Again, this is a repost from my old account. Uhm..yeah lol I disclaim, again. Pfft. On with the story!


The night was clear, not a cloud in the sky. A blanket was spread across the grass and on it were Randy Orton and Lilian Garcia. Both were smiling, looking up at the stars. A light breeze swept through every so often keeping the air comfortable.

Lilian looked down at their hands, which were linked together. Her ring was sparkling brighter than ever. Tomorrow, they were finally getting married. The smiles on their faces seemed to be permanent.

"Do you remember what happened after No Way Out?" Her light voice broke the silence. He turned his head to look at her.

"How could I forget?"


Lilian and Randy were notorious for their friendship. They were practically inseparable. It was only a matter of time before they started to develop feelings for the other. I'm lookin' for a lover who can rev this little engine up. Lilian didn't want to say anything; she didn't want to ruin their friendship. Randy didn't say anything because he was Randy. He couldn't settle down with anybody. Hell no, he was Randy fucking Orton. He always had a different girl in his hotel room every night. He can have a '55 Chevy or a fancy little pick up truck.

Lilian and Randy's best friend, Dave Batista, used to have a little fling. It was purely physical, nothing more. However, Randy never knew anything about it. Who would want to tell him his best friend slept with his other best friend? 'Cause I'm a classy little chassis who's a-huntin' for a heart to win.

While Lilian and Dave were back in his hotel room, Randy was in his with some random girl. So why should he care if Lilian's with another man, right? It'd be a long time since Dave and her had been together. Oh, but if you want to win it, babe there's no speed limit. Lilian thought Randy wouldn't care because he didn't like her as more than anything but a friend. But she didn't want him to know. If he knew, he'd think she didn't want to be with him.

She had a hard time keeping her feelings inside, as did he. Every chance they got, they'd say something. When she came out for a show in a new dress he always told her how beautiful she looked. Just go faster, faster, don't be slow. Rev it up; rev it up 'til your engine blows. Whenever he came back from a workout, she always trailed her finger up his washboard stomach telling him how much it showed that he took care of his body.

Lilian liked to have a good time, too. Oh, I'm a crazy little lady, yeah the kind you just can't slow down. She often went out after the shows with a lot of the roster. Stacy and Torrie were who Lilian was normally around. They tended to get a little tipsy. I need a '65 cylinder racy little run around town. Whenever that happened, she didn't hold back with Randy. Several times she'd notified him about her love. When she sobered up, nothing was said. It was understood between them that, even thought it was true; she said it because she had too much to drink.

During No Way Out, after Randy's match, he was back in his locker room when Dave came in. Earlier that day, Randy told him that he did have feelings for the blonde ring announcer. I want a heartbreak Harley. Randy pulled off his boots and welcomed his friend.

"Hey Dave, what's going on man?"
He took a seat on the couch next to him. "Listen, I think you should know something before you go tell Lilian how you really feel."

Randy stopped what he was doing and looked at him. "What's that?"

And that was how Randy found out Lilian had slept with Dave. At first, he was livid. And of course, Lilian had no way of defending herself; she was down at ringside, doing her job for the main event. In his locker room, he changed quickly after Dave left and packed his things. A full of steam dream machine. He was out the door, in the parking lot when the show ended. By then, the entire backstage area had heard about it. And the entire backstage area already knew the two loved each other, everyone did. Even a blind man could see that.

Lilian came back to the women's locker room, all smiles. Torrie and Stacy grabbed her by the arm and sat her down, serious looks on their faces. "Hey," Lilian said, still smiling.

"Randy knows." Stacy looked down at her feet.

"Knows what?"

"About Dave." This time it was Torrie's turn to look down.

In that instant, the smile on Lilian's face was gone. She stood up and grabbed her bag, not bothering to change. She ran out of the room and ran down the hall where she saw Dave.

"Where is he?" she shouted.

"What are you talkin' about, babe?"

"Fuck you, Dave. Where's Randy?"

"Parking lot."

Lilian walked off towards the exit. Or just a little a little late night sexy long stretch limousine. Out in the parking lot, it began to rain. She looked around for Randy's truck. No Way Out was in St. Louis that night; he didn't have a rental car. Her heart began to race when she didn't find any sign of him. It was cold and it was raining and she couldn't find Randy anywhere.

"Randy!" She walked around more, thinking maybe he was behind one of the WWE trucks. She retraced her steps, calling his name. Finally, she stopped and let the tears fall. "Randy, I'm sorry," she shouted out into the darkness. "I love you. This wasn't supposed to be like this," she shouted. Her only reply was the rain falling. She slammed her fist into the car behind her. You win my love, you win my soul. She sank to her knees, repeating, "I love you," over and over.

"Watch the truck." Lilian jerked her head up and saw him standing in front of her, smiling. She got up and ran into his arms. You win my heart, yeah you get it all.

After a while, she pulled back. "I'm sorry Randy, I didn't…it wasn't supposed to happen like that. It was a long time ago and I –" He cut her off with a searing kiss. You make my motor run. You win my love, yeah you're number one. She cupped his face with her hands, kissing him back with everything she had. You win my love…


"Oh yeah, I remember that one. But, I remember what happened next even better!" Randy turned his head to face her again.

She slapped his arm. "You jerk." She grinned. "I remember that too."