, the author, has nothing left to say."
STAY TUNED
I know that was probable the WORST thing you've ever read, but I was so determined to add another chapter, I couldn't think of anything to write about, I hate serious stuff, so I tried to think of funny. I came up with nothing. DON'T HOLD THIS CHAPTER AGAINST ME!