Warnings: Does not take place in any particular timeline, the beginning starts off a little slow. On a side note, the Hidden Rain and Grass are just a bit north-east of the Leaf, I'm not sure how long it would actually take them to get there, but it's closer then the Sand but still fairly far away, so I'm just saying it takes about a day.
Pairing: Kiba/Naru
Summery: Neither of them were very good at following orders, but that's not always a bad thing.
Genre: Romanca, a dash of drama
Rating: R for a couple 'mature' parts.
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''-thoughts
Sometimes, when he was bored and had nothing else to do, Kiba would talk to Akamaru, who usually fell asleep within the first five minutes, but that was beside the point. Kiba would talk about anything and everything, topics ranging from training to family matters. But he hardly ever strayed from his favorite topic. You see, Kiba was never good at following orders, and he was more likely to do something just to piss you off then do what you said. He just liked the sweet mix of anger, shock and fear that people had on their face when he disobeyed them. He would never do it on a mission, or do it to seriously hurt someone; in fact he hardly did it anymore, but there was just too much curiosity inside of him when his mother first said. "I don't want you to ever go near that boy." Naturally Kiba ignored her and started paying attention to the blonde, playing with him on the swings, talking with him, watching him grow older. Then blonde then began getting loud, annoying and one day Kiba just stopped, until Naruto started to become even more interesting, and there was always that lingering need to break the rules, to get closer to the blonde than anyone ever had. This is why Akamaru always fell asleep, he couldn't stand listening to Kiba go on about his non-existent love life.
Sometimes, when he couldn't sleep and the only sounds he heard was the beating of his heart and his own breathing, Naruto would think. He would think of many things, current prank projects, how to beat Sasuke-teme, how to win the affections of Sakura-chan, but sometimes, when he ran out of interesting topics to think about, he would dwell upon his past. It wasn't that dark of a subject, because he'd only think of one thing, a lost friend. Back then he had no dream to be Hokage, he'd been quiet and shy, Kiba had been his complete opposite, then he found his goal, his reason to live, he became the person he was now, but Kiba was never the same to him again. And sometimes, just as Naruto fell asleep, a tear would track down his cheek.
"Good morning Sakura-chan… Eh?" Blue eyes widened, mouth opening to an 'o' shape, surprise showing clearly on his face, he pointed a finger angrily and said. "What are you guys doing here!" There stood the rest of team 7 and team 8, well, excluding Kakashi of course. "Naruto, be nice!" Sakura commanded, Naruto frowned but nodded, falling into place beside Sakura, unaware that his passive reaction had caused a fair bit of jealousy to swell inside of Kiba's stomach, but before Kiba could react to said jealousy there was a 'poof' sound above him."
"Yo, sorry I'm late, I had to save a drowning-" "LIAR!" Sakura and Naruto yelled angrily, glaring up at him.
Kurenai stepped forward sending a small glare over to where Kakashi was perched. "We'll explain the mission on the way, we can't waste anymore time." Kakashi nodded and in a flash the teachers were off followed closely by their students.
"We are going to an onsen in a small town just outside of the Hidden Rain and Hidden Grass Villages. Young girls have been disappearing from this location and it is believed that they had been kidnapped and taken to an underground slave ring." Kakashi said solemnly. "But Kakashi-sensei, why are they here!" Naruto practically yelled, Kurenai turned to him and answered.
"Hinata's eyes can see into many private places, Akamaru and Kiba would be able to track down anyone who goes missing, and Shino's bugs can go virtually anywhere." "Paired up with Sasuke's skills, Sakura's mind power and you, Naruto, we can't fail." Naruto stopped, looking at Kakashi oddly. "What am I bringing to this mission?" Kakashi grinned and leaned close. "Your own secret weapon."
(Small Time Lapse)
"But how do you know about Orioke no Jutsu? I never used it on you!" Kakashi smiled beneath his mask. "That may be so, but when you're capable of knocking someone out from one simple transformation, well, word gets around."
