KDZ: I'm updating as fast as I can…just wondering where I'm GOING with this chapter that's all, Haha. Tenten is a VERY generic character; you don't know ANYTHING about her. That's why she's one of my favorite people to write about…but EVERY time I mention her, she turns into a psychopath! But, I like her that way…I hope you do too! So here's chapter 5! Tenten's REVENGE! PART 1
Disclaimer: Yea, I don't own Naruto…if I did, well let's just say you better be glad I don't. Hinata would be a psychopath, Tenten would be a psychopath, and Neji would a psychopath see where I'm going with this?
Warning: I'm not saying OOC because it's hurtful, I'm trying to make the characters be all they can be…running over old people, getting arrested ya know…and this is also why the Konoha doesn't have cars. And, you can't SAY OOC if you know jack about Tenten…this could very damn well be true!
Driver's Ed: Naruto Style
Chapter 5: Tenten's REVENGE! PART 1
"Gai-Sensei…I have to share something with you" Rock Lee said getting out of the car. Gai-Sensei had told them to take five…Neji was trying out the hand trick where if your left hand makes an L it's your LEFT hand. (KDZ: I tried it…it works)
Tenten, was quiet…what the hell were you expecting? Her to go insane…
"Of course Rock Lee, I expect ALL my students to tell me every one of their youthful secrets…like how they can't even tell LEFT from RIGHT" Gai-Sensei said shaking his head shocked, who knew?
"He's a fighting prodigy they said nothing about no math or English" Rock Lee pointed out, "But I mean the basics" Gai-Sensei said with a sigh.
"All you need is a heart of gold and being able to shake your booty like it's no tomorrow when a good song comes on the radio…that's all you need to become a Ninja" Rock Lee said nodding solemnly. "We ALL know you're the best of the best, you can shake it like it's never been shook before. And for that I congratulate you" Gai-Sensei said clapping.
Tenten glared at Rock Lee angrily as he started to do the electric slide for Gai-Sensei, envious of his dancing skills.
"Let me see you one-two step" Gai-Sensei sang, "Here we go!" Rock Lee yelled as he did the one-two step.
"Let me see you one-two step! I love it when you one-two step! Everybody one-two step, we about to get it on" Gai-Sensei said joining him.
Tenten's teeth bore angrily, if only SHE could dance like no tomorrow! Oh how jealous she was of Rock Lee's dancing skills, dancing was one of the fundamentals of being a Ninja. That everyone knew!
"Do the Rock-a wear" Rock Lee said doing the worm on the floor, "No! Do the Rock-a LEE!" Gai-Sensei said laughing at his own pun.
"Let's Groove tonight!" Gai-Sensei sang, as Rock Lee started to waltz…by himself too! Oh how good was he!
"Have a spice of life," Rock Lee sang doing the Carlton dance (KDZ: Fresh Prince of Bellaire for those who don't know…), Tenten fumed as she walked away from them.
Neji was smiling happily, something he rarely did…he had figured out how to tell left from right! Oh how joyous this moment was, it was going down in Hyuuga history that is for sure!
Tenten was angry yet again! This surely was not fair! I mean that idiot didn't know left from right (KDZ: Hey! I didn't call Neji-kun an idiot…Tenten did! I LOVE YOU NEJI! Ahem! Back to the story) and people STILL loved him!
Grr…and Gai-Sensei! Well, she didn't have a reason to hate him…but his outrageously gay outfit and people still liked him…to a point. A very small… very fine point.
She had a reason to hate them all! Even the Uchiha boy, he was the biggest bitch in Konoha yet people groveled at his feet. And what did Tenten get from being NICE?
NOTHING! Absolutely NOTHING! For Gods sake, she didn't get a last name! That's just how under appreciated she really was, I mean even a dumb one would be okay…but NOTHING!
Tenten wanted revenge, and what a better way then to take it out on her precious team. Tenten started laughing manically, until Neji threw a rock as it hit her in her face.
