Disclaimer: yeah, yeah I know I don't own Harry potter, I mean if I did why would I waste my damn time on this fan site I'd be rich.
The truth part two
You so I was like chilling, with that whiny ass Quirell, in the room with Dumbledore's magic mirror.
"I'm not sure about this master.." said Quirell.
I was so pissed I was all like, "SHUT UP YOU LITTLE BITCH"
Then suddenly the lil prat harry potter came in strutting wit his big glasses what not, trying to act like he was all gangsta. Man that little git pisses me off! So the little boy was so scared he started talking about all this crap about snape of something.
So I be all like, "yo go ask da boy where dat stone be."
I had one of those sinus colds that week, so my voice was all raspy, and creepy. So he told all this crap about getting the cleanest cup for his house or something. But I saw that lil bitch wink in the mirror and get that stone.
Now I wasn't about lose the chance to get my body back so I decided to make a lil deal with this punk.
"Yo Harry, me and you can bring your mum and dad back, just hand over da stone."
Now I was being honest I missed James (even if he was a cheatin lil punk ass bitch) and Lilly. But he thought I was foolin' wit his head and called me a liar. Now I don't why he thought I was lyin, the kid must have been high. Qureill knew if he didn't get the stone for me he wouldn't get paid. So he snapped his fingers and fire went all around data little stadium. Then he attacked the little punk and his skin started burning I told that bitch to put on sunscreen if he was going to start a fire. When his body was destroyed, dawg I was crying, "Oh shit, damn you potter I'm so fucked up now. And cause I was blinded from my tears I went through Harry on accident, just as Dumbledore came that little faker fainted. So it's seem like I was the bad guy then Dumbledore tried to shoot me with his lil fancy new pistol he been bragging about all week(trying to score some bitches what a shithole he better not touch my woman Hermione, hey age don't matter) . Dumbledore was probably drunk again, that's why he shot, and then he couldn't remember a word so he took Harry's side of the story. Man someday I'm gonna get that lil bitch