Karma: Just because it's CALLED Gaara the Iron Chef doesn't mean he wins…right? Oh, about the 2 month wait- I wrote that in the wrong story (Roommates from Hell have a 1 month wait)
Disclaimer: I DON'T own any of the Naruto characters OR Chef Boyardee.
Attention: I think Neji/Sakura is a wack couple…maybe they'll be together in this story since this story is the epitome of wack. Thinking about it.
Driver's Ed: Naruto Style!
Chapter 18: Gaara the Iron Chef! Part 2
Kakashi strolled around until he finally found his area, and he stopped at one of his student's booth first because he wanted to see what they had first.
"Well, Sakura! What do you have for me today?" Kakashi said as she saw Sakura covered in flour from almost head to toe, for some reason her left leg didn't have anything at all- it also looked quite suspicious for some reason or another.
"I have CAKE!" Sakura said as she showed it to him, "well...what's the main course?" Kakashi asked her. "That IS the main course" Sakura said confused, Kakashi raised an eyebrow.
"What do you have for dessert than?" Kakashi questioned the pink-haired girl; "Obviously cake is the dessert too," Sakura said rolling her eyes.
"Oh" Kakashi said stupefied, he decided not to ask his student anymore questions. She was quite confusing…
Kakashi leaned in as he looked at the cake and his eye widened in almost shock, was this cake in the shape of Sasuke's head? Kakashi nodded solemnly, only that weirdo could rock the bed head look- even if he was an asshole.
"Oh, if you noticing the shape of the cake is quite odd it's Sasuke's head-shape. If your wondering why it's SO perfect is because I got a stencil shape of Sasuke's head" Sakura told her Sensei, "when you were stuck together?" Kakashi asked her. "No. I got this fresh stencil two nights ago…in his sleep" Sakura said jangling the key of Sasuke's house around her neck, her teachers eyes narrowed as he reminded himself not to ask her questions.
The inside of the cake was one of those cakes where there's like real pictures but you can eat them too, they were all pictures of Sasuke. Changing, eating rice balls, long hair?
Kakashi knew he had told himself not to ask her questions but he narrowed his eye to see…NEJI?
"Is that Neji?" Kakashi said pointing to a picture, "Huh? NO" Sakura shrieked angrily.
"That's one of him too…and another…and another…and ANOTHER?" Kakashi said pointing to the yes, in fact pictures of Neji.
Sakura's face turned an undeniably color of red as she stuck her hand in the cake, and started moving it around as she messed up the cake. Kakashi watched her in horror; he hadn't even tasted the Sasuke/Neji cake.
"I. HATE. YOU" Sakura growled out as she grabbed a kitchen knife, Kakashi took this as his cue to go as he jogged off. Sakura was NOT far behind…
Back with Kurenai…Kurenai walked up to Chouji's table anxiously, she could smell the aroma of food…delicious food, lots and lots of food.
Kurenai looked around FOR the food, but weirdly found nothing.
"Hi Chouji" Kurenai said as she had stopped at Asuma's student's booth. "Hi" Chouji replied weakly, he was sad.
"Aw, Chouji! What's wrong" Kurenai said trying to be nice but REALLY wanted that food. Gai-Sensei had made up some messed rule in which they weren't allowed to have breakfast or lunch because it would spoil their decisions.
"Well, you see. I wanted to work really hard to make a great meal, so I could win the Iron Chef award! Then Asuma would like me too! 'Cuz everyone knows he really only likes Shikamaru. Shikamaru's my best friend in all, but I'd like it if Asuma liked me too" Chouji informed her. Kurenai felt a fury of anger burn inside her! Was Asuma favoring one student over the other? Then again, it was always Chuunin this and Chuunin that with Asuma.
Kurenai opened her arms so Chouji could give her a big hug, in mid-embraced Kurenai asked Chouji where had the food gone.
"I ate it" Chouji said happily, Kurenai took a step back in shock. "You WHAT?" Kurenai said in disbelief. "I ate…the food," Chouji said watching Kurenai's first pity eyes turn into fury.
"YOU LITTLE-" Kurenai had caught herself right on time before she went off on the little kid. She couldn't BELIEVE IT! Here, this kid was sobbing about how he wanted to show Asuma all the work he had done and then ATE IT!
That was worse than Shino's fake-sob story about Ronald McDonald and some crazy stuff like that. Kurenai gathered her clipboard and gave Chouji this look like 'I'm Ashamed'
Chouji broke down in tears as Kurenai had left him. He really shouldn't have hungered the vampire…
Back with Asuma…Asuma stared at the man in front of him in shock; he just couldn't believe this OLD MAN with a mustache was claming to be 11.
"For the last-a time, I am-a age 11" the elder man in a thick Italian accent, Asuma decided not to doubt the elder man since he was clearly delirious.
"What have you made?" Asuma said as Chef Boyardee had pulled out a pot of pasta and took a spoon and handed it to Asuma, who took a hearty bite.
Asuma nodded in approve-ment, as there was actually meat in the pasta itself, which amazed him like nothing before. Oh, he was SURELY going to win. Until, Asuma's eyes traveled to the garbage can where he saw cans.
"EH?" Asuma said as he saw that the pasta had actually- COME FROM A CAN!
