Ximik: Hello! I'm back!
Itaxchi: Wassup? You're back!
Ximik: Yeah! Now with chapter TWO here!
Kaxaks: ...So...starving...haven't eaten anything...so...many days...
Ximik: Umm, you just ate chocolate 2 seconds ago...
Kaxaks: I MEANT MY POCKY, DARNIT! (Faints, due to not eating Pocky for so long)
Itaxchi: ...Heihachi...
Ximik: ...Kyuzo...
Axel: I guess you people are obsessed with a capital O. Anyways, don't forget to review after. No flaming. Got it memorized?
Demyx: (Reading from a piece of paper) Disclaimer:And Ximik does not own Kingdom Hearts, Square Enix, Winx, Wiz the flying rabbit, or anything else mentioned here. She only owns herself and Tobi the talking potato-that-thinks-he's-a-good-boy. And of course, her friends own themselves. Man, I think they still picked the wrong guy from this one...
Chapter 2: Xigbar
Xigbar sat on the lone chair, making out with his pickles (The FOOD pickles, not the other kind) , not knowing that chair he sat on would trigger the VOICE. So then, Ximik's voice boomed, interrupting Xigbar as the pickles exploded. The poor pickles' souls got sent to Soul Society. But who cares about that? Let's start already!
Know your stars...know your stars...
"Dude, you TOTALLY ruined my make out session with my pickles!"
Ooookkkaaaaaaaaayyyy...Xigbar...is secretly cheating off his pickles, for he is seccretly dating...BANANAS!
"Yeah, right. As if."
Then explain THIS! HIIIYYAAA! (Throws something at Xigbar)
"Dude, that's TOTALLY a potato..."
Suddenly, the potato...GREW A FACE!
Potato: TOBI A GOOD BOY! A REALLY GOOD BOY! GIVE RING FOR TOBI!
"EVIL POTATOES! DIE!" (Smacks the potato repeatedly with a water weenie from the ground)
Potato: WWWWHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! TOBI GET A MESSAGE! TOBI FEEL GOOD!
That's it. (Pushes a button on her remote) Stupid potatoes...
Potato/Tobi: NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! TOBI WAS GOOD BOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! --SPLAT!
Wait...why did he go "SPLAT!" He's supposed to--GAH! LAXAEUS! OFF THE POTATO!
Laxaeus: But Laxaeus good boy. Laxaeus give good potato love!
Ximik and Xigbar: o.O''''''' Eeeeeewwwww...
Laxaeus can be good boy if he GETS OUTTA HERE!
Laxaeus: Awwww, me was a good boy...(Walks out with the smashed potato)
FINALLY! We're Laxaeus-free! Eh-hem! Xigbar...is part of the Traveling Troop Of Merry Men, which I call...TTOMM! Xigbar does the weird performing! Take a look!
---Xigbar performing on the TV screen---
Xigbar: WE ARE THE WINX! WE ARE THE WINX! WE ARE THE WINX! COME JOIN THE CLUB! WE ARE THE WINX! (Gets a heart attack on stage)
Some random little kid: DUDE, YOU SUCK! (Kicks him in the you-know-what)
Fat Struggle Promoter: STRUGGLE! STRUGGLE! (Starts flashing next to Xigbar) NAKED STRUGGLE, THAT IS!
Everyone: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! IT'S GODZILLAAAAAAAAAA! (Starts running away from the fatty for their poor, litttle lives)
---Performance end---
"Dude, the Winx are hot!"
Winx is gay! Xigbar...he's GAY!
"The Winx are TOTALLY not gay! They're HOT!"
Nooo! They're gay! It's the ORGANIZATION XIII that's hot!
"Thanks, dude!"
I never said Xigbar...
Xigbar: T-T
Xigbar...his butt cheeks are actually called...BUTT CHEEKS OF DOOM!
"Dude, my butt is not evil. My ass is HOT!"
Suuuuurrreeeeee, and I'm the Wood Cutting Dragon, Hoho Imanosuke!
"Hoho, who?"
It's nothin'! For I am...SAMURAI! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!
"Really? Then, for I am...OOMPA LOOMPA!"
Ok, fun time over! Get back to work! Or I shall summon...WIZ! The deadly flying rabbit of DEATH! (Summons Wiz anyway)
Wiz: KYU!
"AAAAAAHHHHHHHH! FUZZY CUTENESS! I CAN'T TAKE IT'S CUTENESSS! NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
Hmm, you know, I think cuteness is evil, too. Why am I not dying from it? Ah, well! Screw the cute! (Slices Wiz with her two swords)
Wiz: I shall have...MY REVENGE! (Disappears)
"Hey, I'm still alive!"
Xigbar...is Happy-Merry-Sunshine-Go-Round.
"Where'd you get that off of?"
I made it up just right now! Now I'll change you with my authoress powers to see how you'll look like if you were that.
Then, Ximik uses her two swords like a wand to transform Xigbar into...
Micheal Jackson.
"WHAT THE BLEEPDID YOU DO TO ME?"
Whoa...since when does Happy-Merry-Sunshine-Go-Round mean Micheal Jackson? Ah, well. I'll just leave you like that!
"YOU BETTER CHANGE ME BACK, OR ELSE! THAT'S IT! I'M LEAVING BEFORE IT GETS WORSE!" (Starts moon-walking out the door)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Xigbar's now in the form of Micheal Jackson! I wonder how his fellow members will take it...
--Meanwhile, at the Nothing's Call, The World That Never Was...--
Roxas: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Axel (Telports out of nowhere) : What's wrong Roxa--OH...MY...GOD...
Roxas and Axel: It's...MICHEAL JACKSON! AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! (Screams, runs, and panics in circles)
Demyx comes, seeing Micheal Jackson, and joins the panicking with them.
Micheal Jackson/Xigbar: Dude, it's me! Xigbar!
Demyx: OH MY GOD! XIGBAR'S OTHER IS MICHEAL JACKSON!
Axel: RUUUUUNNN AAWWAAAAAAAAYYYY!
Roxas: We have to report this to the Superior NOW!
Axel, Demyx, and Roxas: (Runs away from the horror)
Yeah...I wonder what would happen. Anyways, that ends our banana-loving, weird-performing, butt-cheek-of-doomed, gay Micheal Jackson! Err, I mean Xigbar...
Chapter End!
Ximik: Chapter 2 done!
Itaxchi: Next up is Xaldin! For I am...the Wood Cutting Dragon, Hoho Imanosuke!
Ximik: Shichinin no Samurai...is HOT! Organization XIII...HOT! Oh, yeah, I think our pet rock, Gorobei, was also known as Magaso Koedaya!
Kaxaks: The what now? Pocky...(Busy sucking on Pocky, until she sees Shimada Kambei from Samurai 7) CHOCOLATE-FLAVORED POCKY HUMPSICKLE! (Chases)
Kambei: NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I HAVE TO PERFORM A THONG DANCE BEFORE I DIE! (Runs for his poor, thong life)
Itaxchi and Ximik: O.o'''
Ximik: Uhh, don't forget to review! No flaimng!