KDZ: Yea…people seem to love the fact I made Tenten insane, but I mean maybe I'm wrong ya know, maybe she's normal (Starts snickering) Haha! Who am I kidding? I mean does how I killed my teammates in a car and other funny stories sound NORMAL to you? You might get angry about this but I was done this chapter at the same time of the Chapter 5…I was just so disappointed at how this chapter sucked so bad, I didn't want to post it…but I'm going to have to…it's extra long because of the extra long wait…
Disclaimer: Hmmmm, I don't know what's the square root of .873088372521; can I get an easier question? How about the question like "Does KDZ own Naruto?" I would have to answer that with No.
Warning: Tenten's creepiness and depressing…ness may affect you, but if your willing to risk that to see Tenten go mad, dare I say "READ ON!" oh, and there's swearing in this chapter! But it's the SONG not me! This chapter also is pretty dumb…
Driver's Ed: Naruto Style!
Chapter 6: Tenten's REVENGE! Part 2!
"Gai-Sensei! Please! Don't make me goooo!" Rock Lee begged Gai-Sensei knowing if he went into that car, they would never see another sunset!
"Oh my Rock Lee! I'm sorry, but …we must go! For we must stop the doll wielding, storyteller of doom named TENTEN…Tenten…what the hell is that girl's last name?" Gai-Sensei said confused.
"I don't know, probably something messed up" Rock Lee said shuddering in fear, "What about Neji? We have yet to warn him of the deadly Tenten!" Gai-Sensei said scared.
BEEP! BEEP!
"LET'S GO THIS DRIVING LESSON IS TAKING FOREVER!" Neji yelled angrily slamming on the horn. He was in the front seat with Tenten, Rock Lee was relived it wasn't HIM there.
Who knew what she would do to the person in the front seat, "Neji's in the front seat!" Gai-Sensei said shocked.
"Well what do you expect? US to die first?" Rock Lee said laughing, "Oh yea…but it ALL depends on whom KDZ loves more…me, you, or Neji…" Gai-Sensei's voice started to tremble.
"Shall we face death together, Gai-Sensei?" Rock Lee's eyes brimmed with tears, "If we don't hurry up…she'll get angry and assume we don't want to get in the car with her" Gai-Sensei said in a shaky voice.
"We want to get in the car with her?" Rock Lee said confused, "If we want to live," Gai-Sensei said as they ran to the car in the sunset.
"Gai-Sensei why is the sunset there for us?" Rock Lee said running to the car, "Never question the sunset, my boy…never question" Gai-Sensei said as they reached the car.
She stared at them innocently from the car window, they stared back…wondering how the fcuk did such a cute girl go SO wrong?
Oh well, they both thought as they slid into the cars…they didn't know wearing what they wore they were going make it this far anyways.
Tenten started the car, as the two in the back started to whimper slightly…it was unfair! Why'd they have to die like this?
She started the car, and Gai-Sensei noticed Rock Lee's grip on his arm. He also noticed Neji (Who was so innocent not knowing about Tenten's evil ways) and prayed.
"Please Santa Claus…let my students the Beautiful Blue Beast of Konoha and Freaky-Eye Neji survive, they deserve to live…Poor Dances like the Wind Rock Lee and Long Haired Hippy-freak Neji, they don't deserve this pain. So I beg of you, let them survive" Gai-Sensei prayed.
Rock Lee stared at Gai-Sensei as Gai-Sensei let out a:
"Whelp! I've done all I can" Gai-Sensei said shrugging, starting to accept the idea of death.
Rock Lee got worried. He didn't want to die; there was so much he had yet to do! Grow a chef-like mustache that curled on the ends, but apparently he had been advised against it numerous times but there really WAS no stopping him…
He hadn't had a chance to tell Gai-Sensei how much he really loved him…like a father. Screw his own dad, no one's cooler than Gai-Sensei, accept everyone else's dad. (KDZ: Everyone is cooler than Gai-Sensei but no one is cooler than Gai-Sensei…makes no sense? Good.)
The only thing that Rock Lee could do was calling the cops on his cell phone, oh cell phones you ask?
Rock Lee pulled out his pink cell phone, and smiled at it lovingly it was equipped with the ring tone 'Barbie Girl' by Aqua.
"What the hell is a cell phone doing in Konoha? Don't we use scrolls?" Gai-Sensei said confused. "Oh, you think that Imma gonna write an scroll, ask Tenten to stop the car and let me send someone to give it to ANBU through snail mail and expect them to come SOON? This is a VERY important part of the story," Rock Lee yelled angrily.
"God, okay! Jeez, I was just wondering" Gai-Sensei said pouting, Rock Lee punched in the number 9-1-1
"Uhh…try 9-1-1-1" Gai-Sensei said suspiciously, "what?" Rock Lee said waiting for the phone to ring. Gai-Sensei whipped out his green cellphone with the turtle skin cover, Rock Lee gasped in horror. "Shhh! This is a Jounins' secret! Only Jounins have cell phones…and apparently you" Gai-Sensei said moodily.
