Karma: Wouldn't YOU love to be stuck with the guy of your dreams- even when things get just a little ugly?
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Driver's Ed: Naruto Style!
Chapter 11: Like Glue
"What is THIS?" Naruto shrieked as he stared at shock at the sight before him. "It's called a crane- and no, you can't touch it" Kakashi said rolling his eye.
"Aww" Naruto said sadly as he glanced at the chainsaw he had borrowed from Rock Lee, he said he wouldn't mind since he was still recovering from some squirrel assault? It was really beyond him so he just took the chainsaw and left.
"You think that's amazing? Move your baby-blues over to that display," Kakashi said as he pointed to Sasuke and Sakura…HOLDING HANDS?
"WHAAAAT?" Naruto screeched as he saw the two holding hands, Naruto was lost of words. When had THIS happened?
"When did this happen?" Naruto demanded his Sensei, as he put his hands on his hips in a very intimidating manner.
"Why, yesterday of course" Kakashi told his student, Naruto hadn't been there that day so he had missed the first day of their mission and had no clue about the…circumstances.
"While I was in pain? Coughing up a lung? They were getting their kicks behind my back?" Naruto yelled into the heavens in nothing but fury.
"Um…" Kakashi was quiet for a minute, and then decided to let Naruto confront the two about the situation- he was in no position to stop a good fight after-all the next Paradise book wouldn't be coming out in a week and he needed some good entertainment.
"They were animals," Kakashi told Naruto as that only fueled his anger as he set out to start a fit in front of them but they were gone.
"Where…where did they go?" Naruto said looking around but his two EX-friends had disappeared.
"I bet to do a little…" Kakashi's voice fell to a whisper as Naruto's huge blue eyes looked like they were about to pop out their sockets.
"I'll never let you do that to Sakura-Chan!" Naruto cried out as he let out a warrior's cry and grabbed the chainsaw and set off to find the two before they could start something Sakura was going to regret.
"I only said they were going to do a little cuddling and hugging" Kakashi said amazed, it was the best thing he could think off without getting too graphic on the little kid.
Naruto ran off to bump into Kiba and Shikamaru who were having a little fight? Actually Kiba was doing all the screaming and yelling. Shikamaru just stood there taking the verbal abuse.
"I do NOT smell like dog! How would YOU like it if I said you smelled like BRAINS? Huh? Well, you know WHAT? You don't smell like brains! You smell like Baby Lotion and Herbal Essences! Pineapple head!" Kiba said throwing around lame insults. It was rather pathetic.
"Hey, have you seen the Uchiha and my cherry blossom?" Naruto said looking around frantically, he had to return the Chainsaw soon and he hadn't finished Sasuke off yet.
"No…why?" Kiba said looking up, he didn't know why but something was different about Uzumaki. Kiba had heard he had the flu, and seemed rather weak. Even if he had farted in his face, it was time he started acting like a real man and forgive the poor blonde.
"It's just when I was sick, Sasuke decided to act like a bitch and woo her while I was in bed coughing up a lung and a LIVER. The bastard" Naruto cursed as he shook his head violently in anger. The Uchiha DARES! After all Naruto had done for him.
He broke into his house and wished him a happy birthday, with a full-on fiesta! Sure, it got a little messy but someone had to do it, I mean Sasuke was a pretty much a loner and had no friends- who was going to throw him a party? The librarian?
Ino and Sakura would but how about a friend and not a stalker? That's right. No one. But his ever-loving friend Naruto, and what does he do? Steal his girl! The man-whore!
"What? I heard that they were stuck together with Ninja Glue" Shikamaru said putting in his two-cents, "huh?" Naruto said confused.
"Yeah, they aren't going out. C'mon, Sakura has standards you know" Kiba snorted, but deep down he knew. She did not.
"So, they're just stuck together? That's it?" Naruto said asking the two, who just nodded seriously. Naruto suddenly had another flash of determination across his face.
"I will UNSTICK 'em," Naruto said happily as he pulled the chain of the chainsaw and the saw produced a roaring sound. "Oh no" Shikamaru said as he grabbed the chainsaw from the petite blonde.
"You can just use the antidote" Shikamaru informed him, "where am I going to get that? This is much quicker" he replied trying to get the saw back from the genius.
