KDZ: I know I've already posted this chapter but NOW it should make sense.
Disclaimer: If you guessed I don't own Naruto, you win a cookie- but a half-eaten one…with raisins.
Attention: No one was hurt in the making of this story…except little Timmy. Oh, little Timmy…
Driver's Ed: Naruto Style!
Chapter 10: Nutty Neji
That afternoon at practice Tenten had decided to make small conversation with the boy who had been deprived of his Soaps because she didn't have the decency to just write a love letter like normal girls.
Though he wasn't talking to her, no matter how hard she tried. She even talked about how she was thinking of going spandex, but no reaction. He was making this harder than it had to be.
"I'VE DECIDED!" Tenten yelled jumping up enthusiastically. "I will come back in 5 minutes and Neji will propose to me," Tenten said pointing at Neji, determined.
Rock Lee stopped kicking the tree, and turned to look at her…whatever was nut job thinking?
Neji, himself, gave her no mind, continuing with his training.
"JUST WATCH! 5 MINUTES, THAT'S ALL I NEED!" She screamed as she showed them her backpack.
2 days later…
"Tenten? Where have you? You said 5-" Rock Lee's worrying were cut off by, "JUST SHUT UP!" she said angrily as his eyes wandered to behind her.
Squirrels, thousands and thousands of SQUIRRELS!
"Ohmigawsh! My friends, what are they doing here…what have you DONE to them?" He asked in awe as he tried to touch them, but they only snarled making him back off.
"I starved them for 2 years, and now I'm back…to get HYUUGA!" Tenten said with a dark cackle, "Um. You were gone less than 2 days…" Rock Lee said with a shock look on his face as he glanced at the oddly thin squirrels.
"2 DAYS? Please. I've been starving them from TIME, now I'm putting them to use." Tenten said shrugging as she threw a tiny nut, they all jumped…blood spilling, but than she picked it up again putting it in her pocket.
Rock Lee gaped at her, as she walked off…
"HYUUGA NEJI!" Tenten screamed, running after him as she saw him walking off. Thousands of squirrels were behind her.
"What do YOU want-WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?" He screeched as he saw the dying and hungry squirrels glaring at him, knowing that they were to hurt him…
"This is it Hyuuga Neji! You go out with me or I sick these dying animals and trust me…they're dying for food, they'll eat your flesh like a nut" she chattered her teeth against her own flesh mimicking the squirrels, wiping the drool off her mouth as she looked up.
She stared at the empty space that SHOULD have been where he was melting for her.
"NOOOOO! HE'S GONE!" She screeched as picked up a squirrel throwing it on the floor again, Rock Lee stepped out of the bushes, with a gun in his hand.
"Release the Squirrels you mad woman, I'm sorry but there is a thing as" Rock Lee stopped talking to cock the gun; "CROSSING THE LINE," he said aiming it at her face.
"Take ya damn squirrels, and get that thing out of my face and put it back in my mother's room where it belongs! I swear to god, if she finds it missing it's you're head" she screeched at him, throwing the hungry squirrels at him one by one on any inch of his body that had revealing skin –sadly, that was only his face and hands-
His deafening screams annoyed her, so she stuffed one of the dying animals in his mouth, "God. JUST SHUT UP!"
Tenten walked away dejected, she left having the feeling maybe she hadn't been chosen to have a Prince Charming. She was destined to be alone for the rest of her life; she was probably going to have to live with her mother forever.
The only thing she could hear in the distance was muffled cries for help and her breaking heart.
That evening, Gai-Sensei had called a team meeting to discuss Rock Lee's fatal 'accident' at some sort of club.
Tenten didn't want them to lock her up again in the Wacky Shack, so decided to pretend she didn't know what had happened at the 'accident'
"Ohmigosh, Gai-Sensei…What's…WRONG? Why are you so sad?" Tenten asked him, giving him a hug. Gai-Sensei sobbed harder, and tried to pull her off him but was crying too hard.
"Rock Lee, he's in the hospital! He has bite marks, and was almost eaten ALIVE! If Neji hadn't been hiding behind that tree from you, he would have been eaten ALIVE! It's horrible, they had to surgically remove the squirrels from his body, and I mean it took them HOURS!" Gai-Sensei fell into sobs, "So I called Neji here to watch me drink all my troubles away, but he refused to come to this specific club…but than I eventually promised him that I wouldn't tell that he had cried when a Squirrel jumped from Rock Lee's body to his own" Gai-Sensei said with a laugh at the end, "Neji was screaming in horror, because when they removed it from Lee's body all of them headed for his own, he did that attack where he spins and all of them start to fly around, it was soooo funny! I mean it was the highlight of my day to see those Squirrels fly around in a twister of chakra, swimming towards Neji" Gai-Sensei was laughing so hard, along with the other people who had heard about his encountered with the dying animals.
"I think I need a drink," Neji said as he started taking Jell-O shots as he started to get wasted. He eventually fell unconscious while Gai-Sensei was acting out Neji's little scene at the hospital for the guys at the club leaving her all…alone.
"Why is everyone so freaking ANNOYING" Tenten yelled as she stormed out of the club angrily only to see Sasuke and Sakura holding hands.
"Hey, guess what Tenten?" Sakura said as she pulled her hand as Sasuke helplessly was pulled to Tenten.
"What?" Tenten snapped. She was in NO mood to play a guessing game- though Monopoly was a different story. Everyone loves monopoly.
"Sasuke and I are TOGETHER" Sakura squealed as she showed him their hands, as Sasuke just scoffed. "You got him in the end!" Tenten said as her eyes shined over. Sakura nodded as Sasuke once again just scoffed.
Tenten waved them goodbye and she ran back into the club to claim her prince. Sasuke however had different plans and he scoffed again.
"Can you quit doing that? You keep doing that" Sakura said angrily at him, "You WISH we were a couple" Sasuke said as he tried to pry their hands apart but they were stuck.
"Shut UP! It's FATE that I happened to grab your hand as you had super glue on it, oh it was FATE we're completely stuck together now! Nothing but FATE" Sakura said as she showed him, there was no way he could get out of this one.
The two were going to have to wait until Tsunade came back from vacation so she could unstuck them, but until then…
"I love YOOU! You hate MEEE! Let's get together and make BABIEEEES! John came from a kiss from me to YOU! Why won't you say? You love. Me. Too" Sakura sang to a tune of a children's song (Barney, if you couldn't tell)
"No" Sasuke said as they trudged to the Uchiha manor, oh! Could they day GET any worse?
Tenten eventually tried to steal away with Neji and drag him to a 24-hour chapel but Neji woke up before the wedding vows had been completed and cried out for ANBU.
The moral is you know your going to end up alone- buy a one-room apartment, get 85 cats and call it a day, missy!
KDZ: Yeah, that about covers what Gai-Sensei team's been up to and gives you a clue about what's been up with Kakashi's group. Oh, and Tenten's in the wacky shack!