Karma: Ok, assume Hinata recovered or is she? Tenten's on the verge of being ok, AND Ino still thinks Sasuke and Sakura are together because she's INO. Now, I bet you've been waiting for this day, right? The plan? Was Gai-Sensei's plan a FLUKE? Hmm…let's read on…
Disclaimer: I DON'T own any of the Naruto characters or anyone else "special" I might just add in.
Attention: I have nothing against the special guest in this chapter.
Driver's Ed: Naruto Style!
Chapter 17: Gaara the Iron Chef! Part 1
Kankuro hears moaning coming from the kitchen, "This is fantastic Gaara!" Temari's said with a giggle, as Kankuro's eyes nearly popped out of their sockets!
"OH MY GAWD!" Kankuro said as he stepped into the kitchen as Temari gasped in shock. "YOU STARTED DINNER WITHOUT ME? " Kankuro accused pointing to Temari's pasta sauced-covered mouth.
"Um…NO!" Temari said as she hid the pasta behind her, "Liar!" Kankuro choked out trying not to cry. 'Well, that's the last time you try on MY make up! If you were out, I could have lent you some money! But NOOOO" Temari said as she stuffed another forkful of Pasta in her mouth, of course not forgetting to moan.
"Uh…I'll have-a what she's having!" an old man said pointing to Temari for Gaara. Gaara nodded slowly as he piled up a plate for the advisor and Kankuro.
"Gaara, you should totally enter that thing that's going on in Konoha" Temari said as she grabbed Kankuro's plate from him.
"Why should I? I don't enter contests…or I'm not allowed to anymore" Gaara said coolly as Kankuro's sobbing was heard in the background.
"Yeah…you shouldn't have killed ALL the judges just because you can't sing, BUT this contest in Konoha so they don't KNOW what you did to…ALL…those people unless they read the paper," Temari said as she slapped Kankuro's hand away from his plate, which she was gladly eating.
"She has a point-a," The man said in a heavy Italian accent as he rolled his mustache around his finger, as Kankuro stopped crying to look at the elder man.
"Who the hell are you?" Kankuro asked him as he looked around for his poisonous Barbie doll, and cursed. She was never around when you needed her.
"I am-a Chef Boyardee! You can't catch me I am-a spaghetti man!" Chef Boyardee said hurdling out the window.
"O…Kay, but don't let that weird man stop you from winning the Iron Chef award!" Temari said handing him the letter from Konoha to them.
THE IRON CHEF!
All you people from ages 10-16 get read for the IRON CHEF AWARD! Sasuke WILL be there! You'll get to win a grand trophy, 2 complete grand tickets to Hawaii and a broken heart from SASUKE!
You'll be famous, basking in the sand AND rejected! October 14th! At 1:00 p.m.! Don't miss it! Remember SASUKE will be there!
1,000 dollars per entry, to bring in a main dish to show you've got the stuff to the judges…AND SASUKE!
And if you name has three A's in it please don't come…we beg of you. Anyways, don't forget SASUKE!
"What's with the Sasuke thing?" Temari mumbled as she read the letter, "You just want to go to Hawaii" Kankuro yelled at her as she slammed him to the floor.
"I'm not going" Gaara said simply as he let out a girlish shriek.
"My GINGERBREAD!" he squealed out as he pulled it out, only to look up to see Temari staring at him in shock.
" If you EVER speak out that again" Gaara warned as he viciously took off his manly oven mitts, "only if you enter the contest" Temari said, seeing she finally had the advantage over her brother,
"Fine" Gaara said as he started for the roof, "Aren't you going to catch some Z's?" Temari called to him, "Does this LOOK like make-up to you?" Gaara snapped pointing to his eyes.
"Right" Temari mumbled as she gave her other brother a good kick in the shins.
OCTOBER 14TH
"Damn it!" Didn't we tell him not to come?" The judge whispered to the other as Gaara glared angrily at him.
That glare stopped the judges in their tracks as they gave each other's look and ran…away from Konoha.
1 hour later…
"What TOOK you so long, Kakashi?" Kurenai asked in disbelief, "We asked you to come here over an hour ago, because the judges had run away"
"I was attacked by some Amazon women who wanted me to marry them ALL and-" Kakashi was cut off by Gai-Sensei.
"Save it! It's 59/60! You're 60…but I'm catching on…" Gai-Sensei said mysteriously as Kakashi rolled his eye.
