Ximik: Yo! I'm back! With a whole new fic!
Itaxchi: It's a shame the other one was deleted...
Ximik: Hey, guess what?
Itaxchi: What?
Ximik: KYUZO-KUN! HAHAHAHA!
Itaxchi: You've been watching too much Samurai 7...
Ximik: Anyways, I'll do the chapters here by the Organization's number, so just chill people, kay?
Itaxchi: Ximik does not own anything. No Kingdom Hearts, Square Enix, no nothing! She only owns herself!
Ximik: Don't forget to review! No flaming peoples! Enjoy!
Chapter 1: Xemnas
Xemnas sat down on the lonely chair upstage. Ximik, somehow, magically POOFED Xemnas here with her magical authoress powers. How? I don't know how...
Xemnas: Hello...?
Suddenly that booming voice of Ximik's came out.
Know your stars...know your stars...
"Who...who's there?"
Xemnas...he has man boobies...
"WHAT? I do NOT have any boobs! Do you see any boobs? No!"
Why, yes. I see your boobs on your forehead!
"WTF..."
Xemnas...likes to fart his ABCs!
"What? Since when did you get such ideas!"
Since your preschool teacher told me how well you did on your ABCs. Let's take a look, shall we?
---Flashback---
Ximik: Hi.
Xemnas' teacher: Hi.
---End Flashback---
"You people just said hi."
No, I said 'Hi,' then she said 'Hi.' TWO 'Hi's Xemnas, TWO! Anyways, Xemnas...wears Speedos...
"Prove it!"
I have this picture of you in Speedos, Xemnas. Don't deny it.
"Then, let me see it!"
Ok, sure! (Shows a picture of a fat, bald lady with Speedos on) EWWW! Look at the fatty's fat weenie fingers of DOOM!
"You idiot! That was Laxaeus when he joined that Curves program!"
WHOA! Laxaeus goes to CURVES! I had no idea. But that's you right there! (Points to the picture again)
"No it's not!"
Yes it is! Or I'll get my trusty blow-up remote!
"AHHHHHH, THE PAIN! NOT THE EXPLOSIONS!" (Starts having seizures)
Ohh...Xemnas having seizures! What a Kodak moment! (Snaps a picture)
But, after having a great Kodak moment, a crazed Tarzan comes up. No, not Peter Pan. It's Tarzan.
Tarzan: UELUELUELUELUELUELUELUELUELUELUELUELUELUE!
GAH! I've already had enough with Peter Pan, so die Tarzan! (Throws a donut) (If you don't know about what happened to me and Peter Pan, just read my other fic, "An Organization's Random Life")
Tarzan: (In a British accent) Well, I say, dear. That is the most rude thing a lady can do. I am VERY disappointed in you, young lady! I am leaving! TALLY-HO! (Jumps out the window and dies)
Okaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyy...that was weird...
Xemnas: ijevqeirvbjnvcnmeiuebnvova!
What...? Oh well. Xemnas...can laugh so hard, that his undies go KABOOSH!
"Don't make me laugh."
Xemnas, you're balls are showing!
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA--KKKAAAAAABBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSHHHHHHH!" His underwear explodes.
See? I knew it! You're balls ARE showing!
Tarzan comes back to life and appears, yet again!
Tarzan: Ohh, Xemnas' balls! What a Kodak moment! (Takes a picture, which I think is VERRRRYYY disturbing...)
GET OUT TARZAN! (Throws a rock)
Tarzan: OUCHIES! (Falls out a window, along with the rock)
Itaxchi (Out of nowhere) : GASP! The rock you threw was our pet rock, Gorobei! I'll save you, Gorobei! (Jumps out the window to save our beloved pet rock, Gorobei. Yes, it's actually our pet rock.)
Oh, shoot. That was Gorobei! My precious rock, Gorobei! Oh well, Itaxchi'll save him!
Xemnas: You're weird...
Heheh, I know, I know! Thank you!
Anyways, Xemnas...his tits are on fire...
"They are not on--(Tits get on fire)--AHHHHHHHH, AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! FIRE! FIRE! GET IT OFF! IT BURRRNNS MY POOR TITTIES!"
See what I mean? They are on FIIIIRRRREEEEE!
"AHHHHH, AHHHHH, AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Xemnas runs around in circles, but then ends up jumping out the window. "NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! MY POOR TITTIIIIIIEEEEESSSS!" (Falls down the eternal abyss beyond the window)
Uhh, okaaay...I gues that ends the man boobied, ABC- farting, Speedo-wearing, underwear-exploding, fire-titty man, Xemnas! May the cows be with you! (Pushes her blow-up remote, making cows explode) BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Cows: KKAAAABBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSHHH!
End Chapter!
Ximik: That was good.
Itaxchi: I saved Gorobei!
Ximik: Hooray! If annyone wants to know the origin of our pet rock, Gorobei, then here goes! Me and Itaxchi at school found the perfect pet rock, and named it Rocky! I flushed it down the toilet on purpose for some reason. Then, we found another rock, and named it Rocky Jr. ! Itaxchi threw that one away. So we got Rocky Jr. Jr., but I don't know what hapenned to that one. So we got Gorobei! Our pet rock!
Itaxchi: Gorobei's the best rock, cuz he's pure white, and we dyed his hair blue!
Kaxaks: How'd you dye it blue?
Ximik: We painted it!
Itaxchi: Don't forget to review! NO FLAMES!
Ximik: Hmm, know what?
Kaxaks and Itaxchi: What?
Ximik: KYUZO! (Gets whacked by Itaxchi) OWW!