Karma: If anyone's noticed I recently started updating this story in 2's, is it weird? I think it's better that way to get through these fillers; I want to get back to driving. Anyways, Ashton is stalking Naruto? Why? And will he succeed to punk Uzumaki? Hmm…let's read on…
Disclaimer: I don't own Ashton KUTCHER; I don't own Naruto or any of the other characters!
Attention: Someone gets hurt…not telling whom.
Driver's Ed: Naruto STYLE!
Chapter 14: Punk'd!
Naruto looked at the banana peel on the floor, Ashton waited patiently for him to slip on it.
"You're joking right? You have to do a lot better than that!" Naruto said with a laugh stepping over the banana peel to slip on the other one right in front of it.
"YOU'VE JUST BEEN PUNKED!" Ashton said jumping out of the bushes laughing, "Uh…NO! I wasn't Punked, I actually PUT this banana peel to fool you!" Naruto said getting up.
"Really?" Ashton asked as he crushed the tape he had made under his foot, "You may always BE one step ahead of me…but you'll see! I'll come up with the PLATINUM!"
'I'm tried of him always following me around but eh. What are you going to do about it? I don't see WHY though' Naruto thought
"Boss! He DIDN'T put that banana peel there!" his cameraman said as he picked up the remains of the tape, "ARG! But…we'll just follow him until we see him do something weird!" Ashton said determined, "That's Idea Platinum!"
"That's what we HAVE been doing" The second cameraman said with a laugh, but the first one jabbed him in the stomach.
"You're soooo smart Ashton!" The first one said smiling, "Yes. I am. C'mon he's getting AWAY!" Ashton said hurrying after him.
"He's heading towards a Ramen bar!" the second cameraman said pointing towards it.
4 hours later!
"He's been eating that stuff for 4 HOURS!" The cameraman said in complete shock, "Yeah…that's why we're taping it!" Ashton said with a smile.
"Taping it?" The first one asked in shock, "We're YOU taping it?" The second one whispered to the first.
He shook his head, the second one groaned.
"You're taping it aren't you?" Ashton said his voice wavering, the first and second put their heads down in shame.
"But don't worry…I have a better IDEA! Idea SILVER!" The second said with a grin, "Why isn't it gold?" asked Ashton.
The second shrugged, "Because I'm the SECOND cameraman! After days and days of researching I've come down to the conclusion that Naruto has feelings for the girl named Sakura…If we send him a love note from her, then He'll be Punked if he FALLS for it!" The second cameraman said proudly, while the others listened.
"I see, so if we send him the note he'll fall for it and he'll be Punked!" Ashton said nodding, "That's what I said" second said with a sigh.
After 3 days…
"The NOTE is finished!" Ashton said with a grin as he waved around the scented stationary, "Where have you two BEEN!" The first cameraman asked, "Ashton INSISTED on pink scented stationary" the other cameraman said with a sigh.
"Let's send it to him…Naruto shall be Punked" Ashton said as the three laughed evilly.
Later that day…
"Naruto! You got mail! Why does you're mail always come to MY house?" Sakura said angrily as she threw him the pink envelope.
"Well…it says it's from you to you! Sakura…you shouldn't send yourself mail! It's not healthy!" Naruto said shaking his head in pity.
"It says it's to you from ME!" Sakura said grabbing the piece of paper and reading it, she screamed in horror. Naruto leaned in to read the letter and gasped in surprise.
"Wow. I never knew you felt that way about me!" Naruto said with his eyes shining, "I don't. This isn't from me!" Sakura said simply, she had her scream. Not much to do now.
"ASHTON!" Naruto screamed in anger ripping the love note in half. A strange man with red hair and a weird outfit went running by.
"JETSON!" His boss screamed as he ran after this Jetson.
"Dammit!" Ashton swore from behind the bush, he knew he should have come with the cameramen for company but he wanted to bask in the glory by himself! He turned his head to see a girl with short hair and pale eyes.
