Kagome sleepily reached for her alarm clock and pushed it off the nightstand. She rolled over and pulled the covers over her head. What time did Sango leave last night? 11:00, 12:00 maybe. Another beeping noise reached her ears. Holding back a yawn, she thought, 'Didn't I already turn my alarm clock off?' She rolled over and reached for the alarm clock sitting on the floor.
Pulling it up, she stared at it. And stared at it. And stared at it. She quickly flung the alarm towards the wall, successfully killing it. Okay, her alarm wasn't set so obviously someone was making beeping noises somewhere in the apartment. Oh, yeah, it was 6:00 IN THE MORNING!
It was probably unhealthy for her to be up that early. She rolled again, intent on going straight back to sleep, but instead of being in her comfy bed she rolled off of it and onto the floor. 'Great job, genius,' were her thoughts as she stood up and headed towards the door.
She now wanted to find the person who was making the noise and then strangle them for waking her up. She walked out into the hall, but stopped when she heard a loud noise come from Inuyasha's room. She carefully nudged the door open with her toe. She already knew what would happen if Inuyasha found her in his room. She had found that out last night.
She and Sango had decided they were going to play a prank on Inuyasha. As they were going in, they had gotten caught by Inuyasha. He was, of course, pissed. Once they had gotten back to her room, they decided to take a nap. That was a very bad mistake to make. When they woke up, her room was a mess and everything was thrown everywhere. She and Sango did clean it up, but while they were, they were also thinking up ways of revenge.
Kagome was brought out of her musings as another loud noise erupted from Inuyasha's room. She carefully looked in and saw the same sight as last night. Clothes were strewn everywhere. Garbage was everywhere, too. But the pigsty on his floor wasn't what caught her attention. It was the snoring lump on Inuyasha's bed.
'The blanket ate Inuyasha!' she thought in mock horror. The blanket on the bed was fully around Inuyasha, enough so that you couldn't see him. And it was snoring. Inuyasha's new nickname was going to be 'The Snoring Lump'.
She walked out of his room and down the hallway into the living room. Miroku and Sango were playing video games. She quietly walked behind the couch and leaned on it.
Miroku was sitting on the couch and Sango sat on the floor. Kagome leaned by Miroku and whispered, "Whatcha playing?" Miroku looked over to her and saw the angry glint in her eyes. That was enough of a warning to stop and shut up. He dropped the controller and scooted over to the other side of the couch.
"Yeah! Miroku, I won again!" Sango cheered and turned around, only to meet the sight of Kagome. "Kagome, what are you doing up?" She asked. Kagome took a few pillows off the couch and threw them at Sango.
"You woke me up!" she cried. The flow of pillows stopped and she looked at Kagome. Kagome was glaring angrily at her.
Sango immediately pointed Miroku and said, "He did it!" Kagome then glared at Miroku and settled for attacking him. Sango sighed; glad to not be on the receiving end of Kagome's fury. A growl came from her side. She looked over to it and saw Inuyasha glaring at the two on the floor.
"Both of you shut up!" he shouted. Kagome ceased her attack and Miroku stopped whimpering.
Kagome looked over to Inuyasha and said, "G'morning, Snoring Lump."
Inuyasha merely glared at her and continued, "I don't want the wimpy wolf coming down here complaining about the noise."
He stomped back to his room and slammed the door shut. "Wimpy…wolf?" Kagome looked over to Sango, who was laughing silently.
She finally stopped and said, "Kouga."
Miroku looked at Kagome and asked, "Snoring lump?"
"Look into his room really early in the morning and you'll know what I'm talking about."
Sango plopped onto the couch next to the battered Miroku. "Hey, Kagome. Want to go shopping later?"
Kagome nodded but also said, "Just wake me up in another seven or eight hours. Oh, yeah, could you guys be quieter?" With that, Kagome trudged back to her room and instantly fell asleep.
Miroku looked at Sango, who was grinning cheerily. He pulled five dollars out of his pocket and put it in her outstretched hand. She snatched the five dollar bill out of his hand and stuck her tongue out at him. "I should start making more bets with you. I knew Kagome would wake up first."
Miroku wasn't even listening to her. He was kneeling on the ground sobbing. "Oh, my poor five dollar bill. Noooo!" He cried. Sango picked up one of the pillows off the ground and threw at Miroku. He fell face forward on the ground. He was still sobbing quietly. Sango picked up a heavy book, which was so conveniently on the table, and whacked him on the head.
He finally stopped crying. Or he was unconscious. She shrugged her shoulders and continued her game.