Meanwhile…
"Where groom Kakashi go?" an Amazon asked looking around for the sexy gray-haired ninja. "I don't know" She replied as they set out to find their groom.
Back to the Iron Chef Competition…
"HELLO! Welcome to the Iron Chef competition" Gai-Sensei said striking a pose as a delighted squeal was heard from the audience.
"Shut up, Rock Lee" Neji said throwing a pan at furry eye-browed boy.
Kurenai grabbed the microphone from him, "HEY! This is my job! What are you doing here?" Kurenai asked Gai-Sensei angrily.
"I-um. Well. KAKASHI WAS PICKING ON ME" Gai-Sensei wailed as Kurenai pointed to the Judges booth. Gai-Sensei trudged back to the Judges section where Kakashi had put his fist into his palm in a menacing manner.
Gai-Sensei let out a little eep.
"Welcome to the Iron Chef competition!" Kurenai said as applause went around except for a single, BOO!
The sound of skull and pan rang out through the room.
"You didn't have to hit him so hard" Hinata said in a soft voice as Neji glared at the unconscious Lee, "I didn't hit him hard enough the first time" he growled out.
"Neji! Stop hitting Rock Lee! You're worse than-" Gai-Sensei was cut off as he turned to his left to see Kakashi drawing a picture of him murdering Gai-Sensei.
"Asuma!" Gai-Sensei squealed jumping into Asuma's arms, Asuma just sighed as he thought to himself…why ALWAYS me?
Kurenai just ignored the interruption and continued on.
"We've narrowed down the meals that you've prepared to 12 groups. Just make another meal but make a main course, appetizer, dessert…oh and a drink. I'm thirsty" Kurenai said as she put down the microphone to pull the angry Sensei's off Gai-Sensei.
Gaara looked around to see his competitors, the Naruto-guy, The Uchiha, Hyuuga Hinata, Orichimaru & Kabuto (probably just stalking Sasuke, he's heard that's he would be there), Sakura, that bastard Chef Boyardee, Ino, Chouji (That guy from the grocery store), Rock Lee &Neji, Tenten, Kiba and Shino.
Gaara slipped on his apron that said: Too Hot for the Kitchen and bumped into his older sister and almost poked his eye out with her hair.
"What are we making?" Temari asked him happily, Gaara sighed. This girl was becoming quite the bothersome, what was with this sudden interest in him. Oh right, it started with an H and rhymes with Shawaii, if you didn't guess it's Hawaii.
"For the appetizers, I was thinking Tomatoes stuffed with cream cheese, to go on with the Italian theme I decided to go with. Then, I was thinking rustic style pasta for the main course because of course I was thinking rural Italy and not fancy Italy…for the main course I was thinking biscotti for dessert for the authentic Italian taste" Gaara said as he started to prepare the pasta.
"Okay" Temari said shrugging as she reached for an onion, but Gaara instinctively slapped her hand away. Temari sniffled as she checked to see if her hand was ok, "what?" Temari sniffed as Gaara gave her a disgusted look. "What do you think you're doing?" Gaara asked her, "helping out?" Temari guessed.
"Well…don't. I don't want you help, go read a teen magazine or something. I'll do the work, thank you," Gaara said as he turned his back on his sister. The rejected girl picked up Teen People magazine and gave her brother a pained look as she read about Lindsey Lohan's transformation.
The groups worked and worked, for THEY wanted to be the next Iron Chef! Plus, who didn't want to be rejected by SASUKE!
1 hour later…
"DONG!" Kurenai yelled, as everyone looked up from the meals to stare at her in disbelief. "What was THAT?" Asuma said turning around to see Kurenai standing there like quite a little fool.
"Well, the Iron Chef forgo to buy a dong, so I had to say it…how else would they have known time was up?" Kurenai told him as if he was stupid.
DONG!
The noise of a real dong had startled her, as she turned around in shock to see a mini dong as Kakashi handed it to her. "Thanks a lot" Kurenai said sarcastically as she grabbed the dong.
"You're WELCOME" Gai-Sensei said happily, "Everyone it's time for the taste test! Kakashi, Kurenai, Gay and I will be the judges" Asuma said jumping off the platform with his super-duper handy clipboard.
"It's pronounced Gai" Gai-Sensei said between clenched teeth, "whatever" Asuma said acting like Kakashi as fury built up in Gai-Sensei. How he hated the COOL act, it was SO cool it was uncool- yeah…REAL uncool.