"Wait! How is cell phones a Jounins' secret? Almost everyone has one…" Rock Lee said puzzled.
"Hah! The secret is that only JOUNINS know the real number is 9-1-1-1!" Gai-Sensei said proudly, "no! The number is 9-1-1 Gai-Sensei!" Rock Lee said shaking his head.
"PFFFFT! That's what you think" Gai-Sensei scoffed, "I doubt that-" Suddenly Rock Lee shut up as he got an answer from the phone.
Person on the other line: Hello! This is Chang's Chinese! How may I serve you?
Rock Lee: Ummm…isn't this 9-1-1?
Chang: Yes…how may I serve you?
Rock Lee: I don't understand…
Chang: What is there to understand? You call me, I cook food, and then I send it to you!
Rock Lee: I've…seemed to have the wrong number…
Chang: I…KILL YOU! DAH!
Rock Lee hung up the phone shocked, how could he have gotten the wrong number?
"Ahh! Don't feel bad! Only Jounins know the REAL number…and now you…" Gai-Sensei was disappointed that he couldn't keep the secret.
"What about the Chuunins and the Jounins when they need help?" Rock Lee asked Gai-Sensei, "Genins and Chuunins come and go…but Jounins are the heart of Konoha! When OUR precious lives are in danger, we call 9111…when YOURS is in danger you use scrolls…or die" Gai-Sensei said chuckling at how lame that was.
"That's not funny" Rock Lee said punching in the number 9111, "Hello?" The female officer said picking up the phone.
Anyways, Tenten was preparing…well. Not really, just kind of trying to figure out how she was going to dispose of them…she had lost the story! She didn't know how that had happened, but it was gone. Tenten's grip tightened on the wheel, as Neji's singing pounded in her ears.
He was singing some messed up version of Row, Row, and Row your boat…
Fcuk, Fcuk, Fcuk the duck!
Screw the kangaroo!
If you know what's good for you
You'd fcuk the llama too!
At your local zoo!
"What is Hiashi SMOKING when he comes up with these things?" Gai-Sensei said in awe.
Rock Lee had reported Tenten and hung up his phone.
He wondered when those cops would come and take her away, then again…they were in a moving car, how were they supposed to FIND them? Who knew where she was going…but if she had been sane, she surely would have passed the test as well as she was driving! TOO well!
KDZ: THE END! The cops come take away Tenten! And that's the end of that! Haha, I'm just joking…back to the story!
Tenten just wondered what she was going too do with the bodies, how she hated them! Then suddenly she heard sirens from behind, "WE'RE SAVED!" Gai-Sensei shouted.
"Saved? My singing isn't that bad" Neji pouted angrily, "You WISH!" Tenten growled angrily as she slammed on the ignition heatedly.
"MAMA NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" Rock Lee shrieked in horror as Tenten zoomed off.
Back with Kurenai-Sensei and her students…
"It's not SO bad being arrested you guys! I mean hello? We got to be chauffeured all the way to downtown Konoha! We got to meet new people! Like the officers…the judge…the bailiff…the guy that spat on Kiba…the Konoha Cow Rapist…" Kurenai's voice trailed off.
"That guy was just SICK" Kiba said angrily, "hey! So what if he finds cows sexy? Look at the way you look at dogs" Kurenai said with a scowl.
"I was talking about the guy who spat at me…" Kiba said quietly, "Oh…" Kurenai muttered.
"SHUT UP, HINATA!" Shino shouted angrily at Hinata, "You talkin' to me, punk?" Hinata growled angrily.
"See? It's WONDERFUL how Hinata came out of her shy shell, since she's been in the slammer" Kurenai sighed happily as she watched Hinata run shrieking in horror, as Shino ran after her with a cockroach in his hand.
"I…GUESS" Kiba said as he watched Hinata faint as Shino had this creepy smile on his face. "Oh boy…" Kiba muttered as he watched Shino trying to slide bugs into Hinata's sleeve.
"WHAT are you doing?" Kurenai yelled as he was sliding in some potato bugs. "Dumb…dumb…dumb…Hinata…you no want bugs in your body? You say is nasty…I put them in by force…" Shino said twitching nervously as he tried to put ants down her shirt.
"Man…that's more messed up than that Shakira' video…what was it called again?" Kiba asked Kurenai, "Don't Bother" Kurenai said snickering.
"Ok! So…I guess we go back to the car chase?" Shino asked them, "Oh yea" Kurenai said laughing.
BACK WITH THE FREAKS!
"EHMAGAWD!" Gai-Sensei yelled as he stared at all the dead cows, she had driven them to the farm.