Naruto thought this over a minute before asking. "I'm not going to be naked the entire time am I? Or should I just henge myself some clothes." "No, we'll be buying your girl form a few sets of clothes once we get into the town, if you henged your outfits then you'd be wasting too much chakra." Kurenai nodded in agreement. "Kakashi will be helping you pick things out." She said in a monotone voice while Naruto sent a suspicious look Kakashi's way.
'I think I'd rather be naked then wear whatever he picks out for me.'
The group set up camp at sunset where Kurenai want over the rules. There seemed to be an awful lot of them and Naruto was glad he hadn't been part of Kurenai's team, he'd have never survived!
"We will rise at dawn and make our way to the town, Naruto, you'll have to transform before we get there. You and Kakashi will then find clothes for your female form while the rest of us go to the onsen. I expect the both of you to be there at noon." She threw a small glare in Kakashi's direction, as if to say, I dare you to be late. "We are spending a week at this onsen, the first two days we will single out suspicious activity, we will then have Naruto interact with the suspects, Naruto, if any of them try to persuade you to their room, go, don't worry, we'll be able to find you, it's impossible for you to get lost with these three one your side." She gestured to her team and Naruto nodded slowly.
"But… Why can't an actual girl do this?" Naruto asked slowly, Sakura, Hinata or even Kurenai would surely be able to catch the attention of the criminals, couldn't they?
"All of the missing girls were very… Hour glass shaped, and if the rumors of your Orioke no Jutsu are true at all, then you'll catch the eyes of these creeps in no time." Naruto blinked. "Err… Thanks… I think…"
They woke up at dawn and once again were traveling at a quick pace, it had been nearly two hours before Kurenai drew back beside Naruto, quietly telling him to henge. Naruto nodded, brought his hands together to form the seal and whispered. "Henge!" And then, slowly emerging from the clouds around 'her' Naruto winked at Kakashi, who seemed to be staring quite a bit, making Kiba jealous. Even in the orange jumpsuit, Naruto was a perfect balance of sexy and cute as a girl, the perfect bait.
They reached the town at 8:57 am and Kurenai proptley gave their order, Kakashi and Naruto would purchase several outfits and would then follow the worn path up to the hot springs resort.
"It's a thirty minute walk, don't attempt to go to fast, from now on, we are merely travelers, not ninjas of the Leaf." She removed her headband and Naruto watched as everyone did the same before removing her own. Kakashi merely flipped his around so that the cool metal rested against his face, but Naruto supposed he didn't want to give up his cool aura.
"I expect you to be at the hot springs by at least noon, no later." She gave a withering glare to Kakashi before she and the others went inside the town gates, Naruto watched them leave, eyes squinting.
"Oi Kakashi-sensei, why is Kurenai-sensei so serious?" "Well Naruto, most women are like that, it gets even worse when they get a visit from 'Aunt Flow', then they're permanently pissed off, no matter what you do." Naruto blinked and tilted 'her' head to the side. "Does every girl have an Aunt named Flow?"
Kakashi sighed. "Never mind, you'll find out some day, for now, let's get you some clothes."
Shopping went fairly well, even though Kakashi would sometimes suggest some things Naruto absolutely refused to wear. And then they had to get 'her' a bra, which was a horribly embarrassing experience, and Naruto absolutely refused to wear woman's underwear!
"But you can't wear boxers with a mini skirt."
"I don't care! I draw the line at female underwear!"
"It's not like we're making you wear a thong." Naruto shuddered at the very idea of wearing one. "Just a few panties that's all! Come on, I'll show you what's beneath my mask." Naruto glared at him before dryly replying. "Me, Sasuke and Sakura-chan already know what's behind your mask. Another mask." "Oh yeah, I forgot about that one time." Kakashi rubbed the back of his neck and chuckled to himself. "But you know, if we don't leave soon, we'll be late, we can't leave until you have everything you need and if we're late, then we'll have to deal with an angry Kurenai."
