"Alright, so it's settled. We pull the prank tonight." James looked around the castle grounds as he spoke.
"Indeed." Sirius smiled as he looked over at Snape who was currently battling with a Niffler. "Pink, green, or purple?"
"How about periwinkle?"
James and Sirius looked slowly over at a hopeful Remus with a very perplexed look on their faces.
"Periwinkle?" Sirius spat the word at Remus.
"Yeah... I-I-it's a lovely mix between blue and purple..." Remus laughed nervously and bit his lip looking down.
"Periwinkle..." Sirius shook his head.
"Does it go nicely with pink?" James tilted his head to the side and furrowed his eyebrows at Remus.
"Err... well if it's a soft pink, I suppose it would look alright."
Sirius rolled his eyes and furrowed his eyebrows. "We're not trying to make it look pretty ladies."
"Hey! Hey I am no lady. I'm a man, thank-you very much." James narrowed his eyes at Sirius.
"I beg to differ." Remus smirked.
"What?" James's face went slightly pale. "What," He cleared his throat. "Wh- what are you talking about?"
Remus smiled widely and winked. "Nothing."
"Nothing my ass." Sirius looked at James and raised an eyebrow. "What's this 'I beg to differ' nonsense?" He made quotation marks with his fingers in the air as he repeated what Remus had said.
"Exactly that."
"Exactly what?"
"Nothing." Remus smiled and closed his book as he stood. "Care of Magical Creatures is over-" Remus looked up as the bell rang signifying the end of class. "Now."
"Seriously what is this 'I beg to differ'?" Sirius stood quickly and hoisted his bag onto his shoulders.
"It's nothing." This time it was James who spoke.
"You two know something I don't. I don't like being left out of the loop... spill it."
"Honestly it's nothing." James gave Sirius a severe look and turned to walk up to the castle for lunch.
Remus had begun to think he shouldn't have said anything. Remus stayed behind, as usual to wait for Sirius. "Have you ever thought of packing before class ends? Or even just keeping some of your supplies in your bag?" Remus readjusted his bag and crossed his arms.
"Well you don't have to wait for me you know. And besides, why would I do that? It's the easy way out." Sirius grinned as he fastened the clasp on his bag. He stood and swung it over his shoulder.
"You're so... so..."
"So what...?"
"UGH!" Remus flung his arms in the air, turned, and began to walk towards the stairs leading back to the castle.
"Hey drama queen you forgot your quill." Sirius shouted after him.
"Fu-" Remus turned around. "ck..."
"I wouldn't mind that at all." Sirius had sped up the stairs and was standing just inches from Remus's face as he smiled, holding the quill.
Remus took the quill from his hands, and kissed Sirius's nose. "Only if we cuddle afterwards."
"Done." Sirius wrapped his arms around Remus's body and placed his hands on his butt, lifting him up. Remus instinctively wrapped his legs and arms around Sirius's body and yelped. "Oooh, like that do you?" Remus smiled widely and bent his neck so he could kiss Sirius.
He placed his lips softly on Sirius's and in a matter of seconds was darting his tongue into Sirius's mouth. Remus enjoyed the sweet flavor of Sirius's mouth. Remus ended the kiss and smiled seductively. "Would you like me to help you with that?"
"Help with wha...?"
Remus waited for Sirius to let go of him and let him stand on the ground. He then smiled and slowly dragged his hand down Sirius's shirt and down to his crotch. He cupped Sirius's crotch with his hand and squeezed his hand slightly, earning a small moan from Sirius. "That."
"Oh God..." Sirius looked off to the side and drew his lips into his mouth, moving his hips slightly forward. "We...we're in... Oh!" He yelped as Remus moved his hand slightly, still holding his crotch. Sirius cleared his throat and looked down at Remus.
"Mmm... are you sure?" Remus smiled as he stepped closer and moved his hand away from his crotch and towards his hip. He then placed both his hands on Sirius's hips and pulled him close to his own body, slowly moving his hands around to Sirius's butt. "Because... I wouldn't mind..." Remus leant forward and kissed an exposed part of Sirius' neck.
Sirius moved his head to expose more skin and groaned. "God... yes..."
"Yes you want it..." Remus kissed him again and moved his hips against Sirius's, enjoying the reaction from down below. "Or yes meaning no."
