ALOHA EVERYONE!!!! THANKS TO ALL OF YOU PEOPLE DEMANDING THIS TO BE PUT BACK UP (AND PROMISING ME ACHILLES WHICH I AM VERY MUCH LOOKING FORWARD TO .) and I can't believe in real life Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston SPLIT O.O WELL ANYWAYZ, YOUR DEMANDS HAVE WORKED! WE ARE CONTINUING! For those who did not like this story, oh well don't read it if ya don't like it. PLEASE ENJOY!
The Unthinkable EventKristen still moaned in pain as her vision still wasn't perfectly clear.
"Ah have you brought the young Trojan girl?" asked a deep voice
"Yes my King she-."
"What the fuck do you want from me?" Kristen yelled getting pissed even more pissed off then she already was.
"So what they say is true she is quite the outspoken one." The deep voice responded.
"Yeah and if you have a problem with it go screw yourself. Oh or should I be bowing at the feet of an asshole who takes all the glory of his men as his fucking own. Well guess what Aggy, YOU SUCK." Kristen swore at the top of her lungs.
"Aggy? How dare you say my name in such mockery. I am King Agamemnon ruler of all Greeks, and unfortunately for you what may seem as a painful visit to the underworld."
"Oh shut the hell up you fat egotistical moron." Kristen shouted looking away from the King. "You could never touch me with the scummy hands of yours, and if you try your ass is grass."
"I would love to see you try with all my guards around." King Agamemnon laughed and signaled to his men to take Kristen to his bedchamber.
"No assholes get your paws off me." She yelled while being carried away.
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"What the fuck happened?" Courtney groaned as she regained conciseness. She slowly managed to get up, but her head was throbbing.
"Well this is a strange feeling." She said clutching her head in her hands.
"Oh wait where's Kristen?" Courtney looked around.
"Damn it where the hell did she run off to? Or, oh my god, someone fucking kidnapped her. Holy shit I'm gonna rip down ever tent till I find her cause I still need to give back Achilles his spear and warn him about what is gonna happen." Courtney managed to get out all at once but gasped for air when she finished. As she inhaled air she looked at her surroundings.
"That's right Achilles knocked me out again, how sweet, mother fucking asshole who does he think he is? All I would say to him if he was right here is 'screw you I'm outta here.'" Courtney spoke angrily and charged to the door of the tent. However once again she was stopped, but this time by Achilles himself.
"And where are you off to may I ask?"
"AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" Courtney screamed at the top of her lungs, making Achilles fall off the chair in which he sat, from the sheer force and terror of her scream.
"How dare you asshole! You scared the living shit out of me!" Courtney yelled breathing heavily. Achilles regained his hearing, got back onto his chair, and decided to ask the question again.
"Where are you off to may I ask?" he questioned again just a little louder. Courtney regaining her normal heart rate back answered.
"If you have to know I'm going to find my friend, and don't even think about knocking me unconscious, I swear I'll kill you." She finished with an evil glare in her eyes.
"Right, you kill me, lets move back on to the reality of what you were swearing, before you tried to walk out of here." Courtney's eyes grew wide.
"You…you heard me say that?" Courtney stuttered.
"Yes an-"
"Jerk, don't eavesdrop on me." Courtney commented while interrupting him, but her face was as bright as an apple. Achilles just looked at her wondering by the gods what she meant by eavesdropping. Achilles was about to say something but Courtney cut him off right as the first syllable rolled from his tongue.
"I'm leaving to find her." Achilles sat stunned for a moment in disbelief that Courtney was still going to go looking for Kristen.
"Oh no your not." He said as she was getting up. He grabbed her by both arms and tied them to a wooden post in his tent.
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"EWWWW!! You sick disgusting perverted old fart! I would never in my entire life help you bathe you fat fuck!" Kristen screamed as she was dragged into Agamemnon's bathing chamber.
"You will if you wish to see the light of day again young Trojan." Laughed Agamemnon
"Oh I'll see daylight again but I'm not bathing your fat disgusting body. The thought of your blubber makes my skin crawl. Go get someone else to fucking do it, or do it yourself you lazy asshole."
