weeeeeeeeeee! my turn! and I have evil plans!(evil laughter)...just read up to chap. 55 of the manga... must have more... grr... poor ling...and ran fan... grr... ok... here we go...
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Chapter 5: This dog is twisted...
Havoc strode cooly down the military corridoors. As he walked by other officers, luietenants, sergents and colonels he noticed that as her gave them a friendly wave, they would either smirk or laugh at him for some strange reason. Then Havoc felt something hitting his back foot. He turned around and looked both directions, confused. He then felt a tug on his military Jacket. In front of him was that fluffy little rabbit, tugging him along the hallways, chomping furiously on his carrot. Havoc looked down, wide eyes, noticing the rabbit. He was literally being pulled along the militay hallways by that little furry fluff ball. That's an awfully strong rabbit... thought Havoc. The bunny pulled Havoc along the hallways until he came to a certain room. A lot of laughter and amusement was brought to others in the military to see Havoc being tugged along the building by a small cute furry bunny. The rabbit shut the doors behind Havoc, leaving him and itself in the room together.
Havoc looked around the room and slightly smiled. "You're pretty smart for a rabbit, aren't you?" he rubbed his hands under the bunny's ears. The bunny soaked up Havoc's love and smiled. The rabbit hopped away from Havoc and disappeared behind the corner. It came back a feww moments later, carrying a cup in his hands. He shoved the cup into Havoc's hands. Havoc looked down into the bottom of the cup. He saw a tea bag floating at the top over a pool of water. He looked quizzically at it and shrugged. " I haven't had Tea in a long time..." he whispered. He smiled and then brought the cup up to his lips and took in the warm liquid. It was very relaxing, too relaxing. It made him sleepy...
The rabbit smirked at the 2nd lueitenant infront of it. The bunny then slowly got up, revealing something that wasn't a bunny anymore. Long spiky green and blak hair sprung out from the rabbit's head. It's paws revealed black slip on gloves. It rose up revealing a slender muscular figure, hands on his hips with a look of satisfaction on his face. Envy smirked at the no-longer-human Havoc lying curled up in front of him. A fluffly blonde bunny lay curled up on the floor, his cigarette still hanging loosly out of his mouth. Envy smirked and took the cigarette out of his mouth and replaced it with a carrot. " Bunny's don't smoke..." he growled, stomping on the cigarette until all was left was ashes.
" One by one," Envy began saying to himself " We'll turn all pitiful humans into small helpless house pets until there's only Humunculi left!" he cackled and then left the room, transforming back into the rabbit, leaving a helpless Havoc, chewing on his carrot...
Al walked into the pet room, cats dogs and lizards cuped in his arms. He set them all down in the room, neatly when he head the phone ringing behind him. He walked over to the phone to pick it up " Hello? Central-" Al was cut off by the voice of Winry Rockbell " Al? Where's Ed? He should be here by now! Surely his automail is wrecked! I mean he's always getting in fights... what about you, Alphonse are you still in one peice? Could I talk to Ed?" she spoke very quickly, not leaving a breath in between sentences. " Winry!" Al exclaimed " Calm down. We're fine."
" Could I talk to Edward?" she asked more calmly. Al stoped to think for a moment. He hadn't seen Ed in a long time..." Al? Where's Ed?" Winry asked suspiciously. Al looked around, trying to think of an excuse " Well, um I, um, I don't know where he is... I mean he's not her right now!" he said frantically. Winry frowned across the other line and paused " YOU LOST HIM! OR DID HE LOSE YOU? HIS AUTOMAIL IS PROBABLY BLOWN UP BY NOW! YOU WAIT RIGHT THERE YOUNG MAN! WHEN I COME OVER THERE TOMORROW YOU TWO WILL BE IN BIG TROUBLE!" and with that, she slammed the phone down.
Alphonse looked at the phone wide- eyed and sighed. I have to get rid of all these animals before Winry and Brother find them...he slightly shuddered and turned around to see Hughes clutching the blonde kitten that he had found earlier that day.
