KDZ: OH YEAH! Driver's ED! Oh…wait…how can KONOHA have cars you ask? Uh…they got them imported? Heh. Heh. Anyways, my friend! Get ready for car crashing, cliff jumping, and granny hit'n'runs GALORE! Naruto style!

Disclaimer: Twinkle, Twinkle little star why are dreams SO FAR? No…I don't own Naruto…if I did, Sasuke would be tortured…I'm a recovering Sasuke-hater…seriously, I'm not doing ANY progress, sigh.

Warning: OOC…well, not really…but just in case ya know, especially for Hinata! This is the reason why people under the age of 16-17 AREN'T allowed to drive, LOL!

Driver's ED: Naruto Style

Chapter 2: NO, CHOUJI NO!

"Chouji, the keys are yours!" Asuma said throwing him the keys, "I'M first?" Chouji said in shock. "Well, you know" Asuma just shrugged modestly as Chouji's face suddenly brightened.

Aw, can't resist a happy Chouji…

"AW RIGHT!" Chouji said as he started up the car, "Okay! Now…press that thingy" Asuma said pointing at the accelerator.

"The accelerator?" Chouji asked him; "Whatever" Asuma said shrugging. "OK!" Chouji pressed the accelerator slowly as the car started to move at a regular pace, "WICKED!" Chouji yelled happily as the car moved.

Yes, Chouji was doing well, and he wouldn't stop bragging about it. "Check me out! I'm driving! I'm driving! WHO'S YOUR DADDY?" Chouji shouted out the window laughing.

"Check me out Shikamaru! I'm driving, OH YEAH! I'm DRIVING!" Chouji squealed happily, "Uh huh" Shikamaru said in a bored tone as he just stared out the window looking at the clouds.

Suddenly something had 'CAUGHT' Chouji's attention; it had been the sign for a sale on BBQ

ALL BBQ ITEMS 50 OFF!

"That's an offer I CAN'T refuse!" Chouji said laughing as he made a quick, sharp turn towards the restaurant.

"EEEK!" Ino shrieked from the backseat, "WHAT THE? CHOUJI! TURN AROUND NOW!" Asuma commanded but Chouji had a bit of drool coming out of his mouth as he drove straight for the restaurant.

"NO, CHOUJI NO!" Ino shrieked at him but he kept going, "Chouji. Stop this car right now" Shikamaru said in a calm voice trying to stop him but Chouji didn't hear him.

"NO, CHOUJI NO!" All three of them shouted in horror as the car went smashing through the restaurant.

LATER ON…

"Uh…that was an offer I just COULDN'T refuse, I mean 50 percent off EVERY BBQ item it was impossible for me to drive right by it" Chouji said trying to look sad but he kept licking the BBQ off his fingers.

"So you had to go THROUGH it?" Ino shrieked pointing to the car in the middle of the restaurant, "I'm…I HAVE A PROBLEM!" Chouji shouted in grief as he cried in his hands.

"That's okay…we'll just go get ANOTHER car, nothing to worry about" Asuma said as his heart started to FINALLY slow down.

So, eventually they had gotten another car. No big deal, because Shikamaru was the responsible one…not like anything BAD would happen…

"Shikamaru, take the keys" Asuma said handing them to him, "Whatever" Shikamaru said as he sat in the driver's seat.

"OKAY! Now press the thingy lightly with your foot" Asuma said pointing to the accelerator.

"ACCELERATOR!" Ino and Chouji shouted from the back, "whatever" Asuma growled angrily as he pointed to the road.

"ALRIGHT! SHOW THEM CHUUNINS ARE BETTER THAN GENINS!" Asuma squealed happily as Shikamaru started the car, and it stopped.

"Uh…Shikamaru?" Asuma said wondering why the car had stopped, but then the car started up again…

"Wow. For a second I thought you didn't know how to drive, BOY, was I scared! THEN I remembered that this is SHIKAMARU and he won't let us down…even though right this minute he's driving towards a cliff and not stopping I'm sure he knows what to do!" Asuma said with a nervous laugh as he took a look at Shikamaru.

Who was fast asleep at the wheel, "So YEAH? Even though he's asleep at the wheel, we're going 125 mph RIGHT for a cliff and there's no turning back…Shikamaru's going to use his brains and save us, right?" Asuma said turning around to see the horrified looks on Chouji and Ino's face.

"I'm going to die..." Asuma whimpered as the car jumped over the cliff, "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" Everyone screeched as the car fell.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! COUGH! COUGH! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH" they all screeched.

"ZZZ" Came Shikamaru as Asuma fast grabbed them all as they jumped out of the car as the car exploded.

"Dammit. We ruined two cars in one day…Hokage-sama is NOT going to be pleased" Asuma said with a sigh. "I'm still driving today, right?" Ino asked him. "NO!" came Chouji and Asuma's screamed at her.

"Ugh" Ino pouted, as Chouji made sure Shikamaru was still alive from the jump, he was.

"Mmph? What happened?" Shikamaru said waking up, "nothing. Just fell asleep at the wheel, ya know it happens ALL the time" Asuma said sarcastically.

"That's good" Chouji said laughing, obviously not noticing the sarcasm dripping in Asuma's voice.

"FINE! But, tomorrow I'm driving right? Right?" Ino called as Asuma ran away from his three students; the next driver's Ed lesson just might kill him.

"KURENAI! ASK TSUNADE FOR ANOTHER CAR FOR YOUR LESSON" Asuma shouted as Ino came running on his tail.

"I WON'T KILL YOU! I SWEAR!" Ino shrieked after him.

"What? Oh…guess his lesson wasn't SO good, but mine's just Hinata, Kiba, and Shino. No trouble there" Kurenai said giggling as she went off to get a car from Tsunade.

KDZ: The next chapter is a personal favorite! Remember to REVIEW please! Thanks for the reviews!

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Yinan: That's what I'm doing now, silly…thanks for the review!

Fire Engine: That's true; Naruto does have an overactive imagination! At least Asuma's team survived!

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