Naruto paled considerably and Kakashi grinned. 'Bingo.'
Kurenai was standing outside waiting for them when they arrived, gone was her normal outfit and in its place was a simple red kimono, the same colour as her eyes.
She quickly ushered them in to what used to be a thriving onsen, now all but deserted.
Kurenai lead Naruto down a diminutive hallway, the actual rooms were small and few in number since just one day at the hot springs was normal, but the thin hallways seemed to stretch on forever as he followed Kurenai in silence. She stopped abruptly and turned around, speaking in hushed tones.
"You must stay in your female form whenever outside your room, and remember, if someone shows interest in you, reciprocate it." She then slipped a key into Naruto's hand before doubling her earlier pace and turning at the next corner. Naruto stood alone in the hallway, Kakashi having slipped away as soon as he entered the building. Naruto turned to the door beside 'her' and unlocked it.
It was a small, plain looking room, made for comfort, not luxury, but at least there was a proper bed even if it did take up a third of the space.
Naruto walked forward, dropping the bags on the bed and with a sigh and a small 'poof' of clouds he became a boy once again.
Naruto flopped down beside his supplies, warily eyeing a piece of paper that had been left on his pillow. He picked it up and held it in front of his face, frowning. How the hell many instructions did Kurenai feel it would be good to give him! His eyes lazily scanned the page, looking for anything interesting, most of these rules had been told to him already. The only important information was scrawled and the very end of the list.
Meet me at the women's side of the hot springs in disguise tomorrow morning at 5:00, I will then give you the information collected so far.
'What am I supposed to do, just stay in my room all day? I think not!'
He stepped out into the deserted hallway, scanning carefully to make sure no one was around before confidently striding out of his room and into the small hallway, turning around the corner Kurenai had ten minutes prior.
'And if anyone catches me, I'll just say I'm looking around so I know where everything is. Ha! It's the perfect plan, as if anyone will catch me, they're all at the hot springs gatherin-'
"Naruto!" A hand grabbed the neck of his jumpsuit and dragged him into another bland, small room.
Naruto felt himself being turned around to face Kiba, only flinching slightly when he saw the anger on the other boy's face. After a long period of silence where all Naruto could hear was the other boy's heavy breathing he decided to lamely ask.
"Why aren't you at the springs gathering information?" Kiba's anger melted away to be replaced by exasperation, he gave a small sigh before answering, "It would be suspicious if we all went in at once. But that doesn't explain why you were out wandering the halls when you're not the girl."
Naruto pouted and turned away. "Orioke no Jutsu is not meant to be a long lasting technique! I don't want to be seen as a girl for long periods of time!" 'And I don't like the idea of being the bait either!'
Kiba sighed and sat down on the bed besides a dozing Akamaru, stretching his arms above his head and yawning. It was only then that Naruto realized, with morbid fascination, that Kiba wasn't wearing a shirt.
But he quickly fought down the blush that wanted to make itself known due to that information and shyly asked, "Kiba?" Kiba made a grunting sound in reply. "Why did you stop being my friend, back when we were little?" "You became really annoying." "Oh…"
Kiba glanced up and inwardly cursed, Naruto stood there looking as if the whole world just declared it hated him. He looked like that back before Kiba became friends with him too. 'Dammit, I shouldn't have said that.'
"Look Naruto-" "No, its okay, I understand. I'll just go back to my room now." He opened the door and silently shut it behind him, Kiba cursed himself and quickly stood up and made his way into the hallway, mere steps away from the hurt blonde ahead of him.
"Naruto." The blonde slowly turned around and Kiba couldn't help himself, he wrapped his arms around Naruto and held him close. The boy always looked like he needed a hug.
