Hey, Sorry this took so long to update but I have been really busy. Also it has been really difficult to contact Kristen to see what to write for the next part of the story. I have the next two chapters figured out, but after that I might need so help so if I ask for it later on please give suggestions. (P.S – KRISTEN CALL ME!!!!)
Also thank you everyone who reviewed. WE LOVE YOU!! Lolz. And thank you for saying our story is funny cause that is what Kristen and I had in mind. And I am sure that Kristen thanks the person that said she is cool, so I just said it for her. (Wow I feel unwanted people think she's cool and not me -sniffle sniffle- NOBODY LIKES ME!!!! Well then again I am realllllllly weird but then again so is Kristen, however just not nearly as weird as me. Lolz.)
Chapter 5
Kristen and Courtney both marched into Achilles' tent to give him back his spear and to warn him of what was to happen later on in the war. However the completely forgot what happens that night.
Kristen put her head through the make – shift door but then started screaming.
"AHHH, IT BURNS IT BURNS." She screamed seeing Achilles and Briseis rolling in pleasure. Courtney finally realized what Kristen was screaming about and fell to the ground laughing so hard to the point of tears.
"My god Kristen you live such a god damn sheltered life." Courtney said between giggles as Kristen ran around in circles covering her eyes and yelling.
"You sick god damn perve. I have lost my innocence. I am gonna have nightmares for the rest of my fucking life, all because of that stupid fucking door!" Kristen yelled.
However the girls did not realize they had been heard. Patroclus poked his head out of his tent and saw one girl running around insanely in different directions, and the other one laughing hysterically on the ground.
"Oh my gosh this is so sad Kristen you need to get out more." Courtney said holding her stomach because it hurt so much. Before Kristen could say something to Courtney Patroclus came up to them.
"You two girls better come with me before you get caught out here by someone else." Patroclus exclaimed while staring at them with a little smirk. However the girls really didn't hear him.
"What did you say?" Courtney and Kristen asked. Both where to absorbed in screaming in horror or laughing her ass off.
"Just follow me." Patroclus instructed. And as instructed the two girls followed him into his tent.
"I'm only guessing, but you two must be the girls my cousin was worried about?"
"He worries? I didn't know he could be sentimental about things." Kristen snickered. Courtney slapped her in the back of the head
"OUCH what the hell was that for?" screeched Kristen as she sat on Patroclus' bed.
"For dissing Achilles." Courtney said.
"Aw poor widdle Achiwwes. Courtney wuves you and wants to have your kids and mawwy you." Kristen mocked her in a baby voice.
"Shut up bitch." Courtney yelled at Kristen mockery.
"So you like Achilles, huh?" Patroclus asked interrupting there little fight
Yay, she does that is all she talks about. Trust me, I should know! It is always Achilles this and Achilles that." Kristen said animatedly
"And you don't shut up about Elijah Wood, and when we say Troy it was all Eric Bana's hot or Hectors hot. You like him and you know it so shut the fuck up about me when you are worse." Courtney said in her defense.
"Hector is married I have no chance with him." Kristen said gleefully trying to be ironic.
"Hey Patroclus I really need to speak to you and Achilles right now." Kristen said suddenly to change the subject before could comeback with another comment.
"It won't be for a while considering he is busy." Patroclus answered
"We don't have a while." Courtney answered knowing what Kristen was thinking.
"Fine then lets hope for the best timing." He said
"Well do you know when he might have started?" Courtney questioned.
"A little bit after you left his tent, I assume, but I am not exactly sure." Patroclus explained
"Ok um...should we wait a half hour or should we just walk in and hope they are done?" Kristen asked not wanting to go back in there if they where not done indulging themselves with each other.
"Um I suggest we wait an hour or two unless..." Courtney said not looking at Kristen evilly "you want another look Kristen, you know you liked it the first time." Courtney said and then started laughing.