He stared at her in shock for a minute…how long has she BEEN there?
"Um, hi. No autographs" Ashton told her in a low tone so Naruto wouldn't notice he was stalking him, "Why are you following Naruto?" she whispered to him in a low tone, "I'm trying to punk him!" Ashton replied.
"Oh" she said nodding, "Why are you here?" Ashton asked her…it was scary how quiet she was, that he didn't notice he was sharing the bush with her.
"I sort of follow Naruto everywhere" she said back, "What about the rest of them?" Ashton said pointing at the group of people behind the bush.
The group of people included Ino, Shikamaru, Chouji, Kisame, Itachi, Kabuto and Orochimaru.
"I think they're stalking Sasuke…but I think that Shikamaru and Chouji are only here because Ino's here," Hinata whispered to him.
"Who's Suskay?" Ashton asked spelling them out, it was hard saying their names sometimes…
"The handsomest, most YUMMIEST guy I've EVER seen!" Orochimaru said blushing and giggling like a schoolgirl.
"Yeah!" chorused Ino, a bit stunned by Orochimaru's words…
"Well, I'm tired of Ramen boy! I'm going to stalk Sasuke!" Ashton said walking towards the boy, but a man in a flowery cape had stopped him.
"You cannot stalk my foolish little brother!" Itachi said getting all possessive, "Excuse me! Looks like No hands and Barbie do it ALL the time!"
Orichimaru and Ino looked down ashamed, "Yeah. And she drags me and Chouji along too!" Shikamaru said sighing, Kabuto and Kisame just nodded as if they understood what the two were going through.
"He's MY brother!" Itachi said angrily, "Uh. Itachi? You've lost ALL brotherly duties" Kisame told him gently, "What do you mean ALL? How was I supposed to know that killing the whole clan except for him was one of his buttons?" Itachi said sadly.
Orichimaru began to laugh nervously glad he hadn't done that.
"At least I know that NOW!" Orichimaru said chuckling softly till it died out.
"B-But, I can't stop Ashton from stalking Sasuke?" Itachi said with a gasp, putting his hand over his mouth for a more dramatic effect.
"You could always just kill him instead" Chouji said brightly, Shikamaru, Ino, and Hinata stared at Chouji in horror.
"And THAT would stop him?" Itachi asked him, Kabuto started laughing.
"It would stop him from doing a hell of a lot of other things too!" he snorted out as the rest of the group laughed…except Ashton.
"Heh. You're right. But CAN I take the risk of killing someone?" Itachi said stopping the laughter.
"Well, it's not like you haven't killed before…" Kisame pointed out as Itachi suddenly had worry on his face, "I suppose-GET BACK HERE!" Itachi demanded pointing at the tiptoeing celeb.
Itachi smirked at him but Orochimaru's wait stopped his wrath of death, "What?" he hissed out.
"Before you kill him…may I?" Orochimaru asked, Itachi hesitated but simply nodded.
Kabuto picked up Orochimaru's arm knowingly and slapped Ashton across the face, a smile came on his face.
"Thank you Ashton for the memory…now please, be rid of Kelso!" Orochimaru said using Ashton's name in that's 70's show, which Karma DOESN'T own.
Without the gory details and Hinata's horrified look, Ashton is finished.
"Does this mean I'm a GOOD brother?" Itachi asked them, "If you saved him from THAT yes, yes you are." Shikamaru told him, stepping over his body.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Itachi screamed in horror, running.
"I thought he'd be happy" Sakura said, "Stupid RABBIT! Trix are for kids," Itachi said grabbing the box from the rabbit that kicked the ground angrily.
The moral is that you dumb rabbits stay the HELL away from Trix! It's like nicotine to those guys…
Karma: Ashton ISN'T dead in real life; I don't hate him…or nothing! It's just wondering what it's like if Naruto would be on Punk'd! Anyways, the next chapter is…The Perfect Meal. Where Chouji decides to create the perfect meal for Shikamaru, but things go wrong. 3 more filler chapter to go!