Sirius took in a deep breath. "I'm going to regret..." He grunted again as Remus moved slightly. "Regret this... but yes meaning no..."
"Mmm... too bad..." Remus kissed his neck again and moved slightly away from Sirius body looking down, smiling he looked up again. "Since you're already prepared for me to help."
Sirius rolled his head back and sighed, letting Remus take his hand. They walked in silence for a moment. "Tonight then." He flipped his robe over his crotch and was thankful that his erection was hidden.
"But the prank is tonight, Siri. You can't want postpone it again."
"Aw shit!"
Remus smiled and slid his hand around Sirius's waist, letting his hand rest on his hip as they walked.
"You are such a tease."
Remus's mouth dropped. "What?"
"You knew that the prank was tonight, but you went ahead and... and did that."
Remus laughed to himself as they came upon the castle's entrance. "I wanted to make sure you still wanted me."
"Remy... I always want you. You-you prance around here-"
"Hey! I don't prance."
"Okay flounce."
"I don't do that either!"
"Fine! Walk! You walk around here strutting your stuff – and yes, you strut." He stopped Remus before he could protest. Remus closed his mouth. "Smiling that smile, chewing on those amazing lips when you're confused – and you expect me not to notice?"
"Well..."
"Exactly. Remus have you got any idea how hard it is to – stop laughing." Sirius narrowed his eyes as he looked down at Remus. Remus brought his lips in and suppressed his smile. "How hard it is to resist you? Do you know that every time you take off your cloak, uncovering your body I have to suppress the very prominent urge to rip off your clothing and ravish you senseless infront of everyone? And bloody hell I even end up getting hard just watching you drink your tea."
Remus stopped and looked up at Sirius biting his lip. "Oooh... I'm sorry." He bit his lip again.
Sirius took in a shaking breath and threw his hands in to the air. "Now you give me the look. You're going to be the death of me Remus Lupin."
Remus smiled slightly and bit his lip again. "Well... at least you'll die happy..."
Sirius rolled his eyes and walked into the hall. Remus followed close behind him grabbing his butt and then walked quicker so that he would make it to the table first. He sat down beside James. Sirius sat down and quickly brought his robes infront of him.
"What took you two so long?"
"Something came up." Remus smiled.
Sirius' eyes went wide as he looked at his plate, and his cheeks went red. James looked from Remus to Sirius, and back again with a confused look on his face. Then it dawned on him. "Oooh gross! You guuyys! That's disgusting!"
Remus laughed happily and Sirius closed his eyes, his cheeks turning an even deeper shade of crimson.
The rest of the day had passed considerably quickly – though Peter had mixed the wrong ingredients in Potions causing his robes to go a violent shade of orange and pink, and Sirius had somehow managed to turn an iguana into a rat with a forked tongue and scales. The boys made their way back to the common room as soon as class had finished. They gathered in their usual secluded corner.
"Alright, so here's what's going to happen. Peter, you'll be... PETER!" James smacked him upside the head. "Damnit! Pay attention – this is important."
Peter rubbed his head and turned his attention away from Laura. "Yeah, sorry..."
James rolled his eyes. "As I was saying, Peter you'll be in charge of luring Snape and Malfoy into this room." James pointed to a small classroom adjacent to the main foyer in the school.
"How am I going to manage that?"
"You'll tell them you know the answers to the upcoming Muggle Studies test."
Remus reached into his bag and brought out a small booklet. "I made this up, so you'll be able to actually show them something."
"Great! But what if they don't come with me."
"Trust me, they'll come." Sirius smirked.
"Yeah, they're always up for cheating. But anyway, Sirius and I will be waiting in this room, ready to cast the spell. Do you remember what it is, Sirius?"
"Indeed I do."
"Good. From there, Sirius and I will cast the spells – and then we have to push them into the foyer."
"How are we going to do that?" Peter frowned.
Remus rolled his eyes and leant forward as he looked up from his book. "Peter... you place your hands on their back, open the door, and push. Sirius and James will help."
"...Oh... well then what?"
"Then everyone laughs, and we get out of there as quickly as we can." Sirius smiled proudly.
James nodded as he looked at him. "Yeah, and we're going to do it just as dinner is starting."
"...Are you sure that's the right time to do it?"
"Jesus Peter, we've been thinking this over for months. We know what we're doing." James nearly smacked Peter over the head.
"Yeah, come on. Just trust us on this one." Sirius smiled and looked over at Remus. "You sure you don't want to help?"