"Here" Kiba said pulling out a bottle from his jacket, "where'd you get that?" Naruto asked the other Genin. "Akamaru and I like to build stuff and always get stuck together in the end, we buy this in bulk! Yah know just the other day we-"
"Yeah, that's great" Naruto said, cutting off Kiba and grabbing the antidote. Kiba just sighed, but was glad that he wasn't hanging out with Shino and Hinata- he needed some new friends and fast. If taking abuse was the first step to friendship, Kiba was going to have to deal with that.
"So, we just give them the antidote…" Shikamaru's voice trailed off as he saw Naruto slip on a hockey mask. "What the hell are you doing?" Shikamaru snapped at the Genin.
"Nothing" Naruto said as his voice boomed within the mask, Shikamaru just sighed. Naruto was troublesome. Why, he even bothered to help the boy was beyond him.
Shikamaru handed Naruto the antidote, "J-just give them the antidote" Shikamaru said with a sigh as he placed the antidote in the boy's hand.
"Got it" Naruto said about to take off, "wait. Can I have the chainsaw back?" Naruto pleaded. "You don't NEED it. You just give them the antidote and then come play with Kiba" Shikamaru instructed him.
"I swear I'm going to just give it RIGHT back to Rock Lee, then find Sasuke and Sakura to give them the antidote" Naruto said as he shook his butt around anxiously, batting his eyelids at Shikamaru.
"Here…just stop doing that" Shikamaru said as he handed him the chainsaw, "Thank you" Naruto jumped up and gave the Chuunin a hug, "Ew! Get off of me" Shikamaru said pushing him off of him.
Naruto jumped off and secured the hockey mask as he set out to find the Uchiha boy and his lost princess.
Back with Sasuke and Sakura…"Sakura, can you please just shut up" Sasuke said as he tried to read the latest novel in the Romance Collection but Sakura was not making it easy for him, especially since she was trying to comb her hair while he was trying to read.
"Well, guess what Uchiha? Not everyone can rock the bed-head look," Sakura snapped as she tried to put the brush through her hair again, Sasuke's hand went up and he lost his page.
"ARGH! Look what you what you made me do" Sasuke cried out angrily as he threw the book on the floor, "Now I'll never know if Larry the Cucumber and the squash EVER get together" Sasuke said shooting his new hand twin a dirty look.
Sakura sighed; the whole being stuck to the man of her dreams thing was not working out. It was downright annoying! Sasuke was a boring person. Except the whole him writing letters to his younger self to warn him about things that will happen to him when he's older- no, that was just weird. With a dash of disturbing.
"Sasuke…get help" Sakura said putting her hand on his shoulder, which he brushed off. "I'm going to go take a walk" Sasuke said getting up in a cool manner as he tried to leave for the door but realized he was taking along a guest.
"I don't remember inviting you" Sasuke snarled, Sakura picked up their hands to show she was coming along whether he liked it or not.
"Fine" Sasuke sniffed in disgust as he grabbed his coat, which had been sowed to Sakura's coat into a coat that could almost be more ugly than Kiba's jacket. Almost.
They slipped it on as they practiced and set out for a walk together; sure they looked like they had been merged together in a freak accident in a lab but they pretended they didn't notice the whispering and the looks of shock.
They were too cool for that- or Sasuke was, who was apparently her better half.
They came along Ino, who was checking out herself in a store window when her eyes fell on the two who wear sharing some jacket and took new meaning to being a couple.
"What?" Ino shrieked as she saw the two walk up to her, "Hello Yamanaka" Sakura said smugly as she wrapped herself closer to Sasuke who had a stonic look on his face and thought to himself.
Stop it.
But he thought he was too cool to plead or beg for something so he stayed stonic.
"Hello Haruna" Ino sniffed as she just couldn't take it anymore, she ran off sobbing. Knowing she had lost.
"Haha" Sakura said as she tried to frolic away happily, but Sasuke doesn't frolic. So, she thought a bit of a bounce in her and Sasuke's stonic walk would have to satisfy her.
"Sakura"
Sakura blinked, wondering where that unusually booming voice had come from; she looked around until her eyes landed on a petite, mysterious, psychotic looking figure in a hockey mask and a CHAINSAW?
"AUGHH" Sakura screamed as Sasuke looked at whatever had made his lower half scream, it was some- freak?