"Look Naruto, I'm sorry," He whispered into the blonde's hair. "But you can't just walk around out of disguise, I don't know about Kakashi-sensei, but Kurenai-sensei is as strict as they get, so you'd better remember to follow her rules, okay?" He could feel Naruto nod his head and slowly let the boy out of his embrace.
"I have to get going to the springs now, don't make to much trouble for yourself." Kiba said as lightheartedly as he could before turned and stiffly walked to the springs. 'It felt so nice to hold him close. I hope he accepted my apology, I don't want to hurt him again.'
Naruto watched Kiba disappear with hazy eyes, people hardly ever hugged him, Iruka-sensei used to, but didn't anymore…
Naruto liked being held.
So as he made his way to his room, dimly aware that Kiba was right and he had become a bit annoying, he wrapped his arms around himself, wishing he could be held again.
It was a long wait until five in the morning, Naruto had hardly slept at all, his mind racing around and his heart beating loudly as he wondered why Kiba's embrace had effected him so much. But he could no longer dwell on the topic as he tore himself from the bed, transforming and lazily putting on some of the clothes Kakashi had picked out.
Naruto hated mornings.
Kurenai raised an eyebrow as she observed Naruto's appearance. White knee high socks, a short denim skirt with a flower design at the bottom made of rhinestones, and then a light blue tank top that hardly covered Naruto's well toned stomach.
'At least he remembered to get a bra.' Kurenai coughed lightly at her thought before straightening up again.
"Alright Naruto, other than our group there are six others here, the two females who are here have come here with their boyfriends, sure that they'd never let anything happen to them."
"So… There's only two suspects left?" "Maybe, one of the girls that Sakura was talking with had been in a relationship with her boyfriend for a long time. But the other girl has just gotten together with her boyfriend, so the could also be a suspect."
Naruto frowned. "But Kurenai-sensei, what if the three of them are working together?" "No, these are one person missions. If you send one person to do something where twenty others came be blamed for it, then it's safer then sending five people to do it. The less people they send to take away these girls, the easier it is for them to slip away unnoticed." Naruto nodded in understanding and absentmindedly fiddled with the hem of her skirt.
"So what am I to do today Kurenai-sensei?" "Today you are going into the hot springs, do whatever it is you normally do in this form to catch the males attention, the fence that separates the male side from the female side is fairly low and easy to see over. I'm sure if you make enough of a racket the perpetrator will take a look over the fence and set his sights on you." Kurenai brushed past her and Naruto turned around to watch the teacher leave.
"Sakura and Hinata will meet you at the springs at nine." The black haired woman glanced behind her and with a small smile said. "And remember Naruto, no peeking."
Naruto stood there, mind slowly processing all the information given to him. 'Three suspects eh? Well, I guess the easiest way to sort them out is to see if that one guy is completely faithful to his girlfriend.' Naruto yawned. 'I'd better get my beauty sleep before I'm put out on display; lively girls are much more attractive than lazy girls.'
"NARUTOOO! DON'T LOOK YOU PERVERT!" "Sakura-chaaaaan! I'm not looking!" "You'd better not be, dammit!"
Naruto nervously covered his female form with the rather skimpy towel. 'Damn, Sakura-chan sure does overreact to things.' Naruto slowly stepped out of the changing rooms and into the outdoor hot spring complex. He starred in open mouth shock at the hot springs before he glanced at the low, rickety fence and remembered that he had some acting to do.
"Woowww! It's so pretty here, sugoi!" Naruto walked around the rocks, making sure to take the path closest to the fence. "I love hot springs, they're so nice and relaxing, right Sakura-chan?" Naruto glanced over her shoulder, 'accidentally' catching sight of the males in the spring next to theirs. He vaguely noticed that Kiba and Sasuke looked ready to kill something and that Kakashi and Shino were nowhere to be found, but pushed that thought into the back of his mind.
"Good morning guys, out to enjoy the hot springs to?" Naruto tilted his head to the side, a move he knew made most men inwardly, or outwardly scream. 'Kawaii!'
