A/N: Just for the record, Daisy has curly blonde hair not wavy. Enjoy the next chapter!
Chapter 2: DIE! DIE! DIE!
James' POV
I was in my dorm with Moony, Wormtail and Padfoot when I heard someone screaming my name at the top of their voice, since Padfoot was closest to the door I told him to go see who was screaming my name. I would have gone but I was changing for bed and Padfoot was in a more decent state than I was, plus he doesn't mind flashing to everyone.
He went outside and came in a second later with Daisy and (my heart jumped) Lily. Padfoot and I were only in our boxers, and Moony was already jumping into his bed, trying to hide form the girls. Peter was already asleep and snoring!
Anyways, back to the story. Yeah, so Daisy came in screaming my name and jumped on me and started rambling like some hyped up pigeon.
I was now being tackled to the ground, however much I enjoyed this sensation of being roughly shoved on the ground by some random lunatic girl I must say I had to find some way to get her to shut up. Tickling was obviously the best solution.
Daisy stopped yelling and instead burst into a flurry of hysteric laughter, struggling with all her might she started trying to talk through her laughter.
"James…James…stop…STOP…"
"Say please." I said evilly
"P-p…STOP!" she stuttered through fresh gales of laughter.
"Please oh mighty James stop tickling me." I was having way to much fun!
"P-p-please…oh-oh m-m-mighty…JAMES STOP TICKLING ME!"
"Well since you asked nicely." I finally stopped. Daisy just sat there panting like a dog.
Eventually she said, "What was that for?"
I pulled her to her feet and answered, "For yelling my name constantly and rambling random stuff under your breath. So, what did you want?"
"Lily was insulting Quidditch!" she said glaring at Lily.
"I would've thought that being that you're best friends you would've known that Lily hates everything to do with Quidditch."
Daisy looked shocked, "Well we generally don't talk about it, but aren't you on the Quidditch team?" she asked, I think I could see where she was heading.
"He's captain, has been since fifth year." Sirius chimed in.
"So does that mean that she doesn't like anyone that plays Quidditch either?" I could tell that she was getting to her main point now.
"So that means that she-''
"Doesn't like me, correct." We both looked at Lily who was bright red and staring at her feet. I knew what Daisy was gonna say and I so wish I was wrong.
"But how can you not like James?" Great she said it, now she's gonna find out about the whole story. "Why not?"
"Hang on a minute," Lily started, you could see she was getting angry, "do you like James?"
"Of course I like James, he's a lovely person to be around, how come you don't like James?" she said her tone becoming dangerous and protective.
"How come I don't like James, hmm," she half said, half shouted, "MAYBE BECAUSE HE'S AN ARROGANT, EGOTISTICAL PRAT THAT IS SO FULL OF HIMSELF, HE CAN BARELY WALK WITHOUT MAKING SOME FLIRTATIOUS COMMENT TO ANY PRETTY GIRL. YOU HARDLY KNOW POTTER ANYWAY SO WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE?" she yelled.
"HIS NAME IS JAMES NOT POTTER. AND I THINK I KNOW A LOT MORE ABOUT HIM THAN YOU DO-"
"OH YOU DO, DO YOU? YOU'VE ONLY KNOWN HIM FOR THREE YEARS DAISY THREE YEARS, AND I'VE KNOWN HIM FOR SEVEN YEARS." Evans shouted back. I really wish their argument would end already, Daisy really didn't need to be this protective, although what Evans said hurt.
"Actually I've known him for as long as you have but I've seen him in a different light." Daisy said hoarsely.
"How have you known him for seven years if you've been stuck in Ibiza?" Evans questioned, her voice going back to normal.
"Because he's my cousin." Uh, oh. She was NOT supposed to say that, I clapped a hand to my head and said "doi!" whereas Daisy started banging her head against my shoulder.
"You know generally when you do that your supposed to do it against something hard." I pointed out to Daisy, while I watched her banging her head against my shoulder.