"Yeah. I'm sure. I did my job – I made the fake test."
The boys went over the plan again, and after they were through, James headed upstairs to grab his invisibility cloak.
"So you're really going through with it, aren't you?"
"Well... Yeah." He turned to look at Lily. She crossed her eyes and looked down.
"Why are you always so horrible towards them?" She looked up again, her eyebrows furrowed.
"Because they're horrible to us." He stepped forward.
Lily retreated a step. She looked deep into her eyes and shook her head as she walked away. "This will only cause more trouble. I don't understand any of you."
James watched her leave and then moved into his room. He successfully found his Invisibility cloak and made it downstairs.
"Alright... let's go."
The 3 boys nodded and they made for the portrait.
"Oh... Peter – take this." Remus handed him the folded parchment with the fake test on it. "You'll need to give it to them."
"Yeah, thanks." Peter smiled and shoved it into his cloak.
The boys walked in a line down towards the foyer, and Sirius spotted Lucius and Serverus first. "There they are! Peter... move!"
Peter nodded and walked up to them. "Hey..."
Lucius turned around and crossed his arms sneering. "What do you want, Pettigrew?"
"It's not really a question of what I want... it's a question of what you want." Peter smiled slyly as he reached into this cloak. He showed them the corner of the parchment.
Serverus's eyes went wide as he stared at it. "What is that?"
Peter looked around and leaned forward. "The answers to the upcoming Muggle Studies test."
Lucius eyed him. "Why are you giving it to us? For all we know it's fake."
Peter's heart started to race. "It's not... trust me – I swiped it from the Professor's drawer myself."
Serverus eyed him suspiciously and crossed his arms. "Why do you want to help us?"
"Because I've shown everyone. It's only fair that I show you."
"Typical Gryffindor." Lucius scoffed.
"Shut up and follow me." Peter narrowed his eyes at him and led them both towards the designated room. "Get in." Peter opened the door and once they were inside, shut it quickly.
Lucius and Snape had come face to face with two floating wands. Before Lucius and Serverus had the chance to reach for their own wands, they saw two streaks of magic come out of the end of their assailants wands, one of a purplish-blue tinge, the other a soft pink.
The boys suddenly felt their robes change into dresses, and their hair change into a dramatic up do. Serverus looked down at his body and noticed that under the periwinkle colored dress, his chest was growing in size. His eyes flew open in shock as he stared at Lucius. His pink dress was a soft pink color, and the skirt was puffy - his chest was growing as well.
"What the-" Serverus's hands instantly flew up towards his neck. His voice had gone up quite a few octaves. His face melted into a look of horror as Lucius spoke.
"What in God's name did you do to us?" He gulped quickly when he noticed the change in his voice.
Sirius, and James began to laugh uncontrollably as they flung off the invisibility cloak, and turned around the two young ladies and shoving them into the hallway.
Everyone had stopped to look in the direction of the slammed door. Lucius and Serverus stood in the hallway, in their gowns, breasts, and high heels. Their faces contorted into looks of complete and utter bewilderment as everyone started to crowd around and laugh at them.
"Wow! I didn't think that you two were into role-playing! Let alone eachother!" A man with dreadlocks named Jack Jordan stepped up.
"Shut it Jordan!" Lucius immediately regretted speaking as his high, girlish voice rang out among the students.
The crowd erupted in even more laughter. Somewhere in the crowd, Serverus heard girls chanting 'Snape and Malfoy – sitting in a tree... k-i-s-s-i-n- g!'. Serverus made to storm out of the foyer when he lost his footing and fell flat on the ground, his dress somewhere above his head – exposing his frilly pink underwear for everyone to see. The laugher roared as Lucius tried to move to help him up – but it only resulted in the same thing.
One girl pointed at his underwear and shouted above the crowd. "Nice fit, Malfoy! But the frills are a bit much, don't you think?"
"What is going on?!" McGonagall hurriedly pushed her way infront of everyone. "Oh my..." She put her hand to her mouth as she gasped.
"These ladies were just out for an evening stroll Professor." Jack smiled and gestured his arm towards Serverus and Lucius.
"That is enough! Everyone to dinner! NOW!" McGonagall rushed forwards and took the boys by their arms, leading them off towards her office. Serverus and Lucius walked on weak ankles, trying not to trip again.
