Ximik: Heya! Wassup! Me back!
Itaxchi: Wassup, wasabi!
Ximik: Anyways, this chapter is Zexion! Yeah...
Kaxaks: I found Emo!
Ximik: Huh? Where?
Kaxaks: (Points at Zexion)
Itaxchi and Ximik: Ohh... -.-'
Ximik: Anyways,don't forget to review me after! Please?
Itaxchi: And here's the disclaimer: Ximik does not own Kingdom Hearts, Square Enix, drunk cosplayers, Kakashi Hatake, Naruto, or anything else!
Ximik: Hai! Kyo kushite ka? Err, I mean...Got it memorized?
Chapter 6: A Bunch of Singing and Some Loving
--Zexion's Room--
Zexion: Hn? What's this? (Looks at a piece of paper on his bed)
"Zexion,
Went to get more giant Pocky--err, I mean go to the Room That Never Was Here! You better go, cuz I'm getting paid with Pocky for this! And that Mansex--I mean, Xemnas, is giving you a raise there.
-Kaxaks"
Zexion: Uhh...okaaaaaaaayyy...whatever...I only get 50 cents an hour anyways...(Telports to the Room...of DOOM!)
--In the Room That Never Was Here...--
Zexion: Hello? Mansex--I mean, Xemnas? I'm here for the raise. (Sits down on the chair...of DOOM!)
Know your stars...know your sta--
"Oh, let me guess. 'Know Your Stars,' isn't it?"
Yes, Zexion. So STOP READING MY MIND AND DISRUPTING THE SHOW!
"...Sheesh..."
Eh-hem, before I was RUDELY interrupted...
Zexion...wants to be the next Britney Spears...
"O.o' How...how did you know...?"
Don't lie, Zexy! I have a video of proof right here! Itaxchi, play the video!
Itaxchi: (Starts the video)
--Video of Zexion--
Zexion: Ooh baby! Baby! My loneliness is killing me! AND I, I must confess. I still believe! STILL BELIEVE! (Windows start cracking, Vexen's experiments from way down the basement break apart, and Heartless and Nobodies explode)
Zexion: ...Oops. I did it again...(Gets hit by an arm) OWW!
Laxaeus: Oopsies! That was Dora's arm when we arm wrestle last time! I go get it. (Gets the arm back and runs away)
Zexion: I'll never be a pop star this way...-.-"
--Uhh...End of vid?--
Ximik: O.o"
Itaxchi: O.o"
The whole audience: O.o"
Kaxks: (Munching on Pocky)
Zexion: -.-' What?
Sheesh, Zexy. Your singing is AWFUL!
Zexion: I'm still practicing, you know?
Sigh...Zexion...beared a kid from Dora the Explorer!
"Uhh...I think you've mistaken that for Laxaeus...-.-' "
WHOA! Laxaeus? The kid looks more like you!
Suddenly, a kid with hair like Dora's and big, gigantic muscles poofs out of nowhere.
The kid: DUH, let's go exploring! Like the Koreans! (Drools)
Uhh, ok...maybe not...
Ximik snaps her fingers, making the stupid kid go away.
Zexion: I don't even know why Laxaeus and Dora have a kid...-.-"
Well...me neither...-.-"
Zexion...likes dancing with drunken cosplayers...
"What the...? What the hell is a cosplayer?"
Their people who dress up as other people from anime or manga! Even video games! See look, the ones YOU, Zexion, are dancing with, is DRUNKEN cosplayers! (Plays a video again)
--Cosplay video--
Drunk Kairi cosplayer: A DAIN HAIN NA HAGEN! (Starts doing the cabbage patch)
Drunk Sora cosplayer: Heya Kairi! Let's do it!
Drunk Kairi cosplayer: Duhgenfuggehdahuggabear! Ok...
Both of them start walking somewhere else in a drunken matter.
Zexion: (Starts breakdancing and then does the inchworm)
Another drunk dude: I'll save you, Kakashi! (Runs towards Zexion)
Zexion: AHHHHHHH! EVIL DRUNK MANHATTAN DUDE FROM TRANSYLVANIA! RUN! (Runs away)
Itaxchi (Out of nowhere) : Like the Koreans!
--End video?--
"Uhh, ok. The one you said who was supposedly 'Zexion,' was that Kakashi guy from Naruto..."
Hey, you guys both have white hair, right?
"It's silver...-.-' "
Yeah, whatever...Zexion...his real name is S.
"If it were, that's not even my full name."
Yeah, I know! Your real FULL name is S E X. Hi S E X!
"-.-'...What the hell...?"
Itaxchi: HAHA! Hiya, S E X y!
Kaxaks: Pocky looks sexy when it's chocolate...
Everyone: (Looks at Kaxaks)
Kaxaks: What?
Haha, anyways, S E X...likes to do it to palm trees!
"The name is ZEXION! And why would I do stuff like that to a palm tree?"
Yeah, you would! Just look into the screen!
--Palm Tree "Climbing"--
A person starts "climbing" on the tree, let's just go with that...
--Palm Tree "Climbing" End--
"-.-' That was Sora climbing a palm tree...or...at least you can SAY he was 'climbing'..."
That was YOU, S E X! Don't deny it!
"That was Sora..."
Well, whatever Mr. Know-It-All!
Zexion...likes pancakes...? What the hell? Who ruined my script?
Laxaeus: Oopsies. Laxy made a no-no.
WHAT THE HELL, LAXAEUS! YOU BIG RETARD!
Laxaeus: Sniff...You...YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE SO MEAN! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! (Runs away crying. Ximik: Haha:P)
Zexion: (Walks to Laxaeus) Laxaeus, don't cry. It'll be all right now.
Laxaeus: You promise?
Zexion: Promise. : ) (Hugs Laxaeus)
Uhh, is it me, or are those two HUGGING? You know how I don't like the sight of ZexionXLaxaeus! -.-"
Itaxchi: Eeww...now they're making out...-.-'
Kaxaks: Eww...the forbidden love...(Munches more on Pocky)
Ok...that's it...CAN YOU TWO JUST CUT THE CRAP! (Takes out her two swords)
Zexion: Just go now, Laxaeus.
Laxaeus: Laxaeus feel all prettiful and better now! ;) (Telports outta there)
Eww, he winked at him...
Zexion: What?
Sigh...I guess that ends the Britney Spears-wannabe, awful singing, drunk cosplay-dancing, palm tree-humping, pancake-loving, Mr. Know-It-All...ZEXION!
Zexion: Idiot. It's Zexion. I'm outta here...and I never got my raise...(Telports away)
Itaxchi: Like the Koreans!
Ximik: (Pushes a button, making something from far away explode)
--Meanwhile, with Laxaeus and Dora...--
Laxaeus: Would you like more tea, Ms.Killallhumans? (Pours fake tea in a cup)
Dora: Why, yes I woul--KAAABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSHHHHHHH!
Laxaeus: NOOOOO! MS.KILLALLHUMANS! WWWWWHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! (Starts crying on the floor, but drinks a quick cup of tea) Mmm, green tea-flavored!
Chapter End!
Ximik: HAHAHA! An end to Dora! YAY!
Itaxchi: YAY! PARTAY! (Starts breakdincing...like the Koreans!)
Kaxaks: Mmm...Pocky good...(Eating even more Pocky)
Ximik:(Takes the Pocky away) Mine now!
Kaxaks: WAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!
Ximik: Ok, next chapter is Saix the elf boy! And don't forget to review with no flaming!