Big Mac Mania
(Authors note: Please R&R! Please don't flame me! I hope you likey!)
Characters: Captain Jack Sparrow is Big Mac Blue-jay
Will Turner is Orlando Blossom
Elizabeth Swan is Lizzie Goose
Davy Jones is Squidee
Kraken is 8 legged kitty
Now onto the story!
BigMac: I want another Big Mac!
Lizzie: I want YOU, BigMac!
Blossom: HEY!
Lizzie: But I'm so hungry, and he's so tasty, with the lettuce, and the cheese…
Blossom: (drools) and don't forget the tomatoes!
Kitty: (Jumps on Lizzie's lap) (Authors note: kitty jumped 250 feet) Tomatoes are like, so gross! (In preppy voice, of course!)
Blossom: No way, tomatoes all the way! Hey, I'm a poet and didn't know it!
Lizzie: You didn't rhyme! You just repeated words!
Kitty: Well, I'm supposed to like, destroy your like, ship, but like, since BigMac is here… (drools, then faints.)
BigMac: Is that a dead Big Mac? (looking at fainted kitty)
Blossom: (whispers to Lizzie) I think it's been like… 3 hours since he had a Big Mac…
Lizzie: (eye's widen) ABANDON SHIP!
Kitty: Quick! Get me a Big Mac!
Squidee: That will be $3.95!
Kitty: Oh, that is like, SO over priced! I can buy it at McDonalds for like, $3.94 cents! I'm not taking this cheaper service!
Blossom: THE FLOWERS ARE BLOOMING! (Starts to cry, and wave like a beauty queen.)
Squidee: What's Blssom cryin about this time?
Lizzie: Flowers.
Squidee: OH MY GOSH! (Starts to cry, in happiness, of course!)
BigMac: Big… Mac…
Squidee: What's he starin a… AHHHH!
BigMac: (Eats Squidee) YUM!
Blossom and Lizzie: (Dart away)
BigMac: (Pulls Big Mac out of his pocket) Well, I guess it's just you and me now… (Eats Big Mac) Well, just me… (starts to sing) I'm all alone, there's no one here beside mmmmeeeeeeeeee!