"Your shoulder is hard." She said
"So is your head."
Padfoot cleared his throat loudly. I looked up.
"You two are cousin's?" he asked.
"Err…yeah we are."
"AAAAAAAAAAAnyway, James when are the Quidditch tryouts?" Daisy asked, she always seems to change the subject.
"On October the 29th, what did you want to tryout for."
"Oh anything really."
"Any good at being a seeker?"
"Dunno. I'll just see what it's like on the day!"
Lily apologised to James and the girls went back to their dorm. (A/N: Fiona and Angharad are in Ravenclaw, along with Alec)
END OF POV
October 28th. In the common room. 10:47pm
Remus' POVEveryone was gathered in the common room (our dorm was going under repairs because it's always really cold in there and the girls dorm is being repaired because there are holes in the floor of their room.) The rest of Gryffindor were shooed up to their dormitories because we needed to use the common room!
Now we're all sitting in a circle playing truth or dare, it was James' go to dare someone. The people that are playing are, James, Sirius, Peter, Alec, Lily, Daisy, Fiona, Angharad and myself.
"Okay Fiona, truth or dare?" James asked Fiona.
"Err…dare." Fiona decided, she looked as though she regretted it though.
"Hmm, I dare you," James started looking around for ideas, his eyes settled on Peter, James looked evilly at him. Sometimes I really do feel sorry for Peter, "I dare you to stay in a broom cupboard with Wormtail for 20 minutes."
Fiona gulped and looked at Peter getting up slowly they made their way towards the broom cupboard in the corner of the common room. Alec watched jealously from a distance and glared at James. I have a distinct feeling that Alec likes her, even though he denies it!
Yeah, so while Fiona and Peter were locked in the broom closet, the game went on, through the door James asked who she wanted to take her place, for it was her turn to ask the question to someone. She said Daisy.
"Umm…Remus," Crap. "Truth or dare?"
I gulped, Sirius was staring at me suggestively, he insists that marauders always have to pick dare.
"Dare."
"Hmm…I dare you to have Angharad sit on your lap for the rest of the game and then announce your undying love for her tomorrow at breakfast." She said evilly
I just gulped again and imagined breakfast tomorrow, "Okay."
"Go on then Angharad, Remus' lap is waiting for you!"
Angharad sat down on my lap she smelt goooood. I couldn't help but smile Daisy noticed she winked at me. Now it's time for sweet revenge, I being the great and fantastic Remus John Lupin decided to ask the fatal question to,
"Daisy, truth, dare or double dare?"
"What's double dare? I thought it was just simple dare." Daisy said emphasising the last word.
"Well, you thought wrong! Double dare gives you two choices of dare, but you have to choose one of the dares and you absolutely must do it. So if, for example, I dared you to jump of the Astronomy Tower you would have to do it," Daisy looked shocked at the thought of being made to jump of the Astronomy Tower, "but," I added hastily, "don't worry I'm not that evil."
She thought for a minute, "Double dare."
"Sure?"
"Yes."
"Positive?"
"Yes."
"Definite?"
"Yes."
"Absolute?"
"Yes."
"Certain?"
"Yes."
"Conclusive?"
"Yes."
"Decisive?"
"YES!"
"Confident?"
"REMUS JUST THINK OF SOME DARES ALREADY!" Daisy yelled at me.
"Just checking. Okay, number one; snog Snape and sing 'can you feel the love tonight' at the top of your voice, while sitting on his lap at breakfast, or…"
"Wait a minute, do I have to choose one of these dares?"
"But of course."
"Remus, I never knew you could be so evil."
Angharad started giggling on my lap. "I have been around Padfoot and Prongs for to long, way to long. Anyways, number two is; erm…snog Padfoot and then sing 'can you feel the love tonight' at the top of your voice, while sitting on his lap at breakfast."
"Oh, you are soooooooo nice aren't you." She said her voice dripping with sarcasm.