"That was AMAZING! Did you see their faces?!" Sirius fell into the couch and started to laugh.
"Serverus did have a nice rack, I must admit." James took off his glasses as he rubbed his tearing eyes.
Remus shook his head and smiled. He sat in on the couch next to Sirius who was still convulsing with laughter.
James, Sirius and Peter all roared with laughter again as they spoke about the dresses. Each of the boys found it hard to breath – as they were laughing so hard. Remus simply sat on the couch and smiled at them, shaking his head.
"Oh my God... that was fantastic." Sirius shook his head and wiped his eyes.
"This is definitely going down in the books as the best prank yet." Peter smiled as he wiped his eyes.
James nodded and immediately stopped laughing when he heard the portrait door open. All 4 boys looked towards the portrait in a dead silence.
McGonagall stood with her arms crossed. "What in heavens name has gotten into you boys?"
"I... we were just-" Sirius began.
"50 points!"
"What?" James gawked at her.
"From each of you!"
"But that's 200 points Professor!" Sirius's mouth hung open and his eyes were wide.
"Well, I'm glad that you are still capable of doing math, Mr. Black! This was completely uncalled for, and as your Head of House, I have decided that all four of you will receive two weeks worth of detention."
"But Professor-"
"No buts – do you want me to make it a month Mr. Potter? You will serve your detentions with Mr. Filch." She pursed her lips and made for the portrait.
All of the boys sat in silence with shocked looks on their faces.
"Shit." Sirius spoke loudly.
"You said it." James sighed as he stood up. "I hate Hogwarts."
"I can't believe we lost 200 points." Peter growled as he stood, walking towards the portrait.
"You two coming?" James turned around and looked at Remus and Sirius.
"Not hungry." Sirius spoke as he stared at the ground.
"Neither." Remus said quietly.
"Alright... see you." James walked towards the portrait. "Gryffindor is going to kill us..."
Remus and Sirius sat in silence. Remus had begun to play with a piece of loose fabric that was coming off of the couch. Sirius simply sat quietly looking into the fire.
"I can't believe how horrible this turned out."
"Yeah... I didn't expect it." Sirius spoke gently. "I mean... 200 points Remy! We'll never win the house cup. Not to mention everyone is going to hate us once they find out."
Remus moved over slowly and sat close to Sirius, bringing his knees up. Sirius then placed his arm around Remus's shoulders, resting his head on Remus'. Remus placed his arm on Sirius's warm thigh, and his hand underneath his thigh, near his knee.
The boys sat in each other's arms for a while before Sirius spoke. "Why do you love me?"
"Because you fill the empty part in my soul. You make me feel real and alive."
"...Really?" Sirius spoke quietly, as if he didn't believe Remus.
Remus moved his body and sat facing his boyfriend. "Siri..." He leant forward and kissed him tenderly on the lips. "You're an amazing person, your everything to me. Without you... I'm lost."
Sirius looked towards the fire.
Remus leant back and his whole body went cold and numb. "You're breaking up with me."
Sirius looked at his boyfriend, tears stood in his amber eyes. Sirius leant forward and wiped away an escaped tear. "I wouldn't ever do that, Remy." Sirius moved his position and brought his legs up, crossing them.
"Then... then why are you-"
"Because I've never asked why before." He smiled and leant forward, kissing Remus. He felt a salty tear enter his mouth as he kissed him. Sirius took Remus in his arms and held him close. "Remus... I've never felt like this before... I've never loved someone so much that it hurt. I've never wanted to completely change who I was in order to make one person happy and risk loosing everyone else in my life." He pulled back and looked into Remus's eyes. "I wouldn't be able to live if you weren't by my side, fur and all."
Remus broke into a small laugh and looked down. He ran his hands from Sirius' knees up his thighs. Remus looked up into Sirius's blue eyes. "Lily and I kissed..."
Sirius nodded and smiled. "I know."
"How?"
"She told me when we got back from Hogsmede. She felt guilty about doing it."
"You're not mad at us are you?"
Sirius smiled again. "No." He put his hands on Remus's and leaned forward. "I don't think I have it in me to be mad at you." He kissed Remus again. "God... I can't get enough of you. It's like you're a drug of some kind."
Remus laughed and moved his hands closer to Sirius's crotch. He looked down and smiled briefly. "I..."
"Yes?"
"I... I want you to..."
