KDZ: OH YEAH! Driver's ED! Oh…wait…how can KONOHA have cars you ask? Uh…they got them imported? Heh. Heh. Anyways, my friend! Get ready for car crashing, cliff jumping, and granny hit'n'runs GALORE! Naruto style!
Disclaimer: Twinkle, Twinkle little star why are dreams SO FAR? No…I don't own Naruto…if I did, Sasuke would be tortured…I'm a recovering Sasuke-hater…seriously, I'm not doing ANY progress, sigh.
Warning: OOC…well, not really…but just in case ya know, especially for Hinata! This is the reason why people under the age of 16-17 AREN'T allowed to drive, LOL! And there's more than a share of swearing in this chapter!
Driver's ED: Naruto Style
Chapter 3: FD 101!
"My, 2 cars completely demolished" Kurenai said throwing the keys up and down in her hand, "Asuma is such an idiot…kind of cute though" Kurenai said grinning as she found her students.
"WHAT was that?" Kiba said grinning, "get in the driver's seat and shut up," Kurenai said angrily.
"Yes, Vampirita" Kiba said as he opened the red convertible's car door. "Press that thingy over there lightly with your foot" she said pointing to the accelerator.
"The accelerator?" Kiba asked her, "The what?" Kurenai asked him. "Forget it" Kiba said with a laugh.
Kiba pressed it lightly as it started to move, "YAY!" Kiba said as he started to get the hang of driving.
"How am I doing?" Kiba asked Kurenai, "Great" Kurenai said happily knowing that she wasn't going to damage the convertible.
Kiba jumped up and started to wolf whistle at the poodle that was walking by eating her kibbles and bits, Kiba turned his head sideways to get a better look at her bending over.
"HENTAI" Kurenai said grabbing the wheel, "S…sorry" Kiba said going back to the wheel.
DEEEEEEEEDOOOOOOODEEEEDOOODEEEODOOO (KDZ: Police Siren, LOL)
"What the? What the hell is that? Another CAR?" Kiba said looking in the review mirror, "It's ANBU!" Kurenai said as she stopped the car with her foot.
"EEEK!" Hinata shouted as the car came to an abrupt stop, "…" said Shino.
Kiba started to panic; the Police before have never stopped him. This being his first time behind the wheel MAY have had something to do with that.
"I'm going to have to ask you to step out of the vehicle," an ANBU officer told him, "what?" Kiba said in shock.
"STEP OUT OF THE VEHICLE!" she shrieked in his ear, "I'm out" Kiba said jumping out to see the other officer. (KDZ: There's two officers…one female, one male)
"Dear god…" the female cop said as her shaking hands reached for the walkie-talkie, "PUT YOU HANDS ON YOUR HEAD!" The male cop ordered him.
"What the?" Kiba sobbed as he put his hands on his head watching the female cop on the walkie-talkie.
"Yes. I have a FD 101 here…" she said in to the Walkie-talkie, "Um…a what?" Kiba said shocked.
"Roger that" that came the reply, "I'm taking this criminal into custody" she told the person on the other side of the walkie-talkie.
"Roger that" came the reply, "Get a life, fool" the female cop said angrily. "Roger that" he said again.
"Argh" she said putting the walkie-talkie in her pocket angrily, "Excuse me for asking but just WHAT is a FD 101?" Kurenai asked the cops.
"FD 101 is a Fashion Disaster!" The female said dramatically, "YES! A FASHION DISASTER!" The male cop yelled angrily.
"…What…the…BEEP" Kiba was cut off by the foghorn the male cop had, "No swearing, that's another offense" The ANBU cop said angrily.
"I'll punish him for that one" Kurenai said happily, "All right. But, the disaster cannot be ignored!" The Male cop shouted angrily.
"What's wrong with my outfit?" Kiba said staring at his jacket, "What is RIGHT with it?" the female cop said angrily. "You're going to arrest him because he has a hideous jacket?" Kurenai said shocked. "Damn straight" The male cop said nodding.
"People will stop in the street to pity him and that could start a distraction," the female added to that, "Oh" Kurenai said knowledgably.
LATER ON…"I can't believe we almost got arrested because you couldn't give up a stupid jacket," Kurenai said behind the wheel. "You have such an unusual attachment to it" Shino said angrily.
"Anyways" Kurenai said as she parked the car, "Hinata! Your up!" Kurenai said getting out of the car. "O…okay" Hinata said softly as she got into the front seat.
"Now remember to press that thingy over there LIGHTLY, trust me…you'll do okay" Kurenai said trying to comfort her. "R…right" Hinata said as she started the car, "GOOD JOB! HINATA-CHAN!" Kiba shouted from the back.
"Thanks" Hinata said, as she wasn't doing that bad, seriously. But, then it came to a crosswalk in the street.
Kurenai told her to stop and let the old lady pass by, Hinata just nodded as she waited for the old lady to pass by…
She was SO slow it wasn't even funny! "Um…could you hurry it up please?" Hinata called from inside the car, "I'll walk as fast as I can, goddammit!" the old woman yelled at her.