"So will you be walking away tonight with fabulous date number one, or oh-so-charming date number two?" I said sounding like one of those date program presenters. Angharad giggled some more.
"I'll pick number two then."
"A worthy choice, brave knight," Angharad giggled harder, "I mean, fair maiden!"
Daisy glared at me, tee hee!
After some awkward happenings between herself and Sirius they began to snog, I didn't give them a time limit because I wanted to see how they would go on for but I must admit they did seem to be enjoying themselves!
Six minutes had gone by and they still hadn't stopped, we had tried everything we could think of. James poked them with his wand, he had trickled honey over their hair, sang (more like yelled) 'Queen's' 'fat bottomed girls' as un-tunefully as he could. Stuck feathers onto their hair so that they stuck to the honey, chucked a pillow at them, chucked a bee hive at them, chucked a first year at them, tried, and failed, to chuck an owl at them. Did this weird chant around them (I remember the words were ' you are feeling very sleeeeepy, when you wake up you will shag Snivellus, you will express your undying love for Snivellus and make lots of mini Snivellus') (A/N: scary, extremely scary thought
shudders), made Daisy look like a frog, turned Sirius bright pink.
Everyone in the room was now standing in a circle each holding heavily armed, extremely dangerous, fatal, water guns. James had invited along a few extra people namely, Dumbledore, McG, Peeves, Professor Achbellookafredooka (a totally crazy Muggle Studies teacher), and of course Professor Slughorn.
Yes so, like I was saying…everyone stood there including the guests, holding heavily armed water guns. James, (being the lunatic that he was) had decided to take charge.
"Right men," After everyone had changed into their various army suits. The whole thing was ridiculous!
"And women," Professor McGonagall added
"This is war, now, repeat after me. This gun is my shield."
"This gun is my shield." Everyone chorused, I'm surprised McG and Dumbledore were going along with this! Professor Achbellookafredooka is crazy and if I was surprised before I was even more surprised now. Peeves, the poltergeist of Hogwarts was holding his 'weapon' like the world would end if he dropped it. I'm extremely surprised that he hasn't started chucking ink pellets at everybody within reach, but then I suppose he has always taken a shine to James.
"I am nothing without this gun." James said
"I am nothing without this gun." Everyone echoed
"This gun is nothing without me." James sounded so solemn
"This gun is nothing without me." Everyone repeated
"I will care for this gun," James said
"I will care for this gun," The people mimicked
"Like I would my first born child." James completed
"Like I would my first born child." The people completed.
James looked around at the group surrounding Daisy and Sirius. "Attack on three. One…Two…Three, ATTACK!" he yelled. Everyone fired their guns at the two on the floor, they instantly broke apart, most people stopped apart from James, McG and Peeves.
Peeves and James were tearing around the room screaming "Attack, attack, attack!" Whereas McG was screaming "DIE! DIE! DIE!" and still squirting the gun at poor Daisy and Sirius! It was certainly a sight to see. There was this mad old lady, wearing army uniform, holding a brightly coloured water gun, screaming 'DIE! DIE! DIE!' at the top of her voice and squirting an everlasting supply of water at two helpless people cowering on the floor!
At last Dumbledore cast a spell on McGonagall's water gun to stop the flow of water. When McG had regained some of her obviously abandoned sanity again she addressed the people in the room but her attention was mostly upon James. (who had stopped charging around the room yelling 'Attack, attack, attack!' as though his life depended on it)
"Thank you all, and especially Mr Potter here, for the most enjoyable time of my life. I award 50 points to each student in this room!"
Everyone started talking loudly, but silence fell when Dumbledore raised his hands. He was smiling like I've never seen anyone smile before! "I would like to second Professor McGonagall's little speech!"
Then another voice spoke, "As would I, wot wot! The most ingenious plate of crumpets I've ever had the pleasure to eat, I mean meet! 10 points to Jam Pot over there!"
"It's James Potter." James corrected him
"Yes that's what I said Jam Pot!"
END OF POV
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