KDZ: OH YEAH! Driver's ED! Oh…wait…how can KONOHA have cars you ask? Uh…they got them imported? Heh. Heh. Anyways, my friend! Get ready for car crashing, cliff jumping, and granny hit'n'runs GALORE! Naruto style! Sorry about the late updates, I just finished with a bunch of essays…but I'm done now! I'm going to get started on Tenten's lesson, enjoy!
Disclaimer: No, I said NO! STOP MAKING ME SAY IT! For god's sake NO!
Warning: OOC…well, not really…but just in case ya know, especially for Hinata! This is the reason why people under the age of 16-17 AREN'T allowed to drive, LOL! And there's more than a share of swearing in this chapter!
Remember: No, I don't have a problem with Old People OR Hinata! It's just that in all the stories they make fun of EVERYONE ELSE but not Hinata, Kurenai, Tenten or like any of them and I think that's unfair. So, I lurve to make fun of 'em like I'm balancing it out for them…it's for the good of the people, well that's my excuse anyways.
Driver's ED: Naruto Style
Chapter 4: Father Duck
"So than after my miraculous escape from the Vampire Kurenai I came through sleet and snow to give you your Driver's Ed class!" Gai-Sensei said finishing his long, and grueling tale. Even though he pretty much drove there…
"GO GAI-SENSEI!" Rock Lee sobbed, "It's okay, but I mean…Neji's tale about how his eyes are white because Hinata's was an evil bitch who sucked out the eyes of all the Hyuuga's…that was scary" Tenten said shuddering.
Neji smirked, yes…his plan for everyone to hate the heir to the Hyuuga throne was working…but he had to be BETTER than her to work, or people would still like her the evil eye-sucker…even thought that wasn't true but like whatever.
"You may go first Rock Lee" Gai-Sensei said throwing him the keys, "HORRAY!" Rock Lee said but then Gai-Sensei caught Neji's look…those eyes were SCARY!
"Actually, Rock Lee…let Neji-kun go first" Gai-Sensei whispered scared, "What why?" Rock Lee said shocked.
BOOM! Gai-Sensei slammed his fist into his face making Rock Lee fly from the impact, "DON'T QUESTION ME, BOY!" Gai-Sensei shouted enraged.
"I'm so sorry, Gai-Sensei" Rock Lee sobbed, "No! I'm sorry, Lee!" Gai-Sensei sobbed.
"LEE!" Gai-Sensei sobbed as he opened his arms, a sunset suddenly REALLY appearing out of nowhere…but for people as cool as Rock Lee and Gai-Sensei they just kind of appear for you…
"Gai-Sensei!" Lee sobbed as he fell into his embrace, "LEE!" Gai-Sensei shouted between tears.
VROOOM!
A car slammed through the sunset about to run into to Gai-Sensei and Lee.
"What the?" Tenten shrieked as she slammed the brake, "hey! What was that for?" Neji said upset he didn't finish the job.
"Wow" Gai-Sensei said happily, as the two got into the back of the car, "We almost died" Rock Lee said chuckling nervously.
"Go figure" Neji grumbled angrily, he had almost got rid of the evil of jumpsuit clad fuzzy eye browed men that just complicated his life for the worst. (KDZ: I LURVE Gai-Sensei and Rock Lee don't get me wrong, Haha)
"Oh well, Neji let's start with your lesson…and swear you won't kill us" Gai-Sensei added, "Yup!" Rock Lee said as he went through his stuff and pulled out a clipboard.
"Here ya go Gai-Sensei" Rock Lee said as Gai-Sensei fished in his bowl cut for a pen and found it. "I want you to sign here…" Gai-Sensei said pointing to the clipboard, "for WHAT?" Neji said angrily.
"For we want to see another sunset" Rock Lee said bitterly, "Tenten will be signing too…" Gai-Sensei said nodding. "Why me? You don't trust me?" Tenten said shocked, "Of course not! It's just regulation" Gai-Sensei said chuckling nervously.
