KDZ: Finally, I came up with a tank! The story is NOT over like I thought.
Disclaimer: I don't own any of the Naruto characters
Attention: The plan won't be revealed for a couple of chapters. You'll understand what I mean, later.
Driver's Ed: Naruto Style
Chapter 8: Is it really over?
Tsunade threw around the bills angrily at the Jounins, who looked rather depressed. They hadn't been able to teach their students and had been WAY too poor to pay for a real teacher to teach those crazy children of theirs.
And that is why they are depressed. Tsunade on the other hand was angry…very angry. It's been three months since Rock Lee- the last driver was behind the wheel and they still hadn't been able to afford a teacher since they couldn't pay for all those cars they had deported to Konoha.
Which was heartbreaking.
"I don't get it! It's been three months; for god's sake we even sold Kurenai's blood and said it'd give immortal life" Tsunade said frustrated.
"All we got was a lawsuit for selling blood without a license- apparently what we were doing wasn't very legal," Tsunade told them as she saw there was only four Jounins there and an annoying Chuunin, Kurenai was in the hospital.
No one had been able to drive- not even the Jounins, like no one. The roads were just there and the cars, they were not allowed to be driven because of the serious increase price of gas and the villagers refused to pay for it.
"You see! I told you that they shouldn't be able to drive! Who's the ugly Chuunin joy-killer NOW?" Iruka said laughing giddily. Baki had retorted to that question by spitting in his face.
"Did you just SPIT IN MY FACE?" Iruka shrieked hysterically, "It's about to be a what?" Kakashi said excited.
"No more bitch fights!" Tsunade roared angrily, as they all gasped in shock. Everyone knew Tsunade loved a good bitch fight I mean LOVED it! She would request one as she was having her afternoon tea, because she can.
"N-no bitch fights? Hokage-sama" Gai-Sensei sobbed into Asuma's shoulder as Asuma just sighed, why did he always cry on HIS shoulder. But, the no bitch fights were rather…nerve wrecking, was Konoha in THAT much trouble.
"I…I just don't know what to do" Tsunade said as her voice cracked, she wanted to be a great Hokage but she hadn't had a good bottle of booze, gambling, nothing! Lately, everything has just been bills, bills, and bills.
"So…we can't sell Kurenai anymore?" Kakashi suggested, Kurenai would have been perfect…I mean everyone wants vampire blood. Immortality, my ass! Kurenai just wears color contacts. The pale skin, you ask? Well…that's because we keep selling her blood.
The Jounins thought and thought but no one could come up with a plan- actually Gai-Sensei did but no one really likes to listen to Gai-Sensei because he always stops to poses mid-sentence and you really just get confused.
"So, no one? No ideas? C'mon! Anyone! ANYONE!" Tsunade said as she cried in her golden silk handkerchief.
"ME! OH ME! OHHHH, PLEEEEASE PICK ME!" Gai-Sensei said jumping around the room, waving around his hand impatiently and rather psychotically.
"Really, any idea would be good" Kakashi mused as he scratched his chin, as the rest nodded along side with him.
"ASUUUUMA! MAKE THEM PICK ME! ASUUUUMA!" Gai-Sensei said shaking around the bearded man who was looking rather pale form the shaking.
"For the love of god, please someone! Pick him" Asuma gagged out as Tsunade sighed and nodded her head towards Gai-Sensei to inform him he could share with the group.
Gai-Sensei threw Asuma aside as he crashed the wall, normally Kurenai would have checked to see if he was alive to smoke another smoke but she in the hospital.
"My plan is SHEER brilliance! The absolute! The plan of all plans!" Gai-Sensei said as he posed between each sentence doing his thang for the group but they stared at him impatiently and Gai-Sensei knew if he wore them to thin they'd pimp him off again.
And that was ONE thing he didn't ever want to do again, come hell or Tenten he didn't want to get on their bad side.
"My plan is…" Gai-Sensei's voice fell to a whisper for dramatic effect. They leaned in to here what their comrade had to say, and were amazed at his words.
Gai-Sensei's plan was actually…LE GASP! SMART!
"H-how did you…but you can't? This is w-wrong" Kakashi stuttered, he wasn't going to believe that that loser that followed him around challenging him at every little thing had come up with a brilliant plan to come up with money for the village.
"That could actually work" Baki muttered, who didn't seem so faltered about the fact that Gai-Sensei had come up with a smart plan. He didn't know Gai-Sensei very well.
"I cannot believe I'm saying this Gai-Sensei, but your plan! It will take place! I assure you, you are the hero of KONOHA!" Tsunade cried out happily as he had the strangest urge to actually hug the spandex-clad man but resisted it with a strong willpower.
"WAIT TILL I TELL MY STUDENTS! That I, Maito Gai, am the hero of Konoha!" Gai-Sensei sobbed into Asuma's arms.
"I need a smoke," Asuma muttered angrily, as he let the savior of Konoha cry in his arms but only this time. After all, the furry-eye browed man did create the plan to save Konoha.
"You can't tell your students about our plan, it has to be a secret" Kakashi said rolling his eye, he knew Gai-Sensei was still an idiot. That plan was a fluke, Kakashi decided suddenly feeling rather…inferior to his fellow Jounin and that was a scary feeling.
"Oh right" Gai-Sensei said as he wiped away his tears on his spandex sleeve.
"So, it's decided? We use Gai-Sensei's plan?" Iruka said looking around excited he had been included, everyone looked at the CHUUNIN in disgust- isn't there a B mission he must be on or some elementary children to teach and bore us to death with?
The Jounins and Hokage decided to ignore the Chuunin; he was beneath them.
"So, it's decided? We use Gai-Sensei's plan?" Baki said in a less than excited voice and everyone nodded enthusiastically as Iruka just wondered why everyone respected handkerchief and not him.
Gai-Sensei smiled and said "Look, a sunset" Gai-Sensei said as the Jounin and Hokage joined hands and walked into the sunset. Iruka smiled and reached Asuma's hand and was slapped away.
"Jounins and big-boobed Hokage's only" Asuma scolded him as he pointed in the other direction; in a way to tell him- you're not coming with us.
Iruka watched them as they skipped away joyfully leaving him all alone. Iruka walked away feeling rather crestfallen, no one ever let him play.
And that's the way it'll always be…
KDZ: The next chapter we'll catch up with Gai-Sensei's team. Has Tenten changed? Has Lee recovered from the loss of the squirrel? And has Neji learned how to read? Find out in the next chapter of…Driver's Ed: Naruto style!
BasicallyAnIdiot: Thanks for the idea for the tank, well not the idea but the idea to get a tank. Thanks for the review
Gforce member45: Yes, I did take a while to update it but I'll try not to do it again, thanks for the review
Ladyaymie: Oh, I changed my mind and decided to continue with the story. Thanks, if it weren't for you I wouldn't have continued the story. Thanks for the reviews
Ritalin on steroids: Thank you, the cow rapist is among my favorites as well (Also based on a real person) and also, they won't continue with the lessons until they raise the money. Thanks for the review
Gohan209: I took down the chapter so hoped you enjoyed this one as well! Thanks for the review
Uchikeshi: Then I'm honored that you'd say that about my story, thank you. And thanks for the reviews!
Well, that's a wrap! Review please?
--- KarmaDreamz