"How COULD you? They were INNOCENT cows!" Rock Lee sobbed, Tenten just sighed with disgust.
The Konoha Cow Rapist just started hugging the cows "don't take them away from me! They love me! I love them!" he cried out.
"You are despicable" Neji said angrily, "how about your little female friend, eh? She hit and run all the farmers," T.K.C.R. pointed out.
"SO? They were FARMERS! But these are COWS! With feelings and a heart! And…really man, Farmers are away from civilization for a reason" Neji said shaking his head sadly. "Not ALL Farmers though, just the ones here in Konoha…they're freaks, dude" Rock Lee said with a sad laugh.
"EHMAGAWD!" Gai-Sensei shouted again, "what?" Neji said pissed off. "These are SPECIAL cows!" Gai-Sensei said pointing to the sign.
"Indeed they are" T.K.C.R. said rubbing the cow. "THEY ARE BYAKOW!" Gai-Sensei yelled.
"Can you stop yelling?" Tenten hissed angrily. "RIIIGHT! Anyways, these are cows with Byakugan" Gai-Sensei said nodding.
"Yes man, they're eyes just turn me on" The Rapist said giggling, as Neji whipped on a pair of sunglasses.
"In memory of the Byakow! I insist that you forgive us," Rock Lee told Tenten, "forgive you? FORGIVE YOU? After what you've DONE to me?" Tenten shrieked angrily.
"I didn't do nothing to you" Neji muttered, "oh but you DID! No one ever cared about TENTEN! It was always about Freaky eyes or Freaky eyebrows! No one gave a damn that I never missed anything! NOOOOO! It was always, EHMAGAWD! Rock Lee went through another freaking barrier! EHMAGAWD! Neji can do that weird spinning attack! It was never EHMAGAWD! Look, Tenten can throw a kunai good!" Tenten shouted at them.
"Everything has to be about Two-two" Neji spat angrily, "SHADDUP! THIS IS MY FRIGGIN' TIME TO SHINE!" Tenten shrieked.
"Look Three…I mean Tenten, we will TRY to recognize you more if that's what you want" Rock Lee said softly touching her elbow. "Don't touch me," Tenten snapped.
"We are sorry Tenten that we don't give a damn about you" Gai-Sensei said sadly, "it's just you're SOOOO boring! But now that we know you're a psychopath, I can write about you in my books" Gai-Sensei said happily.
"Gai-Sensei…you write…too?" Tenten said her eyes shining happily, "Oh yes! Gai-Sensei has a large variety of books!" Rock Lee said he pulled out three books from nowhere.
'"Why is Neji so mean? A Gai-Sensei autobiography about his troubles with the insane Hyuuga child" Rock Lee said handing her a book.
"What?" Neji said shocked, "Beyond the endless eyes! A book about Gai-Sensei's hatred towards Neji Hyuuga! It was nominated for Uchiha family picks and it was created into a movie worldwide" Rock Lee said handing her the book.
"Hey!" Neji said offended, "How can it be the Uchiha family picks, if only that Sasuke guy picks?"
"It's not like Sasuke has friends or anything, he has time to read" Gai-Sensei said shrugging.
"And his latest book! Hinata Hyuuga, the newest evil! This book was very impressive about how messed up Hinata Hyuuga really is! And have you SEEN what she's done to old people everywhere? My god, it was a bloody massacre!" Rock Lee said shuddering.
"WOW! I didn't know you were so COOL" Tenten said flipping through the book, "Don't you think you're stretching it a little…by a LOT?" Neji said amazed she thought GAI-SENSEI was cool.
"Oh yes, you'd be amazed at the stories I've written when that stupid little idiot pisses me off" Gai-Sensei said in a confident voice.
"HAHAHAHAHA! Orochimaru really is a lot like Michael Jackson" Tenten said snickering reading the book, "What's THAT supposed to mean?" Rock Lee said angrily. Rock Lee was a hardcore Michael Jackson fan!
"Heyyyy, you have some shexy eyes," The Konoha Cow Rapist slurred at Neji, "…" Neji scurried behind a tree hoping he wouldn't find him.
"NOWWWWWWW! I think it's time to end another boring chapter," Neji yelled from up the tree, as the cow killer was jumping up and down trying to get up to the Hyuuga.
"What? You want to have you're cake and eat it too?" Gai-Sensei said shocked, "If I effing had a cake, I wouldn't clean the floor with it" Neji shot back.
"That's it!" Gai-Sensei said as he whipped out his notepad and started writing furiously.
"W…whatcha…whatcha writing?" Neji said suspiciously as Neji jumped to where Gai-Sensei was standing. "NOTHING" Gai-Sensei said defensively.
Gai-Sensei turned around, so Neji couldn't see. "Lemme see!" Neji said trying to see the notebook. "No" Gai-Sensei said as he kept giving Neji looks and writing in the notepad.