And that was against the rules…or Asuma was sure it was, he wasn't really sure but it had to have been cheating.
"So, I see. So, I see. THIS is from a CAN" Asuma announced to only Chef Boyardee really.
"So?" Chef Boyardee said as he raised an eyebrow, "That's against the rules" Asuma declared. Well, it was now.
"This is-a from MY can" Chef Boyardee said showing him the can had his face on it and his name.
"Oh" Asuma said deadpanned, but shook himself out of it. "Nope, still against the rules" Asuma informed him. "IT'S MY PASTA!" Chef Boyardee shrieked at the Sensei but Asuma just shook his head.
"Still a can" Asuma said as he picked up a red stamp and stamped disqualified on his name.
"Plus, you're not even 11- you liar" Asuma spat out as Chef Boyardee gathered his things into a hobo pack, and gave Asuma a disgusted look.
"This is-a NOT over" Chef Boyardee growled out as he thrusted himself through the closed window, as the glass shattered.
"Send-a me the check" Chef Boyardee cried out as he ran off into the distance…
"Freak" Asuma muttered as he went on to his next booth.
Back with Gai-Sensei…
Gai-Sensei threw an angry fit on the floor as he noticed there actually WAS a booth there; he had been making a fuss in front of it and just didn't notice it because Hinata isn't noticeable.
Gai-Sensei looked up to see her, and flinched back AGHAST! Wasn't she supposed to be in the wacky shack?
Knowing she would be just as evil as Neji, but worse…oh, Tenten and her were two peas in a pod and he wouldn't let her get the best of him.
He sniffed as he walked up to her booth, and she smiled shyly- Gai-Sensei replied with a dirty look.
"What did you make?" Gai-Sensei asked her as she yet again shyly showed him her banquet for a king.
Gai-Sensei took one look at it and threw it to the floor in disgust.
"MAKE IT AGAIN!" Gai-Sensei barked angrily as Hinata gasped in horror, her meal…her hard work. Hinata decided not to do what her instincts told her and washed her hands getting ready to make the meal again.
Gai-Sensei turned on his heel and walked away, oh! He would NOT let her get the best of him, for he was Gai-Sensei, in all his spandex-glory.
Back with Kakashi-SenseiKakashi had finally lost Sakura- or so, he had hoped as he decided to go over to Rock Lee and Neji's booth to see what they had made.
Kakashi was speechless. As, he saw their…creation? There before him stood a life-size statue of Gai-Sensei made out of food.
For that, he was speechless.
"Isn't it beautiful?" Rock Lee sighed as he adjusted the white Chiclets that was supposed to be Gai-Sensei's teeth.
"I can think of a couple of other words" Kakashi said with a shudder, disturbing was one.
"Why would you pick do…this?" Kakashi stumbled to find the right words, "well…Rock Lee wouldn't stop crying unless I agreed to make a life-size food statue of Gai-Sensei" Neji told the Sensei.
Kakashi gave Rock Lee a dry look, there was a thin line between admiration and obsession- Rock Lee had crossed that line over and over again. He didn't look like he'd stop anytime soon.
"So, Gai-Sensei, huh?" Kakashi let out a sigh, this was too weird…ONE Matio Gai was bad enough but TWO and one was edible. No, the world didn't need THAT.
Kakashi did the only humanly thing to do, he gathered his courage and knocked over the statue of Gai. There could only be ONE. If Kakashi could get rid of the other one too, then justice has been served.
Now, Rock Lee and Neji were speechless. All that work into making the perfect Gai-Sensei statue…gone. Actually, Rock Lee did the work and Neji just hung around- he couldn't read the recipe so he was really no help.
Sakura basically popped out of nowhere, and gave out the fakest smile Kakashi had ever seen in his life. "Hi, guys" Sakura said waving towards Neji and Rock Lee.
"Sakura-CHAAAAN" Rock Lee sobbed jumping into Sakura's arms; Sakura dropped him and walked over to Neji.
"Hi, NEJI" Sakura said in a raspy voice, Kakashi had assumed it was to give off a breathy voice. It sounded like that weird guy in Lord Of The Rings. My precious…
"I just wanted to see what you guys made" Sakura's voice faded with every word as she noticed the pile of food on the floor.
"It's beautiful," Sakura said with a weak chuckle, "It WAS! It really WAS!" Rock Lee sobbed from the floor, and forgot all about Sakura dropping him on the floor like that.
"I see…well, since your food is destroyed- you can't win. Later" Kakashi said as he POOFED away.
Neji and Rock Lee just looked at each other in disbelief as Sakura picked up a hairy kiwi skin shaped like an-
"Eyebrow?" Sakura mumbled as she looked at the piece of kiwi skin. Sakura shook her head and walked away, she'd jut talk to him- I mean THEM later…Neji seemed pretty busy.
"It's just not FAIR" Rock Lee wailed as he wiped his nose on Neji's very clean, very white shirt. The longhaired boy sighed; he knew this competition would just be wack.
KDZ: Only four more competitors left…Sasuke Uchiha, Itachi and Kisame, Gaara of the Desert, and Kiba and Shino. With that said, which group of the competitors would win? Find out in the next chapter of Driver's Ed: Naruto style! Gaara the Iron Chef part 3!