"I swear I am gonna kill you!" Kristen yelled while lunging at Courtney.
"No killing now, ok?" Patroclus chuckled grabbing Kristen's arm.
"Ow! You asshole you grabbed my injured arm." Kristen shrieked and pulled back
"Sorry." Patroclus apologized.
"Forgiven for now, and I am not waiting anymore. I am just going in there and telling him cause this is more important then sexual pleasure." Kristen declared walking out of the tent.
"OK yeah sure, you just want to go watch." Courtney smirked
"Fucking bitch I don't and you know it so back off before I literally kill you." Kristen said while she was running towards Courtney ready to punch her. Courtney saw Kristen coming and ran over to Patroclus and unsheathed his sword from his sheath, and right before Kristen was about to punch she held the sword to her neck.
"You cheated this is a man to man fight meaning no swords."
"Helps if we were men you stupid shit." Courtney replied snidely
"You two girls are extremely feisty aren't you?" Patroclus said with a smirk on his face and a glare in his eyes
"Why would you care if we were feisty or not?" Asked Kristen who still had the sword to her neck and also confused about what Patroclus meant by them being 'feisty'.
"Oh my fucking god Kristen why must you live such a damn sheltered life!" yelled Courtney "he meant it in a way that he is getting excited while he is watching us fight and I mean sexually excited." Said Courtney while looking at Patroclus in a semi disgusted and semi happy way at the same time because she suddenly got an idea.
"Why do you like feisty women?" Courtney said seductively while moving closer to Patroclus.
"Depends on just how feisty they really are inside." Patroclus said welcoming the fact the Courtney was moving toward him.
However all while this was happening Kristen stood there in horror while she watched what her friend was doing. She was about to yell something when she was suddenly grabbed from behind. She tried to scream but before she could the person shoved a gag in her mouth. She tried to fight the person but was hit on the back of the head and blacked out.
Courtney didn't even realize Kristen had been taking, but little did she know what surprise awaited her. Courtney and Patroclus were kissing, so they were unaware someone else had spotted them. And this person was not happy about what he saw at all. He walked over barely clothed and grabbed Courtney away from Patroclus
"What do you think you are doing?" he angrily questioned Patroclus
"I was about to make love to a women until you interrupted." Patroclus scowled, however Courtney almost screamed at the thought of them together, but wasn't able to because the person had covered her mouth.
"You can make love to a women but just find a new one to do so with Patroclus this one is mine." The man said as Courtney scowled at the thought of being owned by someone.
"But that's not fair at all...Achilles you just made love to Briseis why can't I have her?" begged Patroclus
"Because both are mine." Stated Achilles as he threw Courtney over his shoulder, she gave a little shriek as he did so but he didn't seem fazed at all, and carried her back to his tent leaving Patroclus standing there.
He threw Courtney on the floor of the tent, and before Courtney could speak her mind she was knocked unconscious.
3 hours later...
"Humm huh oh ouch where am I?" Kristen said as she rubbed the back of her head in pain.
"When and how did I get here?" she muttered while feeling groggy.
"You are presently at the Camp of the Greeks which is not a good thing for you young Trojan." Replied a deep voice to Kristen's questions. Kristen tried to focus on who was speaking but couldn't, everything was all blurry.
"Who the fuck are you and what do you want from me?" Kristen yelled still trying to focus.
"It is not what I want with you it is what King Agamemnon wants with you." The voice said and then began to chuckle.
"Oh no this is hell isn't it?" Kristen said to herself but the man overheard her.
"For you it seems young Trojan." The man said and began to laugh like a mad man.
"Please Hector attack soon and save me from these Greeks."
Ok there is Chapter 5. Thanks again to everyone who reviewed and sorry for not updating for a while. I still have to write the next chapter so sorry to say it will be a while before I can get it posted. The next chapter will be a mix of what happens to Kristen and me (Courtney) in the Greek camp.
