Ximik: Hi, peoples!

Itaxchi: WASABI!

Kaxaks: Pocky...mmm...(Eats Pocky, as usual...)

Ximik: Anyways...ugh, this chapter is Laxaeus...

Kaxaks: What's wrong with Laxaeus? Is he that bad?

Ximik and Itaxchi: (Looks at Kaxaks in a weird way)

Kaxaks: What? Uh, anyways, Ximik does not own Kingdom Hearts, Square Enix, Organization XIII, Dora the Explorer,or anything else!

Ximik: And don't forget to review after, peoples! Reviews are ALWAYS welcome! Now let's get this chapter over with!

Chapter 5: To Torture A Laxaeus...

--In Laxaeus' Room--

Laxaeus: Yay! Me loves watching Dora the Explorer! (Watches Dora on TV)

Then Ximik comes in putting "brownies" on the floor in front of Laxaeus, while Laxaeus didn't even notice. Then, Ximik telports to the Room That Never Was Here.

Laxaeus: (Looks at the brownies) BROWNIES! BROWNIE GOOD!

So then, Laxaeus picked up the "brownies," ate them, as he folowed the trail of"brownies"which led him to...THE ROOM THAT NEVER WAS HERE! Then, he sat down, eating some old lady that was on the lone chair.

Laxaeus: YUK! Needs more salt! (Puts salt on the old lady)

Old lady: NOOOOOOOO! I WAS STILL MAKING MORE "BROWNIES"! (Melts away)

Suddenly...

Know your stars...know your stars...know your stars...

"Laxaeus still enjoy smelly brownies..."

Laxaeus, those weren't brownies. Those were the old lady's--uh, nevermind...

Laxaeus...is one of the world's worst spy...

"Oh, I can be spy! Watch." (Starts playing the Mission Impossible theme whille running around like an idiot) "Dun, dun. Dun-dun-dun! dun--CRASH!" (Crashes to a wall)

The crashed wall: OUCHIES! My SPLEEN!

See? Laxaeus sucks!

"Laxaeus is not do suck!"

Laxaeus...is Pete's girlfriend...

"NO! I'm girlfriends with Yen Sid!"

O.o" Uhh...THAT we did not need to know...

But then, Yen Sid comes magically in.

Yen Sid: Hey, babe.

Laxaeus: Oh hi, honey!

O.o"

Yen Sid: Movies? Friday at 8?

Laxaeus: Sure thing, you hot magician.

And...they start making out...with all the dramatic, yet sick, noises as they do.

The audience: -.-'

-.-" 'I just gotta keep my eyes closed and keep my ears covered...'

Then, the making out stops.

Yen Sid: Later, honey! (Magically telports away)

Laxaeus: (Laughs in a little girlie tone)

Everyone: -.-'''

The random cows in the background: AHH! IT'S TOO MUCH! IT'S JUST TOO MUCH RANDOMNESS! I CAN'T TAKE THIS! THAT'S IT! I QUIT! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! --KABOOOOOOOOOOOSSHH! (Explodes)

O.o" Uhh...Laxaeus...is just wrong...

"Me not! Yen Sid is my boyfriend! Me loves Yen Sid!"

Suuuuuuuure...and I love Vexen!

"You love crazy sceintist man?"

NOO! I was kidding dumbass! (Throws a hairclip at Laxaeus)

"Oooh! Prettiful hair clip!" (Puts it on)

O.o" Uhh, anyways...Laxaeus...he wants to be a stripper when he becomes 154 years old!

"YAY! Confucious' fortune comes true!" (Stripps his clothes off while doing the cha-cha and mooning at the same time)

Everyone, including Ximik: O.o"

WILL YOU EVER STOP THAT, LAXAEUS?

Then, Ximik throws her two swords at the stripping Laxaeus. Fortunately, for her, one went straight for his manly part!

Everyone: YAY!

Laxaeus: YIPPEE! THAT HURT!

Everyone: -.-"

Itaxchi: What a lame-O!

Kaxaks: Weirdo...-.-"

And since it hurt Laxaeus so much, he became...A CRIPPLE! Yes, he was crippled from his manly part.

YAY! Laxeus...is now a cripple...

Laxaeus: (In a VERY high pitched tone) AHHHHHHHHH! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH MY WEE-WEE? (Starts running around, still naked, and panics in pain...screaming like a little girl.)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I ENJOY SEEING LAXAEUS IN PAIN! Hey Demyx! Pass me the popcorn!

Then Demyx from the audience telports to Ximik and gives her a bag of popcorn.

Thanks, Demyx!

Demyx: Hahahahaha! No prob! (Telports back to the audience)

Itaxchi: Haha! You're really enjoying this? Huh, Ximik?

Of course! Every second!

Kaxaks: See? I told you he wasn't that bad...to make fun of!

Haha! Laxaeus...he's Dora the explorer's most hated fan!

"Dora hates me? But Laxaeus is number on fan! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" (Starts crying on the floor. But you do know he's still naked? And his wee-wee's still in pain.)

Man, this is good! (Starts munching the popcorn) I want everyone to enjoy it! FREE POPCORN FOR EVEYONE! (Throws popcorn everywhere at the audience)

Some random dude: OWW! That one was a rock!

Ok, lemme continue!

Laxaeus: (Crying on the ground, yet STILL naked!)

But before we continue..LAXAEUS! Put your friggen' cloak back on!

Laxaeus: Laxaeus must make Dora love Laxaeus! Laxaeus number one fan! Me give Dora love! (Runs out of the Room...STILL naked!)

Uhh...Laxaeus forgot to put his cloak back on...

Itaxchi: He said he was gonna give Dora some "love."

WHOA! Well that ends the "brownie"-eating, worst spy, Pete's/Yen Sid's girlfriend, wrong dumbassed, 154-year wannabe stripper, crippled fan of Dora...LAXAEUS! Now let's go see what Laxaeus is gonna do to Dora! Everyone, follow me!

So then, Ximik telports, having everyone else telport along with her.

-Extra scene-

--At some place with Dora and Laxaeus...--

Everyone but Dora and Laxaeus: O.O"

Dora: Like this?

Laxaeus: Yes! Ok, let's start!

Then they both go "URGH!" "UGH!" "AH!" "OWW!"

Laxaeus: Oh. That was good!

Dora: YES! YES! YES!

Laxaeus: Ugh...urgh...!

Dora: Yes! I did it!

Laxaeus: Laxaeus say you did good.

Everyone: -.-"

Ximik: -.-'Ok...How is ARM WRESTLING giving love?

Chapter End!

Ximik: Ok! Next chapter is...ZEXION!

Kaxaks: Eww. I thought in the Extra Scene, they were gonna...

Ximik: Uhh, no. It's actually arm wrestling...

Itaxchi: And I took Kaxaks' Pocky: P

Kaxaks: YOU GIVE BACK MY POCKY, NOW! (Chases)

Ximik: Oh, and don't forget to review! I want around 30 reviews till I update!No flaming!

Itaxchi: Oops! I guessed I finished all the Pocky!

Kaxaks: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!