"Yes we are Miss-" "Naruto! My name is Naruto." She smiled at the man who responded to her. He was mid aged with short black hair and angular jade eyes. Naruto came closer to the fence, which went up to a couple inches below her shoulders.
'Alright, time to work it.' Naruto undid the knot he had done at the top of his towel and watched with fake fascination as it fell to the ground.
"Oops, my towel just fell off!" Out of the corner of his eye he noticed The man with the jade eyes blushed heavily while the other nameless man had suddenly stiffened, his dark grey eyes immediately on 'her'. Naruto swooped down and grasped the towel, placing it on the fence. "Oh well, it's so much nicer to enjoy the water naked, don't you think?"
"Uh… I suppose so…" The jade eyed man replied and Naruto giggled cutely. "I like you, you're sweet. Buh bye!"
During his entire time in the hot springs Naruto was sure to be overheard whenever he talked about the Jade eyed man, simple comments like.
"He's sweet, don't you think Sakura-chan?" And, "He has really nice eyes, ne Hinata-chan?"
Naruto was practically falling asleep by the time they heard people getting out of the springs on the other side of the fence. He lazily looked over to the fence only to find Kiba and Sasuke motioning for them to get out of the water.
Naruto did so lazily, making sure to grab the towel on his way back to the changing room. 'Mmm, I like hot springs, nice and relaxing…'
They had all gathered up in Sasuke's room and were going over any gathered information.
"Kimi and Usagi decided to spend the day with their boyfriends, so Kakashi and Kurenai posed as a couple and the six of them went into town for ice cream or something."
Naruto had to hold in his laughter at the thought of Kakashi and Kurenai as a couple.
"So Sasuke-kun, who were those other men in the springs?" "The one Naruto was shamelessly hitting on was Daisuke Kaysuo, and the guy with the grey eyes and red hair was Juro Hotaka." Sasuke smirked a little. "I'm not sure if we have to worry about Juro though, just before you girls came out he started hitting on me and Kiba."
'Oh, so that's why they both looked so mad.' "But where did Shino go?"
"Don't worry about him, he's just looking around the place, checking it out with his bugs, speaking of which…" Kiba glanced over at Hinata, who nodded and left. "Hinata's going to be searching the rooms, trying to find any sort of trap doors or secret passageways."
"So that means that Daisuke is currently our main suspect, right Sasuke-kun?" "It seems like it. But we should still consider Juro a threat, his sexuality has nothing to do with his job, and he did react when Naruto pulled that towel stunt."
"So does that mean we're going to exclude Kimi and Usagi's boyfriends from our suspect list?" "For now, unless either of them-"
'This is getting really boring, I don't care who's gonna try and steal me away or whatever, I just wanna go into those nice hot springs again.' Naruto flopped back onto the back, ignoring whatever Sasuke and Sakura were chatting about, eyes beginning to close under dark, feathery eyelashes. Only to snap open when Kiba started poking him in the ribs. "Stop it!" He whispered angrily. "You should try and pay attention, this is important." Kiba whispered back before excusing himself from the conversation, saying that he had to get Akamaru out if the room and walk him.
Naruto left soon after, Sasuke and Sakura's sharing of information didn't interest him much anyways.
The next day was a lot like the last, Naruto going to the wall and flirting with Daisuke and occasionally Juro before casually jumping into the springs and making sure to be heard whenever comments of the men next to them passed from the full pink lips of his transformation.
Naruto found himself just wanting to pry the answers out of the men so that he wouldn't have to be in his transformed state anymore. He was used to a quick transformation, maybe doing Harem no Jutsu and the glomping onto the man he was try to 'defeat', flirting really wasn't his type of thing.
But apparently he was fairly good at it, since Daisuke had been waiting for 'her' outside the change rooms and requested to speak with her.