"Remus..."
"I want you to take my virginity."
"Indeed." Sirius smiled as he looked over at Snape who was currently battling with a Niffler. "Pink, green, or purple?"
"How about periwinkle?"
James and Sirius looked slowly over at a hopeful Remus with a very perplexed look on their faces.
"Periwinkle?" Sirius spat the word at Remus.
"Yeah... I-I-it's a lovely mix between blue and purple..." Remus laughed nervously and bit his lip looking down.
"Periwinkle..." Sirius shook his head.
"Does it go nicely with pink?" James tilted his head to the side and furrowed his eyebrows at Remus.
"Err... well if it's a soft pink, I suppose it would look alright."
Sirius rolled his eyes and furrowed his eyebrows. "We're not trying to make it look pretty ladies."
"Hey! Hey I am no lady. I'm a man, thank-you very much." James narrowed his eyes at Sirius.
"I beg to differ." Remus smirked.
"What?" James's face went slightly pale. "What," He cleared his throat. "Wh- what are you talking about?"
Remus smiled widely and winked. "Nothing."
"Nothing my ass." Sirius looked at James and raised an eyebrow. "What's this 'I beg to differ' nonsense?" He made quotation marks with his fingers in the air as he repeated what Remus had said.
"Exactly that."
"Exactly what?"
"Nothing." Remus smiled and closed his book as he stood. "Care of Magical Creatures is over-" Remus looked up as the bell rang signifying the end of class. "Now."
"Seriously what is this 'I beg to differ'?" Sirius stood quickly and hoisted his bag onto his shoulders.
"It's nothing." This time it was James who spoke.
"You two know something I don't. I don't like being left out of the loop... spill it."
"Honestly it's nothing." James gave Sirius a severe look and turned to walk up to the castle for lunch.
Remus had begun to think he shouldn't have said anything. Remus stayed behind, as usual to wait for Sirius. "Have you ever thought of packing before class ends? Or even just keeping some of your supplies in your bag?" Remus readjusted his bag and crossed his arms.
"Well you don't have to wait for me you know. And besides, why would I do that? It's the easy way out." Sirius grinned as he fastened the clasp on his bag. He stood and swung it over his shoulder.
"You're so... so..."
"So what...?"
"UGH!" Remus flung his arms in the air, turned, and began to walk towards the stairs leading back to the castle.
"Hey drama queen you forgot your quill." Sirius shouted after him.
"Fu-" Remus turned around. "ck..."
"I wouldn't mind that at all." Sirius had sped up the stairs and was standing just inches from Remus's face as he smiled, holding the quill.
Remus took the quill from his hands, and kissed Sirius's nose. "Only if we cuddle afterwards."
"Done." Sirius wrapped his arms around Remus's body and placed his hands on his butt, lifting him up. Remus instinctively wrapped his legs and arms around Sirius's body and yelped. "Oooh, like that do you?" Remus smiled widely and bent his neck so he could kiss Sirius.
He placed his lips softly on Sirius's and in a matter of seconds was darting his tongue into Sirius's mouth. Remus enjoyed the sweet flavor of Sirius's mouth. Remus ended the kiss and smiled seductively. "Would you like me to help you with that?"
"Help with wha...?"
Remus waited for Sirius to let go of him and let him stand on the ground. He then smiled and slowly dragged his hand down Sirius's shirt and down to his crotch. He cupped Sirius's crotch with his hand and squeezed his hand slightly, earning a small moan from Sirius. "That."
"Oh God..." Sirius looked off to the side and drew his lips into his mouth, moving his hips slightly forward. "We...we're in... Oh!" He yelped as Remus moved his hand slightly, still holding his crotch. Sirius cleared his throat and looked down at Remus.
"Mmm... are you sure?" Remus smiled as he stepped closer and moved his hand away from his crotch and towards his hip. He then placed both his hands on Sirius's hips and pulled him close to his own body, slowly moving his hands around to Sirius's butt. "Because... I wouldn't mind..." Remus leant forward and kissed an exposed part of Sirius' neck.
Sirius moved his head to expose more skin and groaned. "God... yes..."
"Yes you want it..." Remus kissed him again and moved his hips against Sirius's, enjoying the reaction from down below. "Or yes meaning no."
Sirius took in a deep breath. "I'm going to regret..." He grunted again as Remus moved slightly. "Regret this... but yes meaning no..."
