7 Minutes in Hell

Finally, I can write this fic. I hope that you will like it. I know I do.

About an hour after sunrise, the quiet village of Kohana is awakened by a 12-year-old, pink haired girl rocketing down every street. She had a small bag full of red envelopes that she dropped at every ninja child's mailbox. As she placed it safely in it's new home, she checked off a name. Zig zagging down the street, trying to beat the ninjas to waking up. Suddenly, she made a stop at a pink and white house. The mailbox read " Ino Yamanaka"

" Grrrr! You stupid pig, Ino!" Sakura thought to herself while shaking her fist at the innocent mailbox. " You're lucky that I am even inviting you to my party! But if you touch, look at, breathe on, or even think about Sasuke then you're going down!" inner Sakura growled. She slowly opened up the lid of the mailbox and slid in the envelope. She wanted to hurry so that way she could slip one of the invites into Sasuke's mailbox before he woke up. But she still had five houses left untill she got there.

She wandered around the village trying to find Shikamaru's house. After half an hour, she found some red neck guy walking behind her. Sakura spun around and smiled at the man.

" Excuse me, sir," she tried to say in her sweetest voice. " Would you happen to know where Shikamaru lives, would you?"

" Yeah..." he said in a deep tone. " Uhh... You take a left at Kuni Dr. and then you turn right at Uchiha Grove and then another left at Ninja Bunny Ave. and you'll find some one who does know where he lives."

Sakura sweat dropped. " A-are you sure, sir?"

" Yessum, ma'am, I do. Now get going. I gotta find me a store with spandex boxers."

Sakura was already gone by the time the guy finished his sentence. She slowly followed his directions and sure enough, she ended up at Naruto's house. She did have an invite for him but she didn't want to wake him up this early. Lucky for her, she saw Naruto eating chicken ramen in the window. At least now she could get to Shikamaru's house.

Meanwhile:

Naruto enjoyed his breakfast of chicken ramen. He dazed out the window to find Sakura coming to his door.

" Sakura? At my door at breakfast time? Wow! My luck must be changing this morning.

Though I wonder what she wants from me this early. It's very strange." Slurpped Naruto.

DING DONG!

Well that's the end of this chapter. I hope there will be enough comedey to suit you all. All I ask is for you all to read and reviw. Thankx ;)