Naruto agreed and Daisuke took her hand, leading her somewhere. And Naruto nervously wondered if anyone was going to bother to follow him to make sure he was safe. 'Probably not.'
He was brought into a room that was an exact replica of his own, and heard Daisuke lock the door behind him. 'Shit, if that's not a bad sign, I don't know what is.'
"Ano Dai-san, why did you lock the door?" Naruto asked, making his eyes as wide as possible, tilting his head to the side, watching carefully and Daisuke blushed.
'If he is our target, I'll find out now! He'll knock me unconscious and drag me away and all that stuff! Someone had better be looking out for me!'
"Naruto-chan, ever since that day we met-" "You mean yesterday?" "Yes. Ever since yesterday, I had this feeling deep inside of me." Daisuke came closer, towering over Naruto's girl form until he bent down to be face to face with 'her', his jade eyes boring into Naruto's sapphire.
"Naruto-chan, I don't know much about you, and you don't know much about me, but still, every time I see you, all wide eyed and innocent with your voluptuous young body, I want to take you."
"Uh… Take me where?" 'To your secret hideout where you took all those other girls, right!'
Daisuke grinned and put his hands on Naruto's shoulders, his face looming closer. "You're so innocent Naruto-chan, I want to show you what I mean." "O-okay."
'Why is he coming closer? Shouldn't he be knocking me out and taking me away to the secret underground slave ring right now? Wait… WHY IS HE KISSING ME?'
Small, delicate hands clenched in agitation, the mantra of
'He'llkidnapmesoonhe'llkidnapmesoonhe'llkidnapmesoon…' Raced through Naruto's head it was only when he felt some small and wet brush against his lips did he react to the kiss.
By quickly and efficiently knocking Daisuke out.
"Dammit! What if he was gonna kidnap me after he kissed me!" Naruto ran a hand nervously though the long, shiny hair of his transformation as he paced around the room, frowning.
"I'll have to pretend that I didn't knock him out then, but… What if he wants to kiss me again?" Naruto's eyes widened in horror at the thought. "Ewwww…."
He slipped out of the room, silently closing the door behind him, and made his way back to his own room, where he quickly dispelled the female illusion.
'God damn it all!'
The next day he couldn't stomach flirting with Daisuke, and instead tried to get a reaction out of Juro, pouting and playfully asking if he was that serious during sex when he couldn't seem to get a reaction from the man.
Juro simply replied that sex was a lot different than being hit on by little girls.
Daisuke, for the whole conversation, had been staring at Naruto with something glinting in his eyes. Naruto didn't want to know what that something was.
He had just begun relaxing when Sakura moved over near him a whispered. "Why didn't you flirt with Daisuke today? Did something happen yesterday when he wanted to talk to you?" Naruto couldn't tell Sakura what had happened, he'd broken the, 'If someone shows interest in you, reciprocate it' rule.
"Don't worry about it Sakura-chan, I just need to be sure that I'm luring both of them, we're still not sure who's working for the slave ring, so I have to make sure I catch both of their attentions." Sakura nodded, wading over to the other side of the springs where Hinata sat, quiet and still.
Naruto slid down further into the water when two new voices made themselves known to his ears.
"Ah! Good afternoon Sakura-chan, Hinata-chan." "Hello Kimi, where's Usagi today?" The girl named Kimi slipped into the water with a sigh, her long purple hair floating over the surface of the water. "Usagi doesn't feel very good today, so she and Shinya have decided to go home early. It's not much of a loss; me and Kyo are leaving this evening." "Oh, well I guess this is your last chance to enjoy the hot springs for a while then eh?" "Yeah."
Kimi sunk lower into the water and Naruto's eyes narrowed thoughtfully.
'So then than means it is either Juro or Daisuke. Hmmm. Well, Daisuke did say something about taking me somewhere, and Juro has never really shown any interest… But still, I don't want to be kissed by Daisuke again, the whole experience was kind of creepy.' Naruto quickly got out of the springs, not bothering to make any flirtatious comments on the way back to the changing room. Tomorrow would be their fifth day there, and Naruto didn't want to draw out any sort of freaky confrontation any more than he had too.