"Good god" Kurenai said smirking as the lady was having serious difficulty crossing the street, "Places to go! People to see!" Hinata called at her, pissed off.
"Oh that's it," The lady said stopped and flipping Hinata off, "Oh NO she didn't!" Hinata said angrily.
Hinata stepped on the accelerator angrily, to make a noise like a bull starting to strike (KDZ: Sorry…I hope you understand what I mean)
"GRR! BRING IT ON!" The old lady said angrily, "Oh, it is BROUGHT!" Hinata said as she slammed the red convertible into the old Lady.
"HINATA!" Kiba shouted in horror, "GRR! Freaking old lady, trying to mess with me" Hinata said backing up.
The old lady started to twitch on the floor, "SEE YA IN HELL, BIATCH!" Hinata shrieked hitting her with the car again.
"OH MY GOD!" Kurenai yelled in disbelief, as Hinata zoomed off from the old lady on the brink of death.
"You could have KILLED her" Kiba said looking back at the old lady on the floor, "Oh. She would have died ANYWAYS!" Hinata yelled, behind her shoulder.
Suddenly, an old man was trying to cross the street. "MOVE IT OR EFFING LOSE IT!" Hinata yelled, honking angrily.
"What?" The man said he obviously couldn't hear the beeping of the horn…he was deaf.
"MY FACE NEEDS SOME SPACE!" Hinata shouted angrily as she slammed the car into him.
Kurenai and Shino jumped out of the car, trying to figure out if the old man was okay.
"I see a white light…" the man groaned on the floor, "OH! LIGHT IS GOOD! RUN TO THE LIGHT" Kurenai said happily she knew her stuff. "Damn it!" Shino said as he gave the man CPR.
"We have to go!" Kurenai said grabbing Shino's arm, "But the man…" Shino said staring at him. "Bound to die this week or tomorrow ANYWAYS!" Kurenai said as the jetted into the car.
"Let's go!" Kiba shouted horrified, Hinata just shrugged as she drove RIGHT over the man and kept going. Slamming into other people along the way…
"So…" Kiba said uneasily, "Yeah?" Hinata asked him. "Your insane" Shino shouted in horror as they watched her just slam into people, and kept on going.
"Hinata, I'm going to have to tell you that your turn is UP" Kurenai said slamming on the brakes, "Seriously? Well. I had fun," Hinata said in a cool voice, Shino just coughed.
"Shino…do you even WANT to go?" Kurenai asked him, "Meh" Shino said getting into the drivers seat. "At least its just Shino" Kurenai said happily as Shino started the car.
"Do you like Old People?" Hinata hissed from the backseat, "What?" Shino said shocked. "Let's kill 'em…kill 'em all…" Hinata said looking around nervously, "O…Kay then!" Kiba said rolling his eyes.
"So, Shino do you even know what your doing?" Kurenai asked him as Shino jerked the Steering wheel in such an odd manner, and the car was just going. Then Stopping. Then…it kept going…and going…and going…
"I can't see" Shino whispered scared, "What the?" Kurenai said looking at him horrified. "I can't see through my glasses" Shino said as he was missing the trees by one inch.
"Then take them OFF" Kiba shouted as the started going through a cornfield, "I can't" Shino said simply as the car kept on going.
"Mmm…Corn" Hinata whispered as she took a bite, "Ignore her. She's not right in her head today" Kurenai told Shino.
"Why can't you take them off?" Kiba asked as they were finally out of the cornfield, "Thank god. I was sick of the corn," Kurenai said happily. "BECAUSE I'm self conscious about my eyes" Shino told him as he suddenly turned the car around, completely by accident.
Back into the Cornfield, "DAMMIT!" Kurenai said angrily as they went through the cornfield again.
LATER ON THAT DAY…
"So…here ya go!" Kurenai said handing Gai-Sensei the keys through the Jail Cell, "Thank you" Gai-Sensei said averting her gaze.
"NOW!" said the female cop walking into the Jail, "Do you SEE what happens when you wear hideous clothes?" she asked Kiba.
"Yes" Kiba said angrily, "Do you SEE what happens when you murder old people instead of letting the medical-nins just slip stuff into their food?" The cop asked Hinata.
"Yeah" Hinata said pouting, "Do you SEE what happens when you're so self-conscious about your eyes?" she asked Shino.
"…" Shino said just folded his arms angrily, "Do you SEE what happens when you seta whole cornfieldon fire?" the female cop asked Kurenai.
"Grr" Kurenai said her red eyes burning angrily, "OOH! A vampire" The female cop said amazed, "NOT A VAMPIRE!" Kurenai shrieked angrily.
"Anyways! I have to go teach MY students, cheerios!" Gai-Sensei said skipping off, "BEWARE, Puny mortal, BEWARE the Genins!" Kurenai yelled after him.
"HAHAHA! Vampires and their crazy talk" Gai-Sensei said laughing, "NOT A VAMPIRE!" Kurenai shrieked after him.
KDZ: Sorry it was so long! Review and I'll update sooner! Thanks for the reviews!