Ximik: Heya! I'm back!

Itaxchi: Wasabi!

Kaxaks: Wasabi?

Ximik: Hahahaha! Well, anyways, this is Vexen's chapter! How should I torture the old fart?

Kaxaks: Larxene likes torturing!

Ximik: So? --OWW! I got hit! ...by a tomato?

Larxene: Haha:P OWW! (Got hit by a tomato)

Ximik: HAHA:P Anyways, don't forget to review after! Please review! I need more reviews, people! And no flaming!

Itaxchi: DISCLAIMER!And Ximik does not own Kingdom Hearts, Square Enix, me, Kaxaks, Organization XIII, or anything else!

Chapter 4: Tortured Old Fart

--In Vexen's Lab...--

Vexen: Huh? What's this? (Looks at a piece of paper on his work table)

"Go to the Room That Never Was Here. For I have FREE prune whip! --Ximik"

Vexen: FREE PRUNE WHIP? OH, BOY! (Runs like an old man to the Room That Never Was Here)

--In the Room That Never Was Here...(Yes, people. That's the room with the chair and my voice.)

Vexen: Hello? Show me the prune whip! (Looks at the chair upstage) I might as well sit. I'm tired from experimenting for today.

So Vexen sits down...which triggered...THE VOICE!

Know your stars...know your stars...know your stars...

"Aaaaahhhhhhh! Who's there?"

Vexen...is my grandma...

"Who are you? Since when am I your grandmother? I'm not that old and I'm no woman!"

Yeah you're a woman, Vexen. Don't deny it. Just listen to the way you laugh! WOMAN! And you're like the oldest member of the Organization I've ever seen, next to Xigbar.

"Number one; Xigbar's probably the oldest. Number two; I'm not the woman, Marluxia is."

Marluxia (Somewhere in the audience) : I HEARD THAT YA OLD FART! (Throws a marshmallow at Vexen)

Vexen: OWW! YOU HURT MY BACK!

See? You're getting old already!

"I JUST WANTED MY PRUNE WHIP! WWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!" (Starts crying on the ground and sucks his thumb)

You're pathetic, old man, err--woman.

Itaxchi (From the audience) : Oooo...I think the old fart needs to get his nappy-bye, or he'll get vewwy cwanky!

Ah, who cares?

Vexen...likes streaking and performing "stuff"for Marluxia.

"o.o' ...How...how did you know...?"

O.O'' Whoa! You do? I had NO idea! I just made that completely up! HA! But you admit it! You really DO do that! Eeeeewww...then, that's just wrong, old fart...

"I-I do NOT do such things! Respect your elders, young lady!"

HA! You said 'elders'! You admit you're old!

Itaxchi: Ximik! I found the video!

Let's see it, then. Ok, so this is how Vexen performs for Marluxia! Let's see what he does to him! (Plays the video)

--Video--

Let's just say, you see many wrong things in this video. It's even indescribable for me. With all that dancing, noises, eewww...I'm stopping from there...

--End video--

O.O

Vexen: O.O

Itaxchi and Kaxaks: O.O

Marluxia: O.O

The crickets outside: O.O

"That...was definitely not me. I clearly saw the dancing person was Laxaeus dancing in front of me the night we were drunk."

Everyone, including the crickets: ...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Hahaha...Vexen...cheated off Marluxia for Laxaeus and his "good" dancing!

Vexen: WHAAAT! Absolutely NOT! I don't like ANYONE in that matter! Especially Laxaeus! Who could love him?

YOU, that's who!

Suddenly, a fat guy cheaply dressed as Laxaeus comes in.

Fat guy: HELLO, HONEY! IT'S ME! LAXAEUS! (Starts streaking) I MUST moon you! (Starts mooning Vexen, for some reason)

Vexen: AHHHHHH! THE HAIRY MOLE ON HIS FAT BUTT! IT BUUUUUUURRNNNSSSSS!

Hey, stupid-fat-Laxaeus-guy imitation...GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE, NOW! (Slices the guy in half)

Vexen: (Curled up in a ball) Find a happy place, find a happy place...

Heheh. Vexen...he tastes like liver-pepper ice cream...

Some random dude: He does? GIMME! (Starts licking Vexen's face like a dog) EWW! Nasty ice cream! I demand a refund!

Here! Have some prune whip!

Same random dude: YAY! Prune whip!

Vexen: But...I wanted the prune whip...I came here first! Why can't you ever respect your elders?

Enjoy the prune whip, random dude! I did NOT put any bombs in it!

Same random: You didn't? Ok, then I'll eat i--KABOOOSSH!

Vexen: WHY AM I SO IGNORED?

Cuz no one likes people who tastes like liver-pepper...

"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH! I want my mommy!"

Then...Vexen's mom appears from the dead!

Vexen: M...Mother?

Vexen's mom: Vexen...I am...YOUR MOTHER! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! You forgot to clean your room! You get a time out, mister!

Vexen: But mooooooom! I'm part of the Organization XIII now!

Vexen's mom: I don't care what organization you're in! You need to clean your room! (Grabs Vexen by the ear and takes him away)

Vexen: MOMMY! NOOOOOOOOOO!

Whoa. Vexen's a mamma's boy, too. I had no idea...

Well, that ends our grandma woman, old streaking and performing, Marluxia and Laxaeus-cheatin', liver-pepper man, prune whip-lovin', and mama's boy...VEXEN!

Laxaeus: Everybody CONGA LINE!

The audience: (Throws the power of cows at Laxaeus)

A little kid: DUDE! YOU SUCK! (Kicks Laxaeus in the balls)

Laxaeus: Yippee! That hurt! My hidden vagina was there!

Everyone: O.o''''

Chapter End!

Ximik: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Kaxaks: What's up with you?

Ximik: Stupid Laxaeus is up next! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Kaxaks: He's not that bad.

Itaxchi and Ximik: (Looks at Kaxaks)

Kaxaks: What?

Ximik: Well, don't forget to review! PLEASE review! I need more reviews! And no flaming! God...next chapter...Laxaeus...