"But Gai-Sensei I thought you said-" Rock Lee was clamped up by Gai-Sensei's hand, Tenten just narrowed her eyes her eyes murderously at them as she turned around.
"Gai-Sensei" Rock Lee hissed at him as he watched Gai-Sensei clutch his hand angrily muttering: It's always the quiet ones…
"Hmm" Neji said as he signed the contract, "and here" Gai-Sensei said pointing to it. Neji sighed and signed that too, "And HERE" Gai-Sensei yelled as he pointed to another spot.
Neji let out a frustrated sigh as he signed it yet again, "Don't think you're done yet boy," Gai-Sensei said turning the page. Neji glared angrily at him, "Your done" Gai-Sensei said in a quiet voice as he leaned back in his seat.
"Okay, I can do this" Neji said quietly, Tenten put her hand kindly on his shoulder "It's okay Neji, I know you can do it" Tenten told him happily.
"Don't touch me!" Neji snapped, "Nothing gives you that right" Neji told her as Tenten slowly removed her hand from his shoulder terrified.
"It's always the quiet ones" Neji muttered as he started up the car, "Hmm" Neji said as he started it up slowly the car started to move. He was doing well so far…so far so good, but then he came to a fork in the road.
"Go left" Gai-Sensei told Neji, Neji just stopped all of a sudden. "Left" Gai-Sensei said again, "Ummm…" Neji said nervously. "What's his problem?" Gai-Sensei said confused. "He doesn't know the diff between Left and right" Tenten sang evilly, "You're supposed to be QUIET" Neji snapped at her.
"…Your joking right?" Gai-Sensei said as he took a look at Rock Lee who shook his head solemnly, "Holy Kunai! It's like ABC" Gai-Sensei said in disbelief.
"Doesn't know it EITHER!" Tenten sang again, "Now your just lying" Gai-Sensei said angrily as he looked at Rock Lee who shook his head again.
"I do TOO know my ABC's!" Neji said bitterly, "sing it" Tenten said smirking. "FINE!" Neji said as he took a deep breath and started singing off-key.
When you think your all aloneThen you hear a moan and groan
A B C D E
The crazy man is after me
F H I J
Now I'm really going to pay
K L M N
I'm backed into the den
O P Q R
He reaches me from a far
S T U V
I try to stab him with my key
W X Y Z
Now I know my ABC
The bad man won't come AFTER me!
Neji finished singing, "WHO THE HELL TAUGHT YOU THAT?" Gai-Sensei yelled. "Hinata's father, taught me it himself" Neji said proudly that a Main member had taught him that.
"How did you pass PRE SCHOOL with that?" Gai-Sensei said shocked, "They said that I was creative or something like that" Neji said confused. "Didn't you notice the other kids were singing something different?" Gai-Sensei asked him.
"Hiashi told me they were idiots, and I sang the right version" Neji piped up, "didn't anyone ELSE tell you it was right?" Gai-Sensei asked him.
"Rock Lee and Tenten" Neji told him, Gai-Sensei gave his two students a shocked look then Neji shrugged and turned around, he knew he was right.
Gai-Sensei gave Rock Lee high five, "Nice one, and boy!" Gai-Sensei hissed at him as tears came flowing from his eyes, "you make me proud" Gai-Sensei added to that.
Tenten giggled but was upset she didn't get a reward or anything nice like a high five, it was unfair really…she wanted REVENGE!
"I still can't believe Hiashi would DO something like that" Gai-Sensei said shaking his head sadly, poor Neji…who knew what else fucked up things that Hiashi had filled into his head.
"Haha…you should hear about Father Duck" Rock Lee said snickering, "Father…wait what?" Gai-Sensei said confused. "It's a messed up version of Mother Goose" Rock Lee whispered as Hiashi suddenly made Gai-Sensei feel bad. He had caused Neji so much misery and filled his mind with crap, how jealous Gai-Sensei was that it wasn't HIM who corrupted Neji's mind…then again he did a number on Rock Lee's fashion sense.
