Karma: The Part 2 of the epic adventures of three friends who make their dreams come true, one step at time. I also have nothing against Ronald McDonald and the crew; this is for entertainment purposes only.
Disclaimer: I don't own Kiba, Shino, or Naruto! Don't own KFC- the COLONEL, Ronald McDonald and crew, McDonalds, Harry Potter. Ashton Kutcher and whoever else I mention.
Attention: Only the fry kids were harmed in the making of this chapter. All three of 'em!
Driver's Ed: Naruto Style!
Chapter 13: The worst day EVER!
Shino watched them scream in complete horror, as the bugs crawled all over them, but he still didn't feel happy.
Leaving the two, he went home to wonder why he felt so incomplete…
Did he have any bugs missing? No. They were all there, except Melinda. She didn't see Asuma's foot coming and that was well the end for her.
He still hadn't forgiven Asuma about that, he had such a connection with her! Melinda and her Kentucky Friend Chicken, she just loved the greasy stuff.
That was it! He would go to Kentucky and have some KFC!
Packing his stuff, his eyes wandered towards a picture of Melinda on his dresser…his first true love, even though he wouldn't admit it!
Dragging his suitcase outside he bumped into 'Thelma and Louise'
"Hey Shino! Where are you going?" Naruto asked forgetting all about their last encounter as he picked up the fallen contents.
"Kentucky! To have a better day than you," Shino growled angrily as angrily as he could actually pull off without showing any emotion whatsoever.
"Can we come too?" Kiba asked him as his eyebrow raised at the picture of a bug? Shino grabbed the picture of Melinda back.
"Yeah sure. I mean…eh. Whatever" Shino said with a sigh, as they went off to Kentucky!
Seconds later they had reached Kentucky, I don't know how…but they did.
"Huh? What's up with this? It should have taken hours," Kiba said as he saw some geek-y looking kid with a even worse cape.
Kiba flipped him off just for the fun of it, Harry Potter had flipped him back as the 9 ¼ left the station.
"Who cares" Naruto said as he dragged his luggage along the station (Which wasn't really his but some old man he had robbed off at the train)
"Why are we here anyways? OH MY GAWD! We're on Punk'd aren't we? YOU DIDN'T FOOL ME!" Naruto said waving at a man with a backwards cap. Ashton sighed as he trudged off with his camera crew.
"We're here to get some KFC" Shino said as he pointed towards the glorious fast food restaurant, as it glowed a heavenly color.
"Really? Never eaten there before…" Kiba said as he remembered he had left Akamaru in Konoha, tears came to his eyes as he hugged his suitcase remembering his furry buddy.
"Yes. Neither have I, but Melinda's dream was to meet the Colonel…I tend to make that dream true…for me" Shino said with the smallest hint of a smile, as he opened the door.
"Who's Melinda? I thought you had a thing for Hinata?" Kiba said confused, " That old-hating chick?" Naruto said wrinkling his nose. He just KNEW she was weird.
"No, but I know you do" Shino pointed out, Naruto looked at the dog-loving guy in shock. "What? I find her colorful" Kiba said with a sigh, he hoped they wouldn't stop being his friend because he liked her.
"Oh. Cool" Naruto said trying to be kind as they looked around the store, but backed out when a guy cried out: THERE'S A DEAD GUY IN MY SOUP! I demand to see the COLONEL!
The cashier groaned and pointed to the sign.
THE COLONEL IS DEAD! Get over it.
Dejected the trio walked away, they had probably come a day late or something.
"I'm starving" Naruto moaned as they walked along to see another restaurant, he looked at them,
"Want to go to MC…Donald's?" Kiba asked his two companions, "Is that a rapper or something?" Naruto mumbled as the two walked towards the glowing M.
1 hour later…
"OH MY GOD!" Naruto shrieked as he ran out of McDonalds, where Kiba and Shino and the Hamburgler weren't far behind.
"T-that was scary…the clown, and the…" Kiba started to shiver as he held Akamaru in his hands, "Let's go back to Konoha"
"Let's Go!" Hamburgler screeched as Kiba, Naruto, and Shino immediately stopped running.
"Hey! Go back" Shino said pointing to the McDonalds, Hamburgler dropped to his knees.
"Oh PLEASE don't make me go back there! I promise you, I won't steal any more. I'll be a good burglar! You'll see" The Hamburgler pleaded as he grabbed on to Naruto's legs.
Hamburgler looked up at their eyes, and got up sobbing as he walked back towards McDonalds.
He turned around t o look at the 3 kids again; all they did was shake their heads as if saying: Your not coming home with us.
Sighing, the Hamburgler continued on as his dreams of a better life- shattered.
Back in Konoha…
"Kiba? Shino? Naruto-kun?" Hinata said as her eyes squinted as she saw them walking with their clothes torn and Kiba was completely covered in grease.
Kiba brightened up as he saw his female teammate, "Hinata!" he said walking faster towards her.
"Why are you covered in grease like that?" Hinata asked him, as Kiba blushed,
"We had a bit of trouble in McDonalds…" Kiba said as he informed her that what he was gong to tell her in Italics is what had happened in McDonalds.
"Akamaru! Is that you?" Kiba said ask he opened up his bag to see his suffocating puppy in the suitcase, Kiba had forgotten he hadn't forgotten to bring along his favorite puppy.
The three newfound friends sat down wondering what to order, they looked up to see a 6' clown with a sappy grin on his face.
"Hi! I'm Ronald McDonald! Aw, what a cute puppy you have" Ronald said bending down to trying to pet the disturbed puppy.
