Karma: Anyways, 2nd last filler chapter to go! Enjoy?

Disclaimer: I don't own Chouji, Shikamaru, Ino, Sakura, Sasuke, or any other character that I'll just put in at my pathetic attempt to be funny. Lolz.

Attention: This story isn't Yaoi )

Driver's Ed: Naruto Style!

Chapter 15: The perfect meal

Chouji is soooo sweet, so he decided to cook something for his best friend! He would do anything for Shikamaru and this just happened to be one of anything's

He didn't know WHAT he wanted to cook for him, so he thought and he thought.

He knew that Shikamaru liked chips but that was something that he couldn't exactly make, probably cookies would be the easy for someone like him who's never cooked before.

Chouji skipped all the way to the store, inside. He saw Gaara getting some ingredients as if he knew what he was doing, unlike Chouji.

"Uh. Gaara?" Chouji said approaching him, Gaara looked at him and went back to what he was doing.

Normally that would have been all Chouji would have taken, and just have left...but he wanted this to be PERFECT so he decided that maybe talking to Gaara would help him?

"Gaara! I need to make cookies!" Chouji said angrily, Gaara looked at him for a minute.

"Go to aisle 7, you'll find Pillsbury product for cookies…all you have to do is put it in a cookie pan, and heat it up" Gaara told him with NO emotion on his face, Chouji smiled at him.

"Thanks. You're good at cooking aren't you?" Chouji asked him, Gaara blushed slightly and went back to his stuff.

"Bye!" Chouji said going to the 7th aisle, Gaara just nodded.

"Hmm, Pillsbury?" Chouji said picking it up, "Wow. This is easier than Gaara said!"

Chouji paid for it, leaving he bumped into Ino.

"Hi Ino! What are you doing here?" Chouji asked, "I'm here to get some stuff…Why are you here? Oh. Wait, never mind!" Ino said with a laugh leaving him.

Shrugging, he left for home…there is REALLY no need for me to write about the walk home because he now lives across the store so there really wasn't much of a walk for him.

"What are you doing, son?" Chouji's father asked as he poked his head around the corner, "I'm making some cookies for Shikamaru!" Chouji said.

"You were always the kindest of our clan, do you need help?" he asked, Chouji shook his head.

"Nope." Chouji said, "Go and have fun with Shikamaru's dad and Ino's dad!"

Pillsbury boy starts to giggle.

"Mm-Hmm! Wake up every morning to the scent of WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?" The Pillsbury doughboy went from giggling to screeching in horror as the rolling pin…you get the picture.

"CHOUJI!" His father said screamed.

"Did I do something wrong?" Chouji said dropping the rolling pin, his dad smiled shaking his head.

"You're supposed to keep on rolling till the face turns blue…don't stop now!" his dad said rolling it over the doughboy again, "Oh. Thanks" Chouji said smiling.

Eventually his wonderful cookies for Shikamaru were done! He decided to get Shikamaru to come over to his house for a surprise, so off he went!

Since I'm not going to write about Chouji's skip there let's jump all the way to Shikamaru shall we?

"Hi Shikamaru!" Chouji said smiling, "Hmm? Oh hi, Chouji" Shikamaru said looking down from the clouds, "I have a surprise at MY house for YOU!" Chouji said grinning, but looked rather maniacal.

"A surprise…couldn't you have brought it here?" Shikamaru said yawing, "Oh. Right!" Chouji said starting to skip back home.

"Wait. I'll go with you! What's the surprise?" Shikamaru asked, "It's a SURPRISE!" Chouji replied.

I'm NOT writing about the walk, so we're at Chouji's door now!

"It's in here! Close you're eyes!" Chouji said opening the door, suspecting the warm smell of cookies…but none were there.

"Uh" Chouji said as he looked around for the cookies, "Can I open my eyes now?" Shikamaru asked.

"N-No! DON'T!" Chouji screamed, as he looked HARDER for the cookies by they were nowhere to be found.

