The Chronicles of Biggs

by wh4ts3rn4m3

A series of strange and random stories, some based on true events, others based on dreams dreamt by me, Biggs, or a friend. Some may be just random stories. Enjoy ] Rated T basically for...strangeness.

4. Chapter 4

The Chronicles of Biggs, Chapter 4

Always Keep Track of Lacrosse Balls

(The following is based on yet another dream that I had.)

So there I was…minding my own business, playing an innocent game of hockey, using an orange as a puck. Unfortunately, one of my fellow players was a goat, and decided to eat the orange, so I suggested using a lacrosse ball.

We played with the lacrosse ball for a bit, until another player hit it too hard and shot the ball clear into the woods. I sighed as I went to go fetch it so we could continue our game.

I ventured into the woods, pushing back branches as I went. The lacrosse ball was no where to be seen. Suddenly, a floating orb flew past me, and then circled my head.

"If you don't find the lacrosse ball," a voice said, coming from the orb, "all the trees in this forest will turn into green jello, and the world will end!"

Now, as we all know, when a floating orb tells you that if you lose a lacrosse ball in the woods the world will end because all the trees will turn into green jello, you should probably listen to it.

However, I was lazy, and didn't bother to find the lacrosse ball. Thus, the trees turned into green jello and the world ended.

THE END