Please R&R and tell me what you think so far!!! Thanks!!! (And Kristen you better call me after you read this, unless you read it at like 2 in the morning. But anywayz CALL!!)
Also thank you everyone who reviewed. WE LOVE YOU!! Lolz. And thank you for saying our story is funny cause that is what Kristen and I had in mind. And I am sure that Kristen thanks the person that said she is cool, so I just said it for her. (Wow I feel unwanted people think she's cool and not me -sniffle sniffle- NOBODY LIKES ME!!!! Well then again I am realllllllly weird but then again so is Kristen, however just not nearly as weird as me. Lolz.)
Chapter 5
Kristen and Courtney both marched into Achilles' tent to give him back his spear and to warn him of what was to happen later on in the war. However the completely forgot what happens that night.
Kristen put her head through the make – shift door but then started screaming.
"AHHH, IT BURNS IT BURNS." She screamed seeing Achilles and Briseis rolling in pleasure. Courtney finally realized what Kristen was screaming about and fell to the ground laughing so hard to the point of tears.
"My god Kristen you live such a god damn sheltered life." Courtney said between giggles as Kristen ran around in circles covering her eyes and yelling.
"You sick god damn perve. I have lost my innocence. I am gonna have nightmares for the rest of my fucking life, all because of that stupid fucking door!" Kristen yelled.
However the girls did not realize they had been heard. Patroclus poked his head out of his tent and saw one girl running around insanely in different directions, and the other one laughing hysterically on the ground.
"Oh my gosh this is so sad Kristen you need to get out more." Courtney said holding her stomach because it hurt so much. Before Kristen could say something to Courtney Patroclus came up to them.
"You two girls better come with me before you get caught out here by someone else." Patroclus exclaimed while staring at them with a little smirk. However the girls really didn't hear him.
"What did you say?" Courtney and Kristen asked. Both where to absorbed in screaming in horror or laughing her ass off.
"Just follow me." Patroclus instructed. And as instructed the two girls followed him into his tent.
"I'm only guessing, but you two must be the girls my cousin was worried about?"
"He worries? I didn't know he could be sentimental about things." Kristen snickered. Courtney slapped her in the back of the head
"OUCH what the hell was that for?" screeched Kristen as she sat on Patroclus' bed.
"For dissing Achilles." Courtney said.
"Aw poor widdle Achiwwes. Courtney wuves you and wants to have your kids and mawwy you." Kristen mocked her in a baby voice.
"Shut up bitch." Courtney yelled at Kristen mockery.
"So you like Achilles, huh?" Patroclus asked interrupting there little fight
Yay, she does that is all she talks about. Trust me, I should know! It is always Achilles this and Achilles that." Kristen said animatedly
"And you don't shut up about Elijah Wood, and when we say Troy it was all Eric Bana's hot or Hectors hot. You like him and you know it so shut the fuck up about me when you are worse." Courtney said in her defense.
"Hector is married I have no chance with him." Kristen said gleefully trying to be ironic.
"Hey Patroclus I really need to speak to you and Achilles right now." Kristen said suddenly to change the subject before could comeback with another comment.
"It won't be for a while considering he is busy." Patroclus answered
"We don't have a while." Courtney answered knowing what Kristen was thinking.
"Fine then lets hope for the best timing." He said
"Well do you know when he might have started?" Courtney questioned.
"A little bit after you left his tent, I assume, but I am not exactly sure." Patroclus explained
"Ok um...should we wait a half hour or should we just walk in and hope they are done?" Kristen asked not wanting to go back in there if they where not done indulging themselves with each other.
"Um I suggest we wait an hour or two unless..." Courtney said not looking at Kristen evilly "you want another look Kristen, you know you liked it the first time." Courtney said and then started laughing.
"I swear I am gonna kill you!" Kristen yelled while lunging at Courtney.
"No killing now, ok?" Patroclus chuckled grabbing Kristen's arm.