The four Jounins made their way to Naruto's station who was basically waving them down, and not to be rude they decided to go over there instead of ignoring the poor boy.
"Well, Naruto-Kun what have you made for us today?" Kurenai said cheerfully, as Naruto cleared his throat.
"For the main course I have prepared INSTANT RAMEN! For the appetizer I have prepared Miso ramen, for dessert if beef ramen 'Cuz it's always the best and for the pretty lady" Naruto paused to send Kurenai a little wink which turned out to look more like a nervous tick.
"Blended Ramen" Naruto said smiling, pushing the cup with some weird concoction inside, Kurenai let out a nervous laugh as she swirled around the cup and saw a bobbing piece of mushroom in there, she gagged a little and put down the drink.
"I'm not thirsty anymore" Kurenai said as Naruto's eyes widened hurt, as Asuma grabbed the drink and prayed to god he'd be okay as he chugged it down before Kurenai would have to.
"HEY! HEYYY! That wasn't for YOU!" Naruto cried out angrily as he watched Asuma gulp down his drink, "KUREANAIII" Naruto wailed as Asuma slammed the cup on the table. He had survived but was feeling rather ill.
"It's ok, other tables with drinks on it" Kurenai said cheerfully as she walked away, Naruto shot Asuma a dirty look like Shino had once given him…something about a Melinda? Shino still gave him those looks today they are spine tingling. You know he's glaring at you but you can't see his eyes!
Asuma walked away from Naruto's table over to Chef Boyardee's.
With Kurenai she was walking innocently over to the other booth only to see an elder man, Kurenai eyes narrowed for a minute- where has she seen him before?
"Aren't you in the bingo book?" Kurenai gasped, as she saw none other than Orichimaru himself. "Why yes, I do play Bingo" Orichimaru said as Kabuto covered Orichimaru's mouth modestly as Orichimaru did a little chuckle.
Kurenai raised her eyebrow, what kind of a story did this man think he was in? Kurenai shook her head as she went back to trying to take this issue that responsible way.
"Hand me those binoculars, would you?" Orichimaru cooed as he nodded his head towards the binoculars, since he could not get them himself.
Kurenai sighed as she handed them to Kabuto who raised them for Orichimaru as he looked into them, and his gaze reached none other than Sasuke's ass.
"You can't stare at a minor's ass like that," Kurenai, gasped as Orichimaru snickered, "Watch me" Orichimaru sneered as Sasuke bet down to pick up the fallen wooden spoon. Sasuke looked at his left and right and put the spoon RIGHT back into the pot.
"Ooh, that's right. You LIKE it nasty" Orichimaru said laughing as Kabuto struggled to make the meal and hold the binoculars at the same time for Orichimaru's enjoyment.
"Stop it!" Kurenai said as she grabbed the binoculars back so Orichimaru couldn't grab them back, because he had no hands.
"Where's your meal?" Kurenai asked them as she saw Orichimaru straining to see Sasuke's behind, but couldn't because he needed the binoculars- Sasuke wasn't very close by.
"What we made is Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwiches" Kabuto said proudly as he showed it to Kurenai who just rolled her eyes. "For a drink, we have MILK! The appetizer is a delicious apple and for desert, it's SASUKE" Orichimaru growled his sexiest growl which actually sounded demented to Kurenai's ears.
"Uh Huh" Kurenai said as she pretended to write something down and walked away, she'd call ANBU on those pedophiles LATER, but she had judging to do. She shuffled over to Chouji's booth.
Back with Gai-Sensei…
"What do you MEAN you didn't make anything? You have HAD to make SOMETHING" Gai-Sensei shrieked in Ino's ear but Ino just sighed.
She had been too busy glaring angrily at Sakura, that she had forgotten to make anything at all. She wished she hadn't eaten Chouji…I mean SASUKE'S food and had just presented Chou-Sasuke's meal.
Gai-Sensei muttered angrily about how she was wasting her Youthfulness as Ino turned around to glare at Sakura again- it was ALL her fault!
Gai-Sensei looked around for another booth but couldn't spot one in his area for some reason. Gai-Sensei grew pissed as he started to have a fit on the floor- this idea of his was completely stupid. He hated this competition dearly and wished it would choke on a stupid spatula and die.
KDZ: well now you've read, so review? I'll update in 2 months. Have a happy summer!