"Shut up two-two! I'm concentrating" Neji spat out angrily, "TENTEN! MY NAME IS TENTEN!" Tenten shrieked angrily.
"Whatever Three-three" Neji said with an angry sigh going back to his hands, "TENTEN!" she shrieked again.
"Oh, Rock Lee…what was it you wanted to talk about?" Gai-Sensei said as he started to do the monkey, "Oh…yeah, Tenten's out of her fucking mind" Rock Lee said casually as he started to Milkshake.
"It's always the quiet ones" Gai-Sensei said in a murderous tone, as he started to shake his torso rumba style. "I went to her house once" Rock Lee said to hum 'crazy in love' as he shook his booty.
"Hmm?" Gai-Sensei said confused doing the alligator as Rock Lee told him his gruesome tale…
"I went to her house because well Tenten and I used to be friends a while ago, we still are…I hope. She of course was VERY hesitant to the fact I wanted to go to her room, what was in there that she was hiding? I mean what was there to HIDE?" Rock Lee said tangoing with Gai-Sensei as he told him his tale.
"Ah, that is a question I ask myself everyday I see Kakashi…what the hell is that man have to hide?" Gai-Sensei said as Rock Lee dipped him.
"As what I said as I walked into her room…it was DISGUSTING! There were daggers, knives, disembodied dolls…OH GOD! IT WAS SICK I TELL YOU SICK!" Rock Lee sobbed as Gai-Sensei stopped dancing.
"I see…well, I'm sure that those were there because of she's a NINJA!" Gai-Sensei said laughing. "That's…that's exactly what I thought, until I found IT" Rock Lee said shuddering.
"It? What's it?" Gai-Sensei started to tremble in fear, could Rock Lee's tales…be TRUE?
"There was a box…it was covered in Tenten's clothes…" Rock Lee's started to shudder in the thought of the box.
"In Tenten's clothes? Good god…the girl wears the same outfit EVERY DAY!" Gai-Sensei said as if it were a TRUE horror or horrors.
"I know! I mean…it's crazy, she has lots and lots of clothes but they're not touched…I asked her why and she said they were her TRAINING CLOTHES! Like anyone is going to believe that" Rock Lee said rolling his eyes.
"Preach it, Sistah!" Gai-Sensei said happily, sure…talking about Tenten behind her back was fun but WHAT THE HELL WAS IN THAT BOX?
"Anyways, I looked inside the box and saw they were two other boxes inside the box, I mean at first I found that puzzling but inside the boxes were DISTURBING! In one box there was a box of dolls of all the Ninja's of Konoha!" Rock Lee said powerfully.
"What? What's so disturbing about that?" Gai-Sensei said confused, "It was the fact that they all had something missing!" Rock Lee shouted in dismay.
"Maybe she ran out of materials?" Gai-Sensei guessed, "That's what I thought as well until I saw the OTHER box! There was stories about each little doll, I mean US! ALL OF NINJAS! Naruto-kun, Hinata, Asuma-Sensei! ALL OF US!" Rock Lee shrieked in terror.
"Aww" Gai-Sensei said smiling, "About how we lost the missing body part!" Rock Lee shrieked at him. "Now THAT'S fucked up," Gai-Sensei said shocked.
"I mean the stories were like Asuma's last smoke, I'm wishing of a Legless Neji-kun Christmas, Chouji's final meal, Underneath the Underneath: A Kakashi Story and other titles!" Rock Lee said fast.
"Holy Kunai…" Gai-Sensei said as his eyes were literally about to pop out of it's sockets, "And that's when I found out! That Tenten was TRULY out of her fucking mind!" Rock Lee said nodding.
"HIYA!" came a voice behind them, "AHHH!" they yelled as Gai-Sensei jumped into Rock Lee's arms.
"Sorry to scare you! It's just me!" Tenten said smiling, "What the hell do you mean it's just YOU?" Gai-Sensei said disgusted.
"I'm ready to tell you I'm up and ready for the Driving Lesson!" Tenten said happily, "NO!" they shouted at the same time.