"Silence, guards bring her to me." Agamemnon yelled over Kristen's whining.
"Oh hell no!" Kristen yelled and kicked one of the guards in the face, and began to run.
"GET HER!" screamed Agamemnon to his guards as his eyes almost bulged out of his head, and they ran right after Kristen.
"SSSHHHHHHIIIIIITTTTTT!!" Kristen screamed as she was dodging guards right and left. Just then Kristen looked down to see a brightly shining object at her feet.
"OOOOOOOHHHHHH shiny." She said mesmerized by the glimmer. She bent down to pick it up, completely forgetting the guards where gaining on her.
"Shit this thing is heavy, and its gooolllldddd….pppppprrrrrrreeeeeetttttyyyyyy." Kristen then came back to reality, as the guards were only 20 feet away.
"WOW CRAP!!" Kristen yelled and as if by instinct she threw the heavy golden object in her hand. When it hit the guard closest to her he fell backwards into the guard that was following him, and as they fell it created a domino effect right before Kristen's eyes. Kristen couldn't help but laugh as they all laid on the floor dizzy from what just happened.
"HA you idiots." Laughed Kristen until she noticed all of them back on there feet again.
"Damn their still after me." She said and turned quickly around, and continued running. They began to chase after her once again, but now Kristen had sight of the door.
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"Did you hear that?" Courtney asked Achilles breaking the silence between them.
"Hear what?" He asked looking puzzled.
"Oh My God, it's Kristen you get up right now and untie me, hurry up!" Courtney yelled at Achilles.
"No, if I do untie you then you would go straight to Troy with her, and that cant happen because you have been among this camp to long." Explained Achilles as he sharpened his sword and glanced occasionally at Briseis who still lied in his bed asleep.
"Bullshit asshole, just untie me!" Courtney continued yelling but Achilles just ignored her, continued sharpening his sword.
"Good God, just untie me. Do I literally have to promise you I'll come back?"
"Give me your word, and then you can go." Achilles said staring at her making sure she wasn't lying.
"Wow, this makes me seem like I'm 4 again, but sure you have my word." Courtney replied, and Achilles got up taking his newly sharpened sword, and cut the robes that bound her. Courtney got up quickly while rubbing her wrists, and looked on the ground to see an extra sword. She bent down and picked it up, nodded in thanks to Achilles, and was half way to the door when-
"Wait." Achilles said grabbing her arm.
"God damn it, what is with you Greek people and constantly grabbing girls." Courtney yelled in Achilles face.
"When you come back, don't think you are getting off easily. You belong to me and no other man." He said sternly and threw her outside his tent.
"Damn Greeks, I swear they live off sex, damn perverts." Courtney mumbled after getting up and brushing herself off. "Okay it is saving Kristen's pathetic ass now sigh she still cant even defend herself." Courtney said and then came to realize she still had Achilles' sword.
"Well instead of kicking ass, it looks like I'm slaying men. HAHA I could be a Hitokiri (assassin in Japanese.) Okay wow, now I know I really need to lay off the anime, not really but oh well." She rambled while speed walking to go help Kristen escape. Figuring that she should start at Agamemnon's tent first. She headed straight for it when; Kristen came shooting out the door.
"HOLY SHIT LOOK OUT!" Kristen screamed to Courtney.
"Huh…SMACK!!" Kristen collided right into Courtney knocking her down on the ground, while Kristen fell face first into the sand.
"MOTHER FUCKER THAT HURT LIKE A BITCH!" Kristen yelled while holding her head in the air to stop the blood from pouring out of her now bloody nose.
"WATCH WHERE YOU'RE GOING ASSWIPE!" Courtney yelled back holding her bleeding arm that had been split open, when she skid across a sharp rock. Then like a comet trailing across the sky, Kristen and Courtney turned their heads to see seas of arrows being shot over the sand dunes. They looked back at each other still caring as best they could for their injuries.
"Well that's not a good thing." Courtney stated not able to take her eyes off the giant balls of raging fire that where attacking the Greek camp.
"Hector." Kristen said as she too, watched the balls of fire come hurtling towards the Greek camp.