"I didn't see the way, Akamaru's eyes were twitching" Kiba said wiping away a tear.
Akamaru pounced on the make-up disaster clown as he started to bite his ear.
"What the? Get your fucking dog off me!" Ronald screeched taking off his huge shoe and hitting the doggy with it.
"What are you doing to Akamaru?" Kiba screamed angrily as he started to wrestle the clown for the big shoe.
"Stop it! This is supposed to be my best day ever," Shino said with little enthusiasm as he threw a tissue box at them,
Naruto looked at the menu, "You know what…I think I'm going to have a Quarter Pounder w/ cheese," he murmured as he looked at the drink selection.
"That's it! You messed with the WRONG clown!" Ronald McDonald said angrily as he let out long whistle.
A big round purple guy, Hamburgler, Birdie, 3 multicolored thingies, Chicken Nuggets with unfashionable cowboy boots, and a girl around their age with Rasta locks and an ugly grimace on her face had come to Ronald's rescue. (This is the ACTUAL Ronald McDonald crew)
"THE CLOWN'S GOT AN ARMY" Naruto said as his menu dropped in shock, "I can't believe you guys are ruining my best day ever" Shino said with a sigh as he put his head in hands.
"Hey! Lets show these chicken just how tough we bunch of misfits can be" Ronald McDonald said cackling as the Chicken Nuggets in the boots stormed out insulted.
"Wait come back! Poultry! You know I heart you" Ronald screeched after her, but she turned her seasoned head leaving the clown.
"Don't be talkin' like there ain't something between us, boy! 'Cuz I KNOW you didn't just say you loved the chicken!" The girl with the locks said anger blazing in her eyes.
Nobody noticed the Birdie drag Kiba way from the fight between the McDonald people, Naruto and Shino.
"Aw, Tika! You knew there could never be anything between us!" Ronald McDonald said with a laugh, Tika's eyes widened in horror.
"You're choosing the CHICKEN over me?" Tika said as her voice started to waver, Ronald just laugher harder.
"Of course not! You know I'm gay!"
"I thought I could make you HAPPY" Tika cried out as tears stinged her eyes.
"Whoa, these people's got SOME lives " Naruto said staring in amazement at the scene before him.
"Naruto! Look, Kiba!" Shino said pointing towards Birdie, who was pecking the life out of Kiba.
"Huh? But, look over here! The Clown just said that he and the Hamburgler had something going on for years! Yet the Hamburgler is denying it! This is SO Young and Restless" Naruto said his eyes never moving from the scene they were making.
"NO! LOOK! The Multicolored things are dumping Kiba into a vat of GREASE"
"SHH! They're called The fry Kids" Naruto hissed to him, but was trying to keep it on the down low so they wouldn't notice them and continue on with their scene.
"How do YOU know?" Shino said leaving Kiba with the Fry Kids, "'Cuz see the Purple thing?" Naruto said pointing to the flab of purple. Shino nodded in reply, "just been charged for molesting them, that's why he's being dragged off by the police," Naruto said nodding in deep thought.
Shino watched the police officers drag the purple guy out the door by force, not because he was resisting but because he isn't the thinnest guy in McDonalds that's for sure.
Two Police officers walked towards the Fry Kids, "what do you know about Flabby McFiend?" The officer said laughing, "Heh. Good One" The other one said snickering.
"He's a BAD man! He touched us in places where Ronald only said were for him" A Fry kid said pointing at the large clown, who had been laughing nervously trying to get away from the scene.
"Heh, they're crazy those kids- TIKA'S GAVE ME THE ECSTACY!" Ronald shrieked pointing at the girl, who gasped in surprise. Naruto and Shino just watched entranced as they cuffed the Rasta locked girl into the handcuffs.
"Hey! What'd I miss?" Kiba said walking up to his fellow ninjas, "Nothing normal" Shino said handing Kiba back his traumatized dog.
"Yeah" Naruto said turning around to see Birdie with a gun in her hand.
She started shooting around crazy towards the three, as they dodged the bullets easily with their super-ninja dance moves c.d. Rock Lee had bought for them.
"OH MY GAWD" Naruto shrieked as he remembered he had left bread in the oven as he raced for the door…
Hinata stared at them for a moment; they had to have been joking!
She gave out a nervous giggle, "You guys are weird," she said as she walked away- then again who was she to talk?
Kiba turned around to see Harry Potter laughing…snorting…
"At least I know how to keep the ladies happy" he snickered as he picked up an ugly blanket and covered his head with it as he disappeared.
"Where the hell did he go?" Kiba said looking around in disbelief for the geek but he was gone.
Meanwhile…
"I said you didn't fool me Ashton, so get out of here" Naruto yelled running after the teen star, throwing toasters and anything else he could find.
"YOOOOOOU'VE JUUUUUUST BEEEEEN PUNK'D, NAAAARRUUUUTOOOHMYGAWD" Ashton screeched out as he got hit in the head with a baseball bat.
Shino stared at Naruto yelling angrily at Ashton, "Ashton that crazy man, why is he stalking Naruto anyways? I don't care…this has been the WORST day ever! God, I really hate those two," he cried out angrily as he headed home.
The moral of the story…never leave a child alone with a creepy clown.
KDZ: Even for me, I think this chapter is a little TOO random- if there even if such a thing. I promise the next chapter is more…normal KDZ. Why is Ashton Kutcher stalking Naruto? Find out in the next chapter of "Driver's Ed: Naruto Style" don't worry Driving will come back; I just got bored with Driving.