"Mmm... too bad..." Remus kissed his neck again and moved slightly away from Sirius body looking down, smiling he looked up again. "Since you're already prepared for me to help."
Sirius rolled his head back and sighed, letting Remus take his hand. They walked in silence for a moment. "Tonight then." He flipped his robe over his crotch and was thankful that his erection was hidden.
"But the prank is tonight, Siri. You can't want postpone it again."
"Aw shit!"
Remus smiled and slid his hand around Sirius's waist, letting his hand rest on his hip as they walked.
"You are such a tease."
Remus's mouth dropped. "What?"
"You knew that the prank was tonight, but you went ahead and... and did that."
Remus laughed to himself as they came upon the castle's entrance. "I wanted to make sure you still wanted me."
"Remy... I always want you. You-you prance around here-"
"Hey! I don't prance."
"Okay flounce."
"I don't do that either!"
"Fine! Walk! You walk around here strutting your stuff – and yes, you strut." He stopped Remus before he could protest. Remus closed his mouth. "Smiling that smile, chewing on those amazing lips when you're confused – and you expect me not to notice?"
"Well..."
"Exactly. Remus have you got any idea how hard it is to – stop laughing." Sirius narrowed his eyes as he looked down at Remus. Remus brought his lips in and suppressed his smile. "How hard it is to resist you? Do you know that every time you take off your cloak, uncovering your body I have to suppress the very prominent urge to rip off your clothing and ravish you senseless infront of everyone? And bloody hell I even end up getting hard just watching you drink your tea."
Remus stopped and looked up at Sirius biting his lip. "Oooh... I'm sorry." He bit his lip again.
Sirius took in a shaking breath and threw his hands in to the air. "Now you give me the look. You're going to be the death of me Remus Lupin."
Remus smiled slightly and bit his lip again. "Well... at least you'll die happy..."
Sirius rolled his eyes and walked into the hall. Remus followed close behind him grabbing his butt and then walked quicker so that he would make it to the table first. He sat down beside James. Sirius sat down and quickly brought his robes infront of him.
"What took you two so long?"
"Something came up." Remus smiled.
Sirius' eyes went wide as he looked at his plate, and his cheeks went red. James looked from Remus to Sirius, and back again with a confused look on his face. Then it dawned on him. "Oooh gross! You guuyys! That's disgusting!"
Remus laughed happily and Sirius closed his eyes, his cheeks turning an even deeper shade of crimson.
The rest of the day had passed considerably quickly – though Peter had mixed the wrong ingredients in Potions causing his robes to go a violent shade of orange and pink, and Sirius had somehow managed to turn an iguana into a rat with a forked tongue and scales. The boys made their way back to the common room as soon as class had finished. They gathered in their usual secluded corner.
"Alright, so here's what's going to happen. Peter, you'll be... PETER!" James smacked him upside the head. "Damnit! Pay attention – this is important."
Peter rubbed his head and turned his attention away from Laura. "Yeah, sorry..."
James rolled his eyes. "As I was saying, Peter you'll be in charge of luring Snape and Malfoy into this room." James pointed to a small classroom adjacent to the main foyer in the school.
"How am I going to manage that?"
"You'll tell them you know the answers to the upcoming Muggle Studies test."
Remus reached into his bag and brought out a small booklet. "I made this up, so you'll be able to actually show them something."
"Great! But what if they don't come with me."
"Trust me, they'll come." Sirius smirked.
"Yeah, they're always up for cheating. But anyway, Sirius and I will be waiting in this room, ready to cast the spell. Do you remember what it is, Sirius?"
"Indeed I do."
"Good. From there, Sirius and I will cast the spells – and then we have to push them into the foyer."
"How are we going to do that?" Peter frowned.
Remus rolled his eyes and leant forward as he looked up from his book. "Peter... you place your hands on their back, open the door, and push. Sirius and James will help."
"...Oh... well then what?"
"Then everyone laughs, and we get out of there as quickly as we can." Sirius smiled proudly.
James nodded as he looked at him. "Yeah, and we're going to do it just as dinner is starting."
"...Are you sure that's the right time to do it?"
"Jesus Peter, we've been thinking this over for months. We know what we're doing." James nearly smacked Peter over the head.
"Yeah, come on. Just trust us on this one." Sirius smiled and looked over at Remus. "You sure you don't want to help?"
