A/N:...Alright, so I KNOW it's been almost exactly six months since I first started these stories with Raoul's diary. I've been meaning to continue with the rest, but these last six months have been pretty busy, and I have mentioned before on my other stories that school can make it pretty hard to find time to write. But hey, I'm off in 1 and a half weeks not counting this week! So expect more entries this summer.

So yeah, this is Christine's diary. It's an okat piece of writing, I do think I could've done a better job, but it just wasn't as fun to write this diary as it was Raoul's. Raoul is so very easy to make fun of. It's kind of harder to make Christine seem amusing, at least for me. Anyway, that's enough of my blabber, PLEASE REVIEW!

The Very Secret Diary of Christine Daae

Day 1

Today my father's spirit taught me to sing some more. He said I did v. well. In other news, my old childhood sweetheart Raoul de Chagny is the opera's new patron! I wonder if he remembers me...he didn't stay very long to look around the opera, Carlotta was trying to hit on him, but he gave her the cold shoulder.

Am most innocent in opera, but will not brag about it.

Day 2

Got to sing lead role in opera today after Carlotta threw a diva fit. Raoul saw me and remembered me! He hasn't changed much, although I must say he sure has gotten in touch with his feminine side since I last saw him. He invited me to dinner, so I'm writing this as I'm about to leave. I'm wearing my new lace corset that my father's spirit sent me as a birthday present, my father's spirit is so nice. I wonder if Raoul will like it?

Still am most innocent in opera.

Day 2 - A Little Later

Didn't go out to dinner with Raoul. Instead my father's spirit found a body to possess and he came out of my mirror and took me down to this house on a lake where he lives. It's very pretty, there are so many lights. He's very nice too, he's made me feel very welcome so far. He said he'll show me around his home in a minute!

An still most innocent in opera.

Day 3

My father's spirit is not possessing that man! I figured that out yesterday after I saw the rest of his house. Everything was going fine, and he has such nice things, but then he showed me his doll! It's sculpted to look EXACTLY like me! WAAH!

What kind of stalker makes a doll out of someone? My father would NEVER do that, so this man can't be my father!

He did give me my own swan bed though...but that does not make up for stalking me!

Am most innocent in opera still, I'm sure.

Day 5

Am back in opera, because yesterday I walked in on the masked man (that is what he will be known as now, since he's NOT my father) knitting, and he got angry and yelled at me. It was terrible, so I cried and made him feel sorry for me. He looked ashamed and gave me some of his freshly baked chocolate chip cookies and brought me back up here. He also told me that I could go back to visit him anytime I wanted. But I can't ever go down there again! That doll is creepy, it stares at you! But that gives me a problem...I take all my singing lessons from him. Hmmm...I KNOW! I'll ask Raoul to destroy the doll for me!

Am def. most innocent in opera, Meg told me disturbing stories about what everyone in opera has done.

Day 6

Performed today, and then took Raoul to top of opera to ask him to destroy the doll. He is horrible! Not anything like he used to be! He took full advantage of me! All I did was tell him about the masked man and the doll, and he totally jumped me! Then he asked me to marry him! In my shock, I think I said yes! How can I get out of this!

Am most innocent in opera, and it will only remain that way if Raoul doesn't marry me.

A Few Months Later...

Day 100

Been busy these last few months, Raoul opened his own lip gloss line and made me test all of them to see if they are "yummily delicious." How can I marry a man that uses those words? Rather, how can I marry one that opens his own LIPGLOSS line? Our married life will be horrible...he'll steal all my beauty products. Le sigh.

Anyway, today we went to a masquerade. It wasn't much fun, but then Raoul left to go to the washroom, so it got slightly better. Then the masked man appeared in a skeleton costume and said he'd destroy the doll if I left Raoul to marry him (the masked man). Of course, who could refuse! Anyone is better than Raoul...I was about to leave with him when Raoul came running out of the washroom and fell into a hole in the floor. He should really watch where he's going, see, that's why long hair doesn't work on some men. By the time Raoul got out of the hole, the man was long gone. Next time I see him though, I'll go with him.

Still remain most innocent in opera.

Day 101

Today was horrible! All I wanted to do was visit my dead father's grave, but I can't even do that anymore!

This morning I woke up and got dressed in typical grave-visiting gear (you know, black low-cut dress) and then turned to leave my room. Would you know it, now my stupid fiancee is stalking me! He was sleeping outside my door in his frilly pink pyjamas. I must say, not only does he have horrid pyjamas, but he is a very bad stalker. He kept on muttering something in his sleep as I walked by, something about a big sale at a store somewhere.

Anyway, so I safely got to my dad's gravestone, and was mourning in peace when the masked man popped out in front of me and sang in his beautiful voice. Remembering his offer, I immediately began to go to him. But then a slightly feminine voice yelled something and I turned. Raoul was galloping toward me on his trusty steed Buttercup. How he found me, I don't know, but he was still wearing horrid clothes. He has switched his frilly pyjamas for a shirt he says makes him look like Fabio. It doesn't really, he just can't pull off the Fabio shirt look. And besides, that's Meg's shirt, she decided she didn't want it and gave it to the opera's Goodwill to sell. I guess Raoul bought it.

Back to the story, Raoul then decided to try and kill this masked man! How can he kill someone, even if they make dolls out of people? The masked man protected himself by stabbing Raoul's preening arm. That wasn't a really good idea though, as it made him really angry. When a pretty man's looks are threatened, it is not a good thing. They suddenly gain a lot of strength and are able to knock the other person to the ground, winning the fight. But Raoul couldn't bring himself to harm the masked man, probably because the blood might get all over his carefully moisturized hands. So instead me brought me back to the opera house, where I'm writing this.

Am still most innocent in opera.

Day 102

Today is a day of crushed dreams. I almost got out of my engagement to Raoul, but alas, it was not meant to be. I shall recount this sad tale in my last entry.

I was on stage performing as a heavily clothed peasant, when the masked man came onstage and sang a song with me! He was so friendly! But then his mask came off, and under his face was a bad sunburn. I guess he spent too much time in the sun. And then he set the opera on fire and brought me back down to his lair, where the doll is. He hasn't destroyed it! It's scary! It creeps me out!

Raoul then showed up and wandered in dazedly. The unmasked man got angry with him and threw a rope around his neck. He told me that I had to choose him or Raoul. If I chose Raoul, he was gonna kill him. Which is a win-win situation, if you think about it. But I couldn't allow Raoul to be killed. Once I saw the tears streaming down his face, I just couldn't let him die, it would have been like killing a puppy.

So I chose to go with the unmasked man. Even though he hasn't destroyed the doll yet, he's a better choice than Raoul. I don't think he'll ever steal my hair products, and occasionally my make-up. I still don't get why he has to wear a mask all the time, his face isn't that badly burned, it's rather handsome, but I suppose he's just sensitive about that.

Yeah, so I chose the unmasked man, and then he was so happy that he kissed me! That made me even happier that I had chosen him.

But then Raoul began to howl in agony, so the unmasked man covered his ears and said something about how he couldn't hear himself think anymore. He told me to leave, and made me take Raoul with me. He doesn't want me to marry him anymore, because he knows that if I leave Raoul, we'll never have any peace and quiet.

So here ends my journal. What will my future bring? Will I be able to get out of my engagement? I hope so...I will spend the present working on trying to get out of it...maybe Meg will take Raoul?

Yeah, don't you think that the Phantom of the 2004 movie's face wasn't that bad? It didn't look that bad, only like a sunburn of doom or something.