We really don't know where this came from. I am at my friend's house and we just randomly came up with this fic after we read a few humor drabbles. SEE WHAT FANFICS DO TO OUR MINDS!
A Random Fic
Orochimaru was skipping merrily down the road in a pink skirt, shirt, and high heels. He was going to Kabuto's house to go on their date tonight.
He knocked on his door. He saw Kabuto feeding his pet snake that he had given him for Christmas. "SNAKEY! How are you doing!"
Snakey hissed in reply.
Snakey climbed up his arm into Orochimaru's shirt then it went into his skirt and Kabuto said "Orochimaru let me get that for you."
"Okay go ahead."Orochimaru said in reply so then Kabuto reached into his skirt.
Right then Sasuke was walking by. He was in shock he yelled to Orochimaru "why have you betrayed me! I THOUGHT WHAT WE HAD WAS SPECIAL!" Then Sasuke collapsed into a heap on the ground in the middle of the highway. A few seconds later there was a such thing as a Sasuke highway patty.
In the meantime lets return to Kabuto and Orochimaru. They were in the middle of a full-blown make-out session. Than Kabuto piped up and said, "Let's continue this in the house."
THE END