"I guess since Neji is too…let's just say much too messed up for something like driving" Gai-Sensei said with a sigh, writing IC (Incomplete) for Neji. Rock Lee read Neji's grade and asked him: Gai-Sensei, is it true what people say? That teacher's hate giving out bad grades?
"No my boy, tis the very opposite. They find such great pleasure they insist on giving a number on KDZ's Report Card it is a SHOCKER! SHOCKER!" Gai-Sensei yelled, Rock Lee just inched away from Gai-Sensei…he would take advice from ASUMA now; Gai-Sensei was just…nope, not a word for him. Maybe Rock Lee would even start up smoking…
"Anyways, Tenten your up next…" Gai-Sensei said his voice trailing off mysterious as he waved goodbye to the readers.
"Gai-Sensei! Who are you waving too?" Rock Lee said shocked, "You leave that to me" was all Gai-Sensei said as he blew the readers a kiss, did YOU dodge it?
TO BE CONTINUED…
KDZ: Yay! I'm done with Neji's lesson! But, I know I shouldn't tell you this but he's going to have a re-test…but no more information! You'll read about it when it comes! Everyone except Rock Lee gets a re-test, wondering WHY? I'll tell you maybe next chapter or after that. Anyways, replies to my reviewers who are my sunshine my only sunshine, okay…I seemed to have broken into song. Anyways, replies.
Hamstertai: Thanks and yes Hinata hates old people, yes she does. I don't hate them…okay; some of them seriously piss me off. Like that old lady who took the running shoes I was about to buy, and I yelled at her: When the hell are you ever going to need those? So I fought with her and she took a swing at me with her cane. Yup, the old lady was taken away from the mall security's for chasing me down the mall with her cane…and she got arrested too because she took a swing at the cops with her cane too. And got them. I wasn't in trouble because the lady escaped from some home, I dunnoe. Supposedly she picks fights with kids and attacks cops on a regular basis. That was the first time they caught her, guess if she had the shoes she could have gotten away. Thanks for the review.
Back of Beyond: Hinata's crazy but Tenten's crazier…you'll understand what I'm saying in the next chapter! Thanks for the review XD!
Silverfangedgoddess09: You reviewed for my twice! Yay! I mean thanks, LOL! Old people are weird but not as weird as that crazy old lady I encountered at the mall (Read my reply for Hamstertai for the story) Sorry for the late update but exams and I wouldn't want to be in the car with anyone from this story, they're driving scares me…but I'm the one who came UP with this, so I scare myself? That's just weird. Anyways, thanks for the reviews!
Angel6 aka trinigyalHaha! Thanks for the review and the guy SHOULD have looked in the mirror, I hate that's guy's jacket! I had to make fun of it; I just had too, lol. Thanks for the review, Di! And you passed the Science Exam! WHOOT! WHOOT! (Throws confetti) I hope I passed it too; wait…what the hell am I saying? I know I passed. But, I failed French…and badly too. I screwed up the easy part (2nd part) I put it in PAST TENSE when they asked for PRESENT! Dammit, it's not like I'm going to France anytime soon…or going to have a conversation with someone from France. Unless he's a guy…and he's cute, if he's not cute, he can just take his funny accent and his cheese and leave me alone. Thanks for the review! Do you think they give Re-Exams?
13thShadowKnight: Sorry for the late update and I hope here's another kick ass chapter but I'm afraid that alphabet song was lame, but I had to come up with one and fast so…yea. Anyways, thanks for the review!
MissxRae: Haha! I like the dream sequence too! One of my favorite chapters! Thanks for the review and hope you like this chapter too!
RinSohma: Haha, lol! I hope this gives you comfort driving scares me now, LOL! Aw, Neji couldn't drive today…but he'll have a retest like in 3-4 chapters. So more Neji-kun, but I guess he didn't drive for any reason I mean…it's for our entertainment! That's a reason! LOL! Thanks for the review, hope you like this chapter!
THANKS FOR ALL THE REVIEWS AND STAY TUNED FOR THE NEXT CHAPTER OF "Driver's Ed: Naruto Style" Chapter 4: Tenten's Revenge! Review please!
--- KarmaDreamz