Karma: Thanks for all the kind reviews! Sorry for the late chapter? I know you're wondering about the plan to get driving back, but I need to build up on some characters' crazy and their relationships before the plan is set. Like Itachi and Sasuke's relationship (Brotherly mind you). Naruto's new found friendship with Shino and Kiba. Hinata's horrible relationship with Gai-Sensei, Sakura and Neji's relationship (They don't go together, that's why I put them together), Gaara's hatred towards Chef Boyardee and ect. As you can see I have 5 more chapters to go which will explain this before Gai-Sensei's plan is set. Plus, I always wanted to do fillers…
Disclaimer: I don't own Kiba, Shino, or Naruto!
Attention: No dogs or bugs were harmed in the making of the story!
Driver's Ed: Naruto Style!
Chapter 12: The best day EVER!
Shino looked up from his bug collection down his pants to see Kiba and Naruto laughing…happily…even though they looked like they'd been from hell and back, Naruto had a walking stick because of the cast on his left leg, while Kiba had a neck Brace, with stitches all over…they both had stitches all over, also big bandage on they're arms…yet the two still look so happy!
"Oh hey, Shino! We just had the BEST DAY EVER!" Kiba said with a laugh, as if remembering their day.
"What happened?" Shino asked. They did look genuinely happy!
"You want to know what happened? Because it was the BEST DAY EVER!" Naruto said with a huge smile on his face, Shino was getting impatient.
Why wouldn't they just TELL him?
"Well…First Kiba and I were just hanging out, you know the usual!" Naruto said with the grin, Shino actually didn't know what the usual was but…they didn't have to know that.
"So, Kiba sees this dog and picks it up! Than he hands it to me, and it bites me! You see. I didn't know it had rabies!" Naruto said laughing hard, "I was shocked, so I threw the dog to Kiba and than it bites him!"
"We went home, while the dog was chasing us with this crazy look on its face! I tried to talk to it, but it spit foam in my face, than I got angry and bit it! Than the dog's eyes get glazed over, and it grabs on to my ear and won't let go!" Kiba said laughing so hard, that Naruto had to continue it for him.
"Well, eventually we got to Kiba's house and we shut the door on its face, really scared! Than all of a sudden foam starts to bubble in our mouths, I mean the foam was EVERYWHERE! It was just spilling it our mouths, the scary part was why mine was GREEN? Than I looked over at Kiba's and his foam was green too!" Naruto said holding his stomach with laughter, "We ran over to Kiba's mom and she told us we had RABIES! The green was just because we had just eaten green Popsicles"
Kiba had recovered from the ear thing, so he continued.
"Well, in the car…I saw a dog from the window who looked so sad I wanted to pet it! So I opened up the door, and got thrown out…see? I hurt my neck!" Kiba said showing him the neck brace, "but than Naruto came diving after me, and than he breaks his left ankle! My mom almost dies, but she survived…don't worry she'll wake up from the coma any day now! After that, I look at the dog and I see it's the rabies dog! He gets that weird glazed look over its eye and gets my ear!" Kiba falls back into laughter, "Kiba eventually pulls the creepy dog off him, but Kiba couldn't yell sit because it kept coming blitz because he had foam spilling out of his mouth!"
Shino just stared at them.
"So THAN! We eventually got to the doctor's by helicopter, I don't know why but that's the way we got there! Than I slip out of the Helicopter and fall all the way DOWN! Kiba got worried and came down after me, but than we had to go there by the cops because we weren't trusted except by cops. Than a Ninja comes, and he was stronger than ZABUZA! We eventually won, got the rabies shot, killed the dog, and lived to tell the tale," Naruto said ending his almost unbelievable day…than again it was Naruto.
"You FUCKING IDIOTS!" Shino screamed at them, Naruto and Kiba gasped at his words, "Why didn't you call me? All I've been doing is counting bugs! That sounds so much fun" Shino let out a sigh, as he sicked thousands and thousands of bugs on them.
The moral is NEVER EVER leave Shino out or he'll sick thousands of nasty bugs on you!
KDZ: Small chapter, eh? Sorry for Shino's harsh language. The next chapter is the 2nd installment of the Aubrame-Uzumaki- whatever Kiba's last name is ADVENTURE!