"Sakura!" The voice said as he pulled the chain on the saw and it gave a low rumble as it vibrated in the figures hand.
Sasuke let out a girlish shriek and pulled his not so cool half into a running frenzy.
The figure looked shocked and pulled on the chain again like a starting engine and went after the two.
"SAKKKKKURRRRAAAAA" It yelled, as Sasuke started frantically trying to pull away from Sakura. "What are you trying to do?" Sakura gasped as Sasuke tried to pull his hand away from her.
"Shut up! It wants YOU! Not me! Let go of my hand" Sasuke demanded as he tried to pry her away from his hand but he was stuck. And stuck with the psycho hot on their tail.
"WHY ME?" Sasuke wailed as he dragged the pink-haired ninja along side with him. "Now I'll never know if Larry ends up with the SQUAAAAAASH" Sasuke said as he pulled Sakura into an alley, and saw a dead end.
The petite figure finally gave out sigh of relief, as he pulled the chain as a victory pull or so they thought.
"NOTE TO YOUNGER SELF! Stay away from masked man with chainsaw" Sasuke sobbed as he fell into a heap on the floor, pulling Sakura down with him. Sakura scoffed in disgust, Sasuke was pitiful.
The masked man reached in his pocket as Sakura pulled the sobbing Uchiha as they blasted past the petite boy.
"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA" Sakura said laughing manically as she ran with the Raven-haired boy, "GET BACK HERE!" The small masked figure boomed as he the chainsaw roared.
"I JUST WANT TO CUT YOUR HANDS APART!" The boy said running after him, "Let him do it! Let him do it" Sasuke pleaded to Sakura who seemed to have an unwavering will to keep running.
Sakura was too intent on surviving to let the little boy cut off her hand, what was she going to throw her kunai with? Her foot?
They finally came to a stop as they saw the figure had stopped chasing them. Sakura let out a sigh of relief; she had saved herself and the sniveling coward from the hockey-masked man. Oh, what a day! What a day!
Sakura turned around to see that there was not ONE but a HUNDRED hockey masked men with chainsaws in the distance coming straight for them.
Sakura was too tired to keep running and Sasuke was trying to bite his hand off.
Sakura eyes squinted as she saw there was a banner in the distance. It said:
HUNDRED HOCKEY-MASKED MEN WITH CHAINSAW PARADE!
Sakura's eye twitched violently as she let the parade march through, it wasn't their killer.
"Hey, there's a hundred and…one?" Sasuke counted as Sakura raised an eyebrow.
Then out of nowhere their petite figure jumped out of the parade and started up his chainsaw, as Sakura and Sasuke took a run for it.
"SAKURRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAA" it wailed as it jumped on Sasuke's back and started flaying it hands around as the chain on the saw whipped Sasuke violently.
"LET SAKUUUURAAAA FREEE" It screamed as it held Sasuke's ears back angrily, kicking Sasuke's ribs. "I WOULD IF IT COULD!" Sasuke cried out as the figure chomped on his hand.
The mask flew off the boy's face to reveal…Naruto?
"I hate you, Sasuke" Naruto said as Sasuke stopped crying out in pain and trying to pry him away, in shock seeing it was Naruto.
Sakura's eyes blazed with anger as Naruto jumped off Sasuke's back. "Hey guys" Naruto said weakly as he pulled the chain as it made a weak roaring sound.
"You!" Sasuke said as he took a menacing step forward towards the blue-eyed boy. "I have the antidote," Naruto said trying to save himself from the angered Uchiha.
"What?" They both said making a dive for it with their hands; Naruto stepped back in shock as it dropped to the floor.
"NO" Sakura and Sasuke cried out dropping to the floor and trying to pick up the pieces but it was no use, it was gone. As it sunk into the dirt…
All that work for nothing! Ah well, they were just going to have to wait till Tsunade to come back to get the antidote.
The moral is Kids; keep your hands to yourself…because you just don't know where the other hand's been
KDZ: Now, there's something I want to bring up. The lack of reviews lately…it takes like 2 minutes to press the review button and say what you feel about a chapter so the author knows if you like it or not. So, why not try that? Just for laughs, see for yourself. Just press the review button and type what you thought about the chapter. Try it! You may even grow to like pressing the review button and telling the author your thoughts.