"You know what?" Chouji said pushing Shikamaru out the door, "Come back later and THAN they'll be a REAL surprise"

"Tsk. It's too troublesome to come back here…but I guess since there's a surprise it can't be helped" Shikamaru muttered walking back towards the place where Chouji had found him.

After 3 minutes of searching for his delicious cookies, he decided that a cake was a LOT more appreciative!

"I know! I'll make him a cake! That's a lot more appreciative!" Chouji said as he skipped ALL the way to the 9th aisle in the grocery store!

"Hmm, I'm going to make him a cake…so I think I'll just get the instant stuff because he's going to come to my house soon for the surprise!" Chouji said as he grabbed a box of instant cake mix.

After the regular mocking from the cashier about his weight, he went back home to cook Shikamaru's cake.

"O…okay, this is a bit more complicated than the cookies," he thought as he threw in some eggs, after the cake was finished…Chouji saw his delicious Death by chocolate cake and smiled to himself.

"Now this is a surprise!" he said as she put it right on the kitchen table so he wouldn't lose the cookies like last time.

Chouji skipped all the way to the place he had found Shikamaru before, "SHIKAMARU! It's READY!" Chouji said.

"It's been half an hour you know…" Shikamaru said as he looked at his watch, "I know but it was hard" Chouji said as he skipped home whereas Shikamaru walked to his house.

"Okay! Close your eyes!" Chouji said as he opened the door expecting the warm smell of freshly baked cake, yet again it WASN'T there!

"You're not going to push me out the door again are you?" Shikamaru said with a sigh, "You really ARE smart!" Chouji said as he pushed him out the door.

"Where did my cake and Cookies go?" Chouji said pouting until he came up with a brilliant idea, "I'll cook LOTS of food so they can't ALL go missing and this time when I cook it!"

Chouji hurried off across the street into the store, bought instant bread, instant mashed potatoes, instant pizza, and lots of fruit, already made cookies, soda and a large birthday cake.

"Heh. You really love your food don't you?" The cashier said with a laugh as he bagged his food, "Stuff it ACNE!" Chouji said grabbing his groceries and leaving with dignity!

After an hour all the food was ready, and all was looking good!

Running to Shikamaru's house to see him enjoying his dinner, "Chouji? Is the surprise ready?" Shikamaru asked him.

"Yes…but I see you're already eating so…" Chouji said leaving, "Oh. Well then let's go! I thought I was going to have to actually EAT her cooking" Shikamaru said with a laugh leaving the house as his mother swore quite vividly about her son.

They finally reached his house when they saw that all the food had disappeared AGAIN!

"The surprise is at the Ramen place that Naruto always eats at!" Chouji said pushing him out the door as they both left for the Ramen bar.

Meanwhile…

"Is Ino here? I need to return the video of Sasuke I borrowed" Sakura said walking with Ino's mom, to see Ino enjoying a LOT of food.

"Wow Ino! Where did you get all this food?" Sakura said surveying the cookies, cake, bread, mashed potatoes, pizza, fruit, and SODA!

"Sasuke got it for me!" Ino cried out, "Because he LOVES me, I tell you" Ino said as she stuffed a cookie into her mouth, "ME!" Ino shrieked out.

"Ok…I'll just leave you then" Sakura said backing up out of the house, leaving the blonde.

"Me, Sakura!" Ino screeched as her head popped out of the window. "MEEEEE!"

The moral is to remember to lock you're door when there's delirious blonds lurking about!

KDZ: One LAST filler chapter to go! Which explains Hinata and Tenten's recovery to sanity, has Hinata's hitting old people thing gone away? Has Tenten come at PEACE with her teacher, and fellow classmates? Has Ino finally realized that Sasuke and Sakura- aren't really together? Only time will tell, or the next chapter! Review please!

Shanghai honey: LOL! Glad you like the filler chapters ) Thanks for the reviews!