"Yeah. I'm sure. I did my job – I made the fake test."
The boys went over the plan again, and after they were through, James headed upstairs to grab his invisibility cloak.
"So you're really going through with it, aren't you?"
"Well... Yeah." He turned to look at Lily. She crossed her eyes and looked down.
"Why are you always so horrible towards them?" She looked up again, her eyebrows furrowed.
"Because they're horrible to us." He stepped forward.
Lily retreated a step. She looked deep into her eyes and shook her head as she walked away. "This will only cause more trouble. I don't understand any of you."
James watched her leave and then moved into his room. He successfully found his Invisibility cloak and made it downstairs.
"Alright... let's go."
The 3 boys nodded and they made for the portrait.
"Oh... Peter – take this." Remus handed him the folded parchment with the fake test on it. "You'll need to give it to them."
"Yeah, thanks." Peter smiled and shoved it into his cloak.
The boys walked in a line down towards the foyer, and Sirius spotted Lucius and Serverus first. "There they are! Peter... move!"
Peter nodded and walked up to them. "Hey..."
Lucius turned around and crossed his arms sneering. "What do you want, Pettigrew?"
"It's not really a question of what I want... it's a question of what you want." Peter smiled slyly as he reached into this cloak. He showed them the corner of the parchment.
Serverus's eyes went wide as he stared at it. "What is that?"
Peter looked around and leaned forward. "The answers to the upcoming Muggle Studies test."
Lucius eyed him. "Why are you giving it to us? For all we know it's fake."
Peter's heart started to race. "It's not... trust me – I swiped it from the Professor's drawer myself."
Serverus eyed him suspiciously and crossed his arms. "Why do you want to help us?"
"Because I've shown everyone. It's only fair that I show you."
"Typical Gryffindor." Lucius scoffed.
"Shut up and follow me." Peter narrowed his eyes at him and led them both towards the designated room. "Get in." Peter opened the door and once they were inside, shut it quickly.
Lucius and Snape had come face to face with two floating wands. Before Lucius and Serverus had the chance to reach for their own wands, they saw two streaks of magic come out of the end of their assailants wands, one of a purplish-blue tinge, the other a soft pink.
The boys suddenly felt their robes change into dresses, and their hair change into a dramatic up do. Serverus looked down at his body and noticed that under the periwinkle colored dress, his chest was growing in size. His eyes flew open in shock as he stared at Lucius. His pink dress was a soft pink color, and the skirt was puffy - his chest was growing as well.
"What the-" Serverus's hands instantly flew up towards his neck. His voice had gone up quite a few octaves. His face melted into a look of horror as Lucius spoke.
"What in God's name did you do to us?" He gulped quickly when he noticed the change in his voice.
Sirius, and James began to laugh uncontrollably as they flung off the invisibility cloak, and turned around the two young ladies and shoving them into the hallway.
Everyone had stopped to look in the direction of the slammed door. Lucius and Serverus stood in the hallway, in their gowns, breasts, and high heels. Their faces contorted into looks of complete and utter bewilderment as everyone started to crowd around and laugh at them.
"Wow! I didn't think that you two were into role-playing! Let alone eachother!" A man with dreadlocks named Jack Jordan stepped up.
"Shut it Jordan!" Lucius immediately regretted speaking as his high, girlish voice rang out among the students.
The crowd erupted in even more laughter. Somewhere in the crowd, Serverus heard girls chanting 'Snape and Malfoy – sitting in a tree... k-i-s-s-i-n- g!'. Serverus made to storm out of the foyer when he lost his footing and fell flat on the ground, his dress somewhere above his head – exposing his frilly pink underwear for everyone to see. The laugher roared as Lucius tried to move to help him up – but it only resulted in the same thing.
One girl pointed at his underwear and shouted above the crowd. "Nice fit, Malfoy! But the frills are a bit much, don't you think?"
"What is going on?!" McGonagall hurriedly pushed her way infront of everyone. "Oh my..." She put her hand to her mouth as she gasped.
"These ladies were just out for an evening stroll Professor." Jack smiled and gestured his arm towards Serverus and Lucius.
"That is enough! Everyone to dinner! NOW!" McGonagall rushed forwards and took the boys by their arms, leading them off towards her office. Serverus and Lucius walked on weak ankles, trying not to trip again.
