Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto. I do own Hyuun, Hari, and Jimmy.

"Watch out, you guys!" Hyuun screamed, sprinting toward the boys. But it was too late, she couldn't shove them out of the way in time. She stopped dead in her tracks, staring dumbly at the boys, who's bodies were surrounded by the pink aura. All Hyuun could say was, "Oh, great."

Shikamaru held his head, crouching close to the ground. "I feel... I feel like. .. " he stammered, then out of nowhere, he jumped up and grinned, suddenly dressed in a maid's dress. "Cleaning! I love to clean!"

"AAAAGGGGHHH!" Jimmy screamed, holding her head in her hands. "W-WHAT THE HECK HAPPENED, TO SHIKA-NII! HOW DID HE-" But she was interrupted by another scream, this one even shriller than her eight-year-old-girl voice.

"YAAAAGGH! GET THEM OFF, GET THEM OFF!"

''What? Shino, what are you doing?" Hinata asked, frantically running to her companion, who was slapping his arms quite as frantically as she was running. ''Wh-what's wrong?" she stammered.

"Th-the bugs! Get them off! They're scaring me! Please get them off, Hinata, please, please, oh please! It's terrible, how could I live with something like this! I-I... Wh-what are they doing! Are they... YAAAGGHH! THEY'RE IN ME! THEY'RE IN ME! GET THEM OUT! GET THEM OUT! GET THEM OUT! GET THEM OUT! HINATA!" Shino screamed, still slapping himself.

Hinata stared at him stupidly.

Hinata turned around, facing Hyuun, very concerned, ''Hyuun, is it? W -what has happened to Shino?"

"The jutsu makes the victim- WHAT THE!" Hyuun gasped, running toward Lee, who was on the ground, moaning.

Kiba ran to him, feeling his head, "Lee? Lee? Are you okay?"

''No. I'm so tired. Why should I even try anymore? It's so pointless... I suck... The world sucks...Everyone sucks... Ooh... Maybe I'll just stop trying. I'm just gonna stop breathing... and beating my heart... and moving my blood... " Lee moaned, his face planted in the dirt.

Kiba released Lee's head. ''What kind of jutsu is this!"

"Wee! Let's go skip through the happy flowers!"

Kankuro and Temari stared in shock at their brother, along with Neji and Sasuke, holding hands, and skipping toward a small field of flowers near them. Gaara was smiling, giggling, skipping with Uchiha Sasuke!

"G-Gaara!" Temari stammered, smiling.

''WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO GAARA!" Kankuro shouted, nearly foaming in the mouth, "He's so... so... happy! How is that emotion even possible! Gaara!"

Gaara turned around, smiling, "Big brother Kankuro! Come here!"

"HECK, NO! YOU'LL MURDER ME!"

Glumly, Gaara held his head low, lower lip trembling. "Do you mean you wouldn't hug your little brother? Your very own sibling? That makes me so... so sad..." He held out his hands, smiling sheepishly, "Will you make me feel better?"

Kankuro broke out into a sprint, with Gaara happily skipping behind him, shouting, "C'mere, big brother Kankuro!"

"I'll give you a hug, Gaara!" Temari giggled, embracing her little brother in a warm hug. "I love you!" Gaara, surprised, hugged her back, resting his head on her shoulder.

"I-I love you too..."

While Neji and Sasuke were talking, about... very weird things. "Wow, Sasuke, these flowers are beautiful!" Neji exclaimed.

''Yeah, I know!" Sasuke chirped.

Ino, Sakura, Hinata, Kiba, Kankuro, Temari, and Jimmy all stared at the boys. Jimmy finally shook the shock out of her head, then screamed at Hyuun, ''What the heck does this jutsu do? I mean, Shino's slapping himself, Lee's on the ground being lazy, Neji and Sasuke are talking about flowers, Gaara's being sweet, and Shikamaru-chan is in a DRESS!"

Hyuun shook her head sadly, "I'm sorry... 1 didn't know Jiraiya would be able to block that attack... " But she looked Jimmy in the eye and explained, ''The Polar Opposite Jutsu channels energy into the opponent's brain, there is so much energy that it zaps their brains and befuddles their personalities. Which causes them to act this way. It's very useful if you want to confuse you enemy, so... But thankfully it only lasts for a limited amount of time."

"Oh, gee, thank god." Jimmy said sarcastically. ''Then what are we supposed to do for the remainder of the time!"

Rubbing her chin, Hyuun sighed, "Well, there's nothing we can do right now... so I guess we'll need to just wait."

The girls- and Kiba, Chouji and Kankuro- nodded. Temari smiled, then laughed, "Oh, I could enjoy this, I could enjoy this very well! Gaara's never showed any love toward me, so now's my only chance! But then again...Shikamaru..."

"Torn between two worlds, huh? That is so girly!" Kiba snorted.

"You dare insult a girl!" Hari shouted, ''Well, then, you'll need to face the wrath of, Summoning Cats Jutsu!" Hari made signs, then a low rumble began. Then it grew louder, and louder. Until a swarm of cats sprung from the trees, heading straight at Kiba.

"What the heck! Cats! I hate cats! Y AAGGH! GET AWAY FROM ME, KITTIES!" Kiba screamed, running around in circles as the swarm of cats chased him.

Temari raised an eyebrow, "You like torturing guys?" Hari nodded. "Cool. I could get along with someone like you. Friends?"

"Friends." Hari agreed, and they shook hands. Kankuro stared at the two of them disgustedly.

"G-guys... " Chouji stammered, pointing at something. "It's a giant squirrel. .. And I don't think it looks like it wants to give us a kiss, either!" Sure enough, there was a giant, mutated squirrel, drooling at them. "RUN!"

Everyone sprinted away, except for Gaara, who was holding a flower, but just stared at the squirrel and the screaming ninjas blankly. "Is it something I said?"