And that was why hours later, to his utter horror, he found himself walking towards Daisuke's room. He stood there as his transformation, dressed up in a pair of khakis pants and a skimpy black bikini top.
Naruto would one day hurt Kakashi for his taste in female clothing, but that was still a while away, he had to finish this first.
He never noticed that someone was following him.
He knocked on the door softly, fidgeting as a half asleep Daisuke opened it, his jade eyes widening considerably when he saw the little nymph in front of him.
"Uh, Dai-san, about last night, well, you see…" A blush spread out over Naruto's face while he inwardly screamed at himself for being so tongue tied.
"It's alright Naruto-chan, want to come inside?" Said the spider to the fly.
Daisuke locked the door once again and Naruto was silently preying that Daisuke would make his true intentions known. He had to be the kidnapper!
"I'm not sure what happened yesterday, but I'm sure that tonight will be much more memorable." Naruto nodded nervously, kidnapping was memorable, right? He suddenly was very unsure. 'This definitely wasn't a good idea.' But it was far too late to back out now. This was it, if Daisuke didn't kidnap him now, then it must be Juro who was behind it all.
But if Daisuke didn't kidnap him, then Naruto might have to deal with Daisuke kissing him again.
"Naruto-chan." Arm wrapped around Naruto from behind and he stiffened as Daisuke's lips pressed against the hollow of his throat.
"Dai-san, what are you doing?" "Making you feel good." His hands moved from 'her' shoulders down to 'her' breasts, gently cupping 'her' full breasts. Naruto couldn't help the small gasp that left his lips at the contact.
"Tonight Naruto-chan, tonight I am going to make love to you." 'Wait… WHAT?' Naruto turned around, mouth opening and ready to scream his lungs out, but Daisuke was one step ahead and eagerly sealed their lips together.
"TSUGA!"
Kiba broke through the door, panting heavily, eyes narrowed down to tiny slits.
"Get you hands off of Naruto!" With a mighty punch to the side of his face, Daisuke flew into the wall, then slid down to the floor, unconscious.
Naruto quickly rid himself of his transformation, not caring at all that he was still in female clothing. Screw being a girl! Being sexually harassed was NOT worth it!
"Naruto, are you okay?" Naruto took an unsteady breath before throwing himself into Kiba's arms, knocking them both to the floor.
Unfortunately there was someone in the hallway, watching with a grin on his face.
"Well well well." Juro clicked his tongue as he grinned at the two boys a few feet away from him. "I thought something was rather odd of you Naruto-chan, if that is your real name." Naruto blushed a bit at that. "And now I see, right in front of my own eyes, that you really are a boy and a fairly attractive one no less." He took a step forward, uncaring of the growling sounds Kiba was making.
"You'll be a great prize, a beautiful young woman, and an adorable little boy all rolled into one." Kiba's growling became louder and Naruto's eyes narrowed dangerously.
"If you come with me willingly, I won't hurt your boyfriend, but I must warn you, I may not seem it, but I was once a ninja of the Hidden Grass, your skills could never compare to mine." Naruto's eyes widened, and he frowned, but he removed himself from Kiba, and slowly got up, whispering. "Get Hinata." Low enough for only Kiba to hear.
And then he and the man walked out the door, and Kiba was immediately running to Hinata's room, hoping that Naruto wouldn't disappear on him, wouldn't slip through his fingers like sand. He'd foolishly let go of Naruto once, and he'd be damned if he did it again.
Naruto, for his part, was slightly surprised that they were walking through the halls like civilized people, and was all too aware of the looks Juro was sending him. Naruto blushed and removed the bikini top, but the khaki pants were tight against his groin and hardly left anything to the imagination.