"That was AMAZING! Did you see their faces?!" Sirius fell into the couch and started to laugh.
"Serverus did have a nice rack, I must admit." James took off his glasses as he rubbed his tearing eyes.
Remus shook his head and smiled. He sat in on the couch next to Sirius who was still convulsing with laughter.
James, Sirius and Peter all roared with laughter again as they spoke about the dresses. Each of the boys found it hard to breath – as they were laughing so hard. Remus simply sat on the couch and smiled at them, shaking his head.
"Oh my God... that was fantastic." Sirius shook his head and wiped his eyes.
"This is definitely going down in the books as the best prank yet." Peter smiled as he wiped his eyes.
James nodded and immediately stopped laughing when he heard the portrait door open. All 4 boys looked towards the portrait in a dead silence.
McGonagall stood with her arms crossed. "What in heavens name has gotten into you boys?"
"I... we were just-" Sirius began.
"50 points!"
"What?" James gawked at her.
"From each of you!"
"But that's 200 points Professor!" Sirius's mouth hung open and his eyes were wide.
"Well, I'm glad that you are still capable of doing math, Mr. Black! This was completely uncalled for, and as your Head of House, I have decided that all four of you will receive two weeks worth of detention."
"But Professor-"
"No buts – do you want me to make it a month Mr. Potter? You will serve your detentions with Mr. Filch." She pursed her lips and made for the portrait.
All of the boys sat in silence with shocked looks on their faces.
"Shit." Sirius spoke loudly.
"You said it." James sighed as he stood up. "I hate Hogwarts."
"I can't believe we lost 200 points." Peter growled as he stood, walking towards the portrait.
"You two coming?" James turned around and looked at Remus and Sirius.
"Not hungry." Sirius spoke as he stared at the ground.
"Neither." Remus said quietly.
"Alright... see you." James walked towards the portrait. "Gryffindor is going to kill us..."
Remus and Sirius sat in silence. Remus had begun to play with a piece of loose fabric that was coming off of the couch. Sirius simply sat quietly looking into the fire.
"I can't believe how horrible this turned out."
"Yeah... I didn't expect it." Sirius spoke gently. "I mean... 200 points Remy! We'll never win the house cup. Not to mention everyone is going to hate us once they find out."
Remus moved over slowly and sat close to Sirius, bringing his knees up. Sirius then placed his arm around Remus's shoulders, resting his head on Remus'. Remus placed his arm on Sirius's warm thigh, and his hand underneath his thigh, near his knee.
The boys sat in each other's arms for a while before Sirius spoke. "Why do you love me?"
"Because you fill the empty part in my soul. You make me feel real and alive."
"...Really?" Sirius spoke quietly, as if he didn't believe Remus.
Remus moved his body and sat facing his boyfriend. "Siri..." He leant forward and kissed him tenderly on the lips. "You're an amazing person, your everything to me. Without you... I'm lost."
Sirius looked towards the fire.
Remus leant back and his whole body went cold and numb. "You're breaking up with me."
Sirius looked at his boyfriend, tears stood in his amber eyes. Sirius leant forward and wiped away an escaped tear. "I wouldn't ever do that, Remy." Sirius moved his position and brought his legs up, crossing them.
"Then... then why are you-"
"Because I've never asked why before." He smiled and leant forward, kissing Remus. He felt a salty tear enter his mouth as he kissed him. Sirius took Remus in his arms and held him close. "Remus... I've never felt like this before... I've never loved someone so much that it hurt. I've never wanted to completely change who I was in order to make one person happy and risk loosing everyone else in my life." He pulled back and looked into Remus's eyes. "I wouldn't be able to live if you weren't by my side, fur and all."
Remus broke into a small laugh and looked down. He ran his hands from Sirius' knees up his thighs. Remus looked up into Sirius's blue eyes. "Lily and I kissed..."
Sirius nodded and smiled. "I know."
"How?"
"She told me when we got back from Hogsmede. She felt guilty about doing it."
"You're not mad at us are you?"
Sirius smiled again. "No." He put his hands on Remus's and leaned forward. "I don't think I have it in me to be mad at you." He kissed Remus again. "God... I can't get enough of you. It's like you're a drug of some kind."
Remus laughed and moved his hands closer to Sirius's crotch. He looked down and smiled briefly. "I..."
"Yes?"
"I... I want you to..."
"Remus..."
"I want you to take my virginity."