"…Psst! Rock Lee! What is he writing about me?" Neji asked Rock Lee, Rock Lee sighed as he took the notebook from Gai-Sensei. "NOOOOOO!" Gai-Sensei yelled upset.
WHAT'S HOT AND WHAT'S JUST NOT
In
Tenten
Rock Lee
Wheat grass Juice
KarmaDreamz
Naked Mole rats
Hiashi's new book "Father Duck"
Out
Neji Hyuuga
Hinata Hyuuga
Old people
Cow Rapists
9-1-1
Sasuke Uchiha
"I am SO hot!" Neji said angrily, "Ain't that the truth" The Konoha Cow rapist said winking seductively at the Hyuuga boy.
Choking sounds were heard behind them, as Gai-Sensei's crew and the cow dude turned around.
"WHERE THE HELL ARE THE COWS?" Chouji shrieked in horror, Asuma had taken his students to the farm.
Ino stared at horror at the dead cows all over the place, "COVER YOUR EYES, CHOUJI!" Asuma yelled at him as he saw the dead cows.
"EHMAGAWD!" Chouji shouted in horror, "That sucks" Shikamaru said sadly as he poked a dead cow in the eye with a stick.
"I think I'mma gonna go" The Konoha Cow Rapist said sprinting off with Neji, "LET GO OF ME" Neji shrieked.
"Well…my team back to the car" Gai-Sensei said laughing nervously, Tenten and Rock Lee started running towards the car.
"THIS ISN'T FAIR!" Chouji sobbed over a cow's body, "There, there" Asuma said patting him on the back.
"Ya know…this means there won't be any BBQ for a while" Shikamaru said playing drum on a Cow's stomach.
Chouji fell unconscious.
"Stop that" Ino said hitting him, as Shikamaru was knocked unconscious. "Guess it's just you and me" Ino said smiling at Asuma, who looked worried for a second.
He knocked himself unconscious, as Ino just sighed. Alone again…she was more lonely than Sasuke, and he READS!
TO BE CONTINUED…
KDZ: That was my worst chapter EVER! Ah well…I promise the next chapter won't be so bad. It's just I didn't know how to write Action, so I had to substitute that for…a dude that rapes cows? Here are my replies to the reviews! And PLEASE don't flame me about this seriously bad chapter!
13thShadowKnight: Yea, I know! I didn't know that either, one of my reviewers pointed that out. I was pretty amazed, lol! Yup, Tenten is amazing! Then again, it really is always the quiet ones! Thanks for the review!
Crazy Al-Bhed-Girl: Aww, thank yhu! I wish I really WAS a genius; I could be able to pass Math tests. I should be working on a book report right now…Thanks for the review!
Angelic lily: You like the ABC song? Thanks! I'm glad you like my story, and thanks for the review!
Hyoban: LOL! Well, here ya go! Thanks for the review
Topaz Talyn: I know; it's so sad how it's always the quiet ones…thanks for the review!
DragonStorm85: It was easy to turn her into a psychopath when no one knows anything about her, lol! I didn't pay attention to her episodes, so I REALLY don't know anything about her! Lol, yes but her revenge isn't over JUST yet…thanks for the review!
Kelse: Sorry for the late update, and sadly they are still alive…thanks for the review!
Hiei-Is-Mine: then…scream it? Thanks for the review!
FriendofNaruto: Thanks! And glad you found the fifth chapter! Thanks for the review!
Angel6 aka trinigyal: LOL! Yhu dun have 2 pretend yhu read ze chappy yha know, lol. So what's up? How's yhur break? Mine has been the snore of all snores! And I'm REALLY mad! Ya know Carl from that show Carl squared? HOW THE HELL IS HE THE SAME AGE AS ME? I DEMAND AN ANSWER! I mean do you effing SEE the adventures he has? I'm freaking writing a book report and he has wacky adventures? Well, I think this break has meh thinkin' too much. Anyways, thanks for the review!
RinSohma: Oh yea, the first rule of being a ninja is to be able to dance! It is clever; I plan to use it soon…if you don't mind of course! Thanks for the review!
CrazyInsaneAnimeFanGirl: Gai-Sensei's books? LOL! I'm sorry; I'm kind of slow. Which story are you talking about? And thanks for the review!
Gohan209: Lmao! Glad yhu like it so much! Thanks for the reviews!
Silverfangedgoddess09: LOL! My story has never been called "freakishly awesome", cool. Yea; I'mma pretty proud of my word inventing skills, lol. Thanks for thanks for the review!
Guardian Angel21: LOL! Haha, thanks for the review!
That is the end of the review corner! And did I mention how this story is comin' to an end? Ohhhh, I'mma going to miss this story…but it happens; every story has to come to an end, right? Jeez, I can't believe one more chapter…anyways reviews please!