"Ow! You asshole you grabbed my injured arm." Kristen shrieked and pulled back
"Sorry." Patroclus apologized.
"Forgiven for now, and I am not waiting anymore. I am just going in there and telling him cause this is more important then sexual pleasure." Kristen declared walking out of the tent.
"OK yeah sure, you just want to go watch." Courtney smirked
"Fucking bitch I don't and you know it so back off before I literally kill you." Kristen said while she was running towards Courtney ready to punch her. Courtney saw Kristen coming and ran over to Patroclus and unsheathed his sword from his sheath, and right before Kristen was about to punch she held the sword to her neck.
"You cheated this is a man to man fight meaning no swords."
"Helps if we were men you stupid shit." Courtney replied snidely
"You two girls are extremely feisty aren't you?" Patroclus said with a smirk on his face and a glare in his eyes
"Why would you care if we were feisty or not?" Asked Kristen who still had the sword to her neck and also confused about what Patroclus meant by them being 'feisty'.
"Oh my fucking god Kristen why must you live such a damn sheltered life!" yelled Courtney "he meant it in a way that he is getting excited while he is watching us fight and I mean sexually excited." Said Courtney while looking at Patroclus in a semi disgusted and semi happy way at the same time because she suddenly got an idea.
"Why do you like feisty women?" Courtney said seductively while moving closer to Patroclus.
"Depends on just how feisty they really are inside." Patroclus said welcoming the fact the Courtney was moving toward him.
However all while this was happening Kristen stood there in horror while she watched what her friend was doing. She was about to yell something when she was suddenly grabbed from behind. She tried to scream but before she could the person shoved a gag in her mouth. She tried to fight the person but was hit on the back of the head and blacked out.
Courtney didn't even realize Kristen had been taking, but little did she know what surprise awaited her. Courtney and Patroclus were kissing, so they were unaware someone else had spotted them. And this person was not happy about what he saw at all. He walked over barely clothed and grabbed Courtney away from Patroclus
"What do you think you are doing?" he angrily questioned Patroclus
"I was about to make love to a women until you interrupted." Patroclus scowled, however Courtney almost screamed at the thought of them together, but wasn't able to because the person had covered her mouth.
"You can make love to a women but just find a new one to do so with Patroclus this one is mine." The man said as Courtney scowled at the thought of being owned by someone.
"But that's not fair at all...Achilles you just made love to Briseis why can't I have her?" begged Patroclus
"Because both are mine." Stated Achilles as he threw Courtney over his shoulder, she gave a little shriek as he did so but he didn't seem fazed at all, and carried her back to his tent leaving Patroclus standing there.
He threw Courtney on the floor of the tent, and before Courtney could speak her mind she was knocked unconscious.
3 hours later...
"Humm huh oh ouch where am I?" Kristen said as she rubbed the back of her head in pain.
"When and how did I get here?" she muttered while feeling groggy.
"You are presently at the Camp of the Greeks which is not a good thing for you young Trojan." Replied a deep voice to Kristen's questions. Kristen tried to focus on who was speaking but couldn't, everything was all blurry.
"Who the fuck are you and what do you want from me?" Kristen yelled still trying to focus.
"It is not what I want with you it is what King Agamemnon wants with you." The voice said and then began to chuckle.
"Oh no this is hell isn't it?" Kristen said to herself but the man overheard her.
"For you it seems young Trojan." The man said and began to laugh like a mad man.
"Please Hector attack soon and save me from these Greeks."
Ok there is Chapter 5. Thanks again to everyone who reviewed and sorry for not updating for a while. I still have to write the next chapter so sorry to say it will be a while before I can get it posted. The next chapter will be a mix of what happens to Kristen and me (Courtney) in the Greek camp.
Please R&R and tell me what you think so far!!! Thanks!!! (And Kristen you better call me after you read this, unless you read it at like 2 in the morning. But anywayz CALL!!)