"You are calm for someone about to be dragged off into slavery." "Ha! I'd like to see you try and make a slave out of me! By the time we-" 'Wha the fuck!'
Juro was kissing him! What the hell was with this mission and people kissing him! Naruto pushed him away and Juro allowed Naruto to take a step back, but held on tightly to his wrist. "You have a fiery spirit, I like that." He whispered sensually before pushing Naruto into a dark room, hardly the size of a closet, and then he entered as well.
"Your friends will not find you here." 'Ha! That's what you think you bastard!' Was Naruto's thoughts, until they started moving. 'Oh my God, we're going down! Abandon ship!' A damp cloth was then placed over his face, he took a small breath out of surprise, and then began feeling woozy. 'Damn it, I hate my life.' And then he went unconscious.
When he awoke he was surrounded by white, horrible, bright white, the question: where am I dying on his lips when he felt himself being embraced by someone with short dark hair. "Kiba… What happened?" He asked, his voice cracking slightly.
"Naruto you idiot, you got me all worried!" Kiba wasn't letting go and Naruto was averse to pushing him away, he liked being hugged by Kiba.
"The mission, was the mission a success?" Kiba pulled back slightly, his face inches away from Naruto's. "Yeah, Juro was the main 'collector', but you'll never guess who the ring leader of this was, the owner of the onsen! Once we caught up with you and Juro Kurenai-sensei and Sakura got really pissed off, no one else had to do anything, those two just beat the living hell out of him until he confessed everything!"
Naruto smiled lightly. "That's good. Now I just have to slowly remove all the times I've been kissed this week out of my mind. I honest to God will never allow anyone to kiss me ever again."
It wasn't exactly a rule, but Kiba wanted to break it anyways, and Naruto, although shocked, was more than happy to reciprocate the gesture. Their tongues began clashing wildly, neither fully dominating the other as hands slid down clothed torsos, then reaching up under the shirts to travel back the way they came-
"E-hem. I would appreciate it if you didn't do anything to strenuous for a while." Tsunade said with a light cough, a light blush on her face, Shizune behind her was blushing a cherry red.
"And I mean it, Naruto was put out by a very strong solution, so don't do anything to drastic or strenuous. And don't mess up the sheets either! Doctor's orders."
The two women left the room, the scene they had just witness burning inside of their minds.
"Ano, Kiba?" "Yeah Naruto?" "By 'messing up the sheets', does she mean what I think she means?" Kiba grinned, holding Naruto close. "Probably." "Then I think we shouldn't mess up the sheets." "Oh, and what about her other rule?"
A thoughtful expression passed over Naruto's face. "Does it mean we can hug again?" "Oh, we'll do a lot more than hug." Naruto frowned. "You're beginning to sound like Daisuke."
Kiba nearly fell off the bed in shock.
"What? You do! Talking about all this weird stuff we're gonna do, I have no clue what you're talking about! And Daisuke did that too!" "Please don't compare me to that creep." Kiba asked dryly and Naruto blinked. "Alright." He opened his arms, asking silently for a hug and Kiba was obliged to give him one.
Just like he was obliged to give Naruto of firm kiss on the mouth, then soft kisses all over his face and down his neck, nipping and licking tenderly when he reached the collar bone.
If kissing was considered a strenuous activity, then they were both more than happy to break that rule together.
And Kiba was more than happy to teach Naruto what Tsunade meant by messing up the sheets, since it was obvious his mind wasn't on the same track as everyone else's.
Ah, the look on Tsunade's face was the best look Kiba had ever seen.
"NARRRUUUTTTOOOOOO!"
Ah, to break the rules, so amusing, so fulfilling, and so fun. Especially when your partner in crime was a mischievous blonde haired blue eyed vixen.
Breaking the rules was going to more fun from now on.
He could practically see the look on his mother's face when he brought his boyfriend home.
Ah, life was a sweet mixture of shock. Kiba loved it.