Ximik: Konnichiwa!

Itaxchi: Moshi-moshi! Ohio gozaimasu/Konbanwa. Watashi wa Hoho Imanosuke desu!

Ximik:A, so desu ka.

Kaxaks: Uhh...no hablas Japanese?

Itaxchi and Ximik: (Looks at Kaxaks in a weird way) Oro?

Kaxaks: Uh, anyways...Ximik does not own Kingdom Hearts, Square Enix, me and Itaxchi, oranything else. Ximik only owns Ximik.

Axel: And you better review with no flames. Got it memorized?

Ximik and Itaxchi: Hai!

Chapter 3: The Beloved and Jicheal

Xaldin stood alone in the room with the lonely chair. He had in his hand a piece of paper that a Dragoon nobody delivered to him. So Xaldin decided to read the paper.

"Sit on the chair upstage, or face the wrath of my two swords and instant blow-up remote! -Ximik"

Xaldin: O.O' ...Okaaaaaaaaayyy... (Sits down on the chair)

Then, yeah, you guessed it! Ximik's voice came booming out!

Know your stars...know your stars...know your stars...

"A star? Darn...I wanted to be a stripper..."

O.o''' Uhh, we didn't need to know that...

"You should. I wanna make my dreams come true!"

O.o.O.o.O.o.O.o.O.o.O.o.O''''' Uhh...I don't have to answer that...

Anyways...uh...Xaldin...his hair/wig is made of charcoal poop! Look at how black and poopy it is! Eeewww...

"No it's not! I can't be a good stripper if I have such artificial hair!"

Hmm...TAKE THIS! HIYA! (Cuts a huge amount of Xaldin's hair with her two swords)

"GASP! Like, OMG! My hair! I'm BALD!"

Aha! This so called, hair of yours feels just like charcoal poop! No wait...EWW, why am I touching it, anyways? (Throws it at Xaldin's face)

"AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH! I feel so voilated!"

Huh...? Oh yeah, I still have more tormenting for you!

Xaldin...loves fighting with Xemnas about their one and only beloved!

"I don't love, because I'm a Nobody. And I wouldn't be fighting the Superior about love anyways."

Oh...Then explain THIS! Itaxchi, roll the tape!

Itaxchi starts playing a video, which apears on the screen above the stage.

---Video---

--In the Altar Of Naught, The World That Never Was...--

Xaldin: Hello, my beloved. It's just you and me here, alone.

Xemnas: Xaldin...FOR THE LAST FRIGGEN TIME, IT'S MY BELOVED!

Xaldin: NO! Me and my beloved were alone here, first!

Xemnas: Well, I own this castle, and everything in this castle is my property!

Xaldin: My beloved is not part of this castle! My beloved was part of a superm--

Xemnas: I AM THE SUPERIOR, SO OBEY ME AND GIVE ME MY BELOVED!

Xaldin: Mine!

Xemnas: MINE!

Xaldin: MINE!

Xemnas: MI--

But then, Larxene came and immeditely smacked the both of them. SMACK!

Xaldin and Xemnas: OWW!

Larxene: Would you two stop arguing about your friggen "beloved" slice of cheese from the friggen supermarket, already!

Xaldin and Xemnas: Sorry...

---End Video---

See? You DO love someone! And you DID fight with your own Superior for it!

"It's not my fault that I love cheese! You'd feel the same if you feel for cheese, too!"

Uhh, actually, no. I'm not even stupid enough to fall for inanimate objects!

Suddenly, EVIL cows appear infront of Xaldin.

Cows: Chheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssssseeeeeeee...

The leader cow: KUNG COW TIME! HIIIYAA! (Jump kicks Xaldin, causing him to fall off the chair)

Xaldin: Ouchies! NOW I HAVE A BOO-BOO! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! (Curls up in a ball and sucks his thumb)

Good job, cows! May thou cheese be with ye!

Cows: Chhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssseeeeee... (All of them runs to the wall, for some reason, and they crash. Then...OOHHH...UGH!

O.o''' What...the...hell...?

Laxaeus was being a "good" boy again. Yes, he was "loving" the cows. (If that doesn't ring a bell, read about Laxaeus from the previous chapter)

LAAXXXAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEEUUUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

Laxaeus: But Laxaeus even gooder boy now! Good boy Laxaeus loves everyone! (Starts walking slowly to Ximik) Laxaeus even love people more!

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! G-GET AWAY FROM MEEEEEEEE! YA FRIGGEN FREAK O' NATURE! I HAVE TWO SWORDS AND I'M NEVER AFRAID TO USE IT!

But suddenly, Xaldin gets in the way, and slices Laxaeus up with his six spears...OF DOOM!

HEEEEYY! I WAS GONNA SLICE HIM UP!

"Can you just hurry this up, cuz Xemnas might take away my beloved while I'm still gone!"

"Laxaeus...was good boy..." Then, Laxaeus farted before he disappeared in darkness.

Eh-HEM! Ok, before I was about to be RUDELYand DISTURBINGLY harrassed...Xaldin...he's Jicheal Mackson! Micheal Jackson's twin brother!

"Uh, number one; there is no Jicheal Mackson. Number two; I'm not even related to him in any way."

Yeah you are! In fact, you're related to him as a fellow Organization way. And...You both are old.

"And who could that be?"

Get ready to be tortured...(Snaps her fingers)

Suddenly, Xigbar in Jackson form appears from a dark portal.

Xaldin: (In a girly tone) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! EEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWW! MICHEAL JACKSON!

Xigbar/Jackson: Dude, It's me! Xigbar!

Xaldin: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWW! Xigbar's other is Micheal Jackson!

Well, I'll have you two brothers spend some time together! (Snaps her fingers again)

Then, Xaldin and Xigbar Jackson get telported in a square, white room.

Ok! Now you guys can spend some "brotherly" love to each other! Have fun, Micheal! Have fun, Jicheal! (Disappears)

Xaldin: Eeewww, EEEEEWWWWWW...(Backs up from Xigbar)

Xigbar: Dude, Xaldin! It's seriously me! Xigbar! In this body! Now give your fellow member a hug! (Walks to Xaldin, about to hug him)

Xaldin: NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

--In another room that's far from those two "brothers"...--

Heheh, now you know charcoal poop-haired, cheese- loving, Jicheal Mackson! Wow, I only insulted him three times! Oh, well...

Chapter End!

Ximik: Ok, I'm talking in English now.

Itaxchi: Hey! Me too!

Kaxaks: Que? No hablas Englis!

Itaxchi: Now Kaxaks is talking in Spanish...what language next?

Ximik: I don't know.

Kambei (Walks in front of Kaxaks) : Excuse me? Do you know where the Great War is?

Itaxchi and Ximik: -.-'' 'What a loser...'

Kaxaks: GASP! SENIOR QUESO EL CHUBA-KAMBEI! (Attacks Kambei)

Itaxchi: K then. Don't forget to review, k? No flaming.

Ximik: Ok, chapter 4 will be...Vexen, of course! Since he's number 4. YAY! I now get to torture the old fart!