" Oh! Mr. Hughes! an I help you with anything?" Hughes smiled brightly " Al! Yes! I was just wondering if you culd do me a favour..." He then dug for his pocket. His hand came out of it realing a nmber of photographs. " I was wondering if I could take this cat home and theat shrimp..." Al sighed happily, at least that would help him get rid of some of the animals " Of course... go ahead! you can take-" Al was cut off by Hughes shoving pictures in her face.
" My daughter, Elicia just loves animals! Isn't she the cutest little girl you've ever seen?" Ed looked at Al in confusion. Why was he getting rid of his animals so freely? No I'll have to stay with that goof ball... ugh... and with Mustang on top of it...well at least I'll be able to call him "shrimp"... maybe this won't be so bad after all...
Rixa entered the room " Hughes, you said you wanted to see me?" Roy looked up from the fish bowl for the first time that day, he smiled.
" Oh, Riza... I just wold like to invite you to dinner tonight." Riza looked quizically at him " What for?" Hughes sighed " Well... It's a surprise..." Riza rolled her eyes.
" Well... I don't have anything better to do..." Hughes smiled " Oh, could you bring Black Hayate? Elicia loves that dog..." Riza smiled and nodded " I'll see you then, Maes..." she waved to him and left the room.
Hughes smiled " I just hope Roy shows up..." Roy looked over at Maes and gulped No! I forgot... so that's why he wanted me to go to his place... to set me up on a date... I'm perfectly capable to ask her out on my own to a date, Maes... Roy thought, stubbornly She's going to go there for nothing... WHY THE HELL DID THIS HAPPEN! he slammed his fist againt the glass tank and did a scream that only turned to bubbles.
Ed looked over at Roy, unimpressed. Roy just glared bak at him.
" Well Al, I better get going..." Hughes sighed, ending the conversation. He picked up The tank that Roy was in and Ed. " You two are going to love Elicia... I mean, who wouldn't... He started humming a tune and took the two animals into his car and to his house...
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Later that night...
"Papa!" laughed Elicia, hugging Ed up to her chest " I wove him!" Hughes smiled as he watched his daughter play with the kitten. Roy looked blankly at Ed being swung bak and forth by the cute little girl.
" What about the shrimp, Elicia?" asked Gracia, coming into the room. Elicia set Ed down carefully and walked up to the tank and peered into the water. " It looks funny!" the Elicia burst out laughing. Roy jus glared at Elicia, which caused her to laugh even more. Roy shook his fist at her and started shouting something that only came out as a chorus of bubbles. Elicia was now rolling around the floor in giggles " I wove him too!" Roy stopped shaking his fist at her and slghtly smiled "wove" ... no one had woved him in a long time... or at least they didn't say that...
Ding Dong
Riza waited at the door patiently, Blake Hayate at her side, it's tounge sticking out of the side of it's mouth. Gracia came to open the door " Oh! Hello Gracia!" came the voice of Riza. Roy gulped. She a tually showed up... what am I going to do? They can't find out who I am, bu if they don't then will they forgive me for not showing and Riza... wove... what the hell am I thinking?
" So, " began Ed, " this isn't too bad, is it, shrimp?" Ed began cackling, but stopped when he heard mumbling from somewhere " I like my girl... Riza Hawkeye's my girl... I like the way she moves... I like her body... I love my girl, Riza, Riza Hawkeye..." Ed and Roy's eyes widened as Black Hayate said these things as he passed by.
" This- dog- is- twisted.." shuddered Ed, his eye slightly twitching.
Roy nodded in agreement " Ooohh... yeah..."
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I luved writing that black hayate part... i told you i was evil! i was laughing so hrd when I wrote this... my favourite chapter that I've written yet... tell me whatcha think and I hope Ursula has fun with the next chapter... (evil laughter) tee hee... ta-ta for now!