Mailbox: Mailtime! Mailtime! Mailtime!

Steve: Hey, the mail's here!

Joe: Hey, the mail's here!

Steve: Here's the mail, it never fails...

Joe: Here's the mail, it...

Steve: Um, this isn't working.

Joe: Together?

Steve: All right!

Steve and Joe: Here's the mail, it never fails, it makes us wanna wag our tails, when it comes, we wanna wail mailllllllllll!

Mailbox: Hey there! How ya' doing?

Steve: Having fun!

Joe: Great, thanks!

Mailbox: Here'ssss your letter!

Steve and Joe: We just got a letter! (They both sing.) We just got a letter / We just got a letter / We just got a letter / We wonder who it's from.

Steve: Oh, look, it's a letter from... it's a letter from the mole! (Steve notices that the other players have gathered.)

Periwinkle: A letter from the mole? Wonder what it says...

Joe: Let's read it...

Think it's all just a game?

Think it's all just good fun?

Don't get too comfortable yet

Soon your numbers

Will go down by one.

(The program breaks for a brief commercial message.)

(Open with a wide-angle camera shot of the Blue's Clues living room. The Thinking Chair and Side Table Drawer are covered with crazy glue.)

Blue: (barking) The kids told him "A clue, a clue. Steve it's a clue." But he heard: "Go crazy and cover stuff in glue."

Sprint Guy: It's the static. It can really make a mess of things. Here, try this. (hands Blue a Sprint cell phone)

Announcer: Right now, sign up for Sprint's all digital Nationwide wireless network and get a free Blue's Clues poster. Sprint offers you some of the lowest rates, plus "picture-phone" technology.

Sprint Guy: And all the calls are clear. And this... (camera pans to Steve, covered in glue) will never happen again.

(The program returns.)

Magenta: (barking) What does it mean.

Anderson: It means that tonight, each you will take the quiz. One of you will score the lowest, be executed and sent home.

Steve: Anderson Cooper! Such an honor! But what are you doing here?

Anderson: I'm the host of this show.

Steve: No, you were the host of the first and second seasons. Ahmad Rashad hosted the celebrity editions.

Anderson: I know, but it's Agent0042's fanfic, so he can have whoever he wants host.

Periwinkle: Periawesome!

Anderson: Well, I'll leave you all for right now. I'm sure you've all got a lot to think about. (He exits the scene, humming the "Another Blue's Clues Day" theme from the fifth and sixth seasons.)

Anderson: (voiceover) What the players don't know is that their next game has already begun...