"What was that?" Tenten said shocked, "Oh but you must let me drive…you must…" Tenten's voice turned to a psychotic high-pitched squeak.
"Take the fucking keys! Just take 'em!" Gai-Sensei said sobbing, as he gave her the keys.
"Gai-Sensei…your hands are shaking…are you alright, we wouldn't want you to freeze your hands off now would we?" Tenten said reaching for his hands but he threw the keys over her shoulder.
"FETCH, CRAZY!" Gai-Sensei yelled, "That was an unauthorized Biography!" Tenten snapped angrily.
"Well I'm just going to get the keys and wait for you too in the car! I'm SOOOO excited! This is going to be one HELL of a ride!" Tenten said laughing manically as she grabbed the keys.
"Rock Lee…if your tale is true, what was our story called?" Gai-Sensei said afraid. Rock Lee went into his pocket and pulled out three coffins, his hands were shaking as he handed them to him.
Gai-Sensei stared at the mini coffins, which said Hyuuga Neji, Rock Lee, Maito Gai
He opened up to see tiny little mangled versions of them; "AHHH" Gai-Sensei yelled as he saw their eyebrows had been shaved off horribly.
"Our story was called…how I killed my Teammates in a car and other funny tales," Rock Lee said shuddering.
"How is that FUNNY?" Gai-Sensei said disgusted, "Well it's not funny HAHA" Rock Lee said rolling his eyes.
They heard a the ignition start and a loopy grin on Tenten's face, "C'MON IN! THE FUN IS ABOUT TO BEGIN!" Tenten yelled to them.
KDZ: (Starts giggling psychotically) Isn't Tenten SOOOOO cool in MY story? Isn't she like the greatest in MY story? Isn't she? Isn't she? Isn't she? Ok…I have a huge ego today and ice cream cake…ego AND sugar have never been two good things for me…so, I'll just reply to my SUPERGRANDGREATFABULISTIC…KY…that's not a word, anyways! So I'm just going to reply to my reviewers'…right.
Topaz Talyn: Haha Thanks! Kurenai always really reminded me of a Vampire…the pale skin, the dark hair, the red eyes, the attitude…doesn't it just scream "Vampire"? Anyways, thanks for the review!
RinSohma: Yea, Neji drove…but he's going to drive again later, so more Neji-kun driving madness! You liked the ABC song? Thank you! I had to make it up on the spot, 'cuz I wrote this chapter for this story I never posted 'cuz I deleted it by accident and am much to lazy to re-write it even though it was brilliance. But, the song was in one of the chapters…so, I guess it wasn't on the spot…if you didn't notice but I used your hand idea for the chapter and the hands off the wheel to check, Heh. Very clever! This chapter wasn't exactly exciting…next chapter, should be kind of scary but I try for funny. Thanks for the review!
Crazy Al-Bhed-Girl: LOL! Thank you! The first chapter is one of my personal favs! Haha, yes, Rock Lee and Gai-Sensei are the best, but will they SURVIVE the next chapter? Tune in for the next episode of DRAGON BALL Z (Starts coughing) I mean Driver's Ed: Naruto Style! Thanks for the review!
DragonStorm85:
Silverfangedgoddess09: LOL! Haha, didn't know that chapter was so funny Oh, she was scary…very scary, and a carton of yogurt? ROTFL! That's hilarious well as long as your not the person it's getting thrown at, it's funny. Haha! Thanks, it's good that people love my fic! It's one of my favorites that I have written; I usually write mindless drivel only intended to make people laugh! Glad it's working! LOL! Cha, I updated for chocolate…didn't know I could be bribed so easily, LOL! Thanks for the review!
And Angel6, I already replied to you.
So, Tenten's REVENGE Part 2 should be coming soon when I get a brain blast, and a funny idea to base the chapter on! So thanks for the reviews, keep bring them in and I update as fast as I can! So, review please!
--- KarmaDreamz