Ximik: Hiya everyones!
Itaxchi: Wassup!
Ximik: Nothin' much!
Itaxchi: That last chapter...Zexion and Laxaeus...
Ximik: Shut up about that already! I told you that I hate ZexXLax! It's very...disturbing...So Earthpaw better hear this out. Cuz I don't like that pairing and I clearly say all the time, NO FLAMING! SO NO FLAMING! But I'd still appreciate it if you review me.
Kaxaks: With NO FLAMING! (Eats more Pocky again)
Ximik: Good, Kaxaks! Ok so now this is Saix's chapter!
Itaxchi: and the Disclaimer! Ximik does not own Kingdom Hearts, Square Enix, Organization XIII, Oompa Loompas, or anything else!
Kaxaks: I must go to Marluxia! He has a hidden stash of Pocky in his room...
Ximik: Uhh, kay then. Whatever...
Chapter 7: Our Favorite Elf Man!
--In the Ruin and Creations Passage, The World That Never Was...--
Saix: (Busy chasing some midgets in Berserk mode) I'LL GET YOU YOU FRIKKEN MIDGETS! GIVE BACK MY DAMN ELF SHOES!
Midgets: (Running away from Saix) You can't catch us! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Then, the midgets run, run , run...until they reach...the Room That Never Was Here! Once the midgets got to the room, they disappeared, only having Saix inside the room along with...XIMIK AND HER VOICE!
Saix, you better sit, or else I'll tell the midgets to NEVER give your elf shoes back! MWAHAHAHAHA!
Saix: GRRR...(Sits down anyways)
Eh-hem! Know your stars...know your stars...know your stars...
Saix: ...-.-"
Saix...the reason he's an elf is cuz he wants to get REALLY close to Santa Claus!
"I'm no elf, and I wouldn't DARE get close to any fat dude!"
Oh yeah, I was wrong! You just wanted to get to the midgets!
...-.-" "No, I do not. I hate midgets..."
Why? Just cuz they took your prettiful elf shoes?
"...Shut up. They aren't elf shoes...They're my...uhh...something shoes...-.-' "
Hahaha! Saix...he was the former Oompa Loompa...
"I don't know anything by the name of Oompa Loompa."
Yeah you do! Wanna see a video a recorded of you?
"No!"
Ok, then! I will! (Plays a video)
--Video--
Saix: Oompa Loompa, doopity doo! I have elf tights full of poo!
Oompa Loompa doopity daa! What do you get when I stuff my bra?
Random Oompa Loompa: STOP SINGING IN THE BATHROOM! FOR THE 12,543,765, TIME!
Saix: Sorry Mom...-.-"
--Ok, let's stop from there...--
O.O" ...Mom...?
Saix: How...how did you record me from the Secret Oompa Lair?
I have meh ways! But your momma's an Oompa Loompa!
"...damn video..."
Saix...he's also gay!
"I am NOT gay!"
I saw you flip your hair in the cutscene at Twilight Town!
"Uhh..."
Itaxchi (From the audience): Oh yeah! I remember that scene!
Yeah. Saix...can also sing!
Saix: And since when?
From earlier! Flashback!
--Flachback--
Saix: There was a farm that had Vexen! E-I-E-I-O! But Axel came and burned his arm! E-I-E-I-O!
--End?--
Saix: Uhh, that was you and your friend Itaxchi...
Oh. Right...I just wanted to say it was you:P
Saix the elf...doesn't even know his ABQs!
"It's ABC, and it goes like this:
A B C D E F G Q W R T Y U I O P S H J K L Z X V N M !"
Whoa. I had no idea you were stupid...
"Thank you--wait, WHAT?"
Heheh, nothin'!
Saix...likes to seduce grandpas!
"...What...the...hell..." (Berserk meter starts filling up)
Yeah, he belly dances with them as the old farts play croquet and break their backs! That includes Vexen!
Vexen: HEY! I'm right here! (Is right next to Ximik as he plays croquet)
Saix: My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, and their right is better than yours! Damn right! It's betetr than yours! I can teach you, but I have to charge!
Everyone: O.O"
Vexen: AAAHHH! MY BACK!
...Whoa...See what I mean?
Saix: Berserk guage...99.9 percent...
Oh crap...
Saix: (Starts getting into Berserk Mode) SUPER SAIYAN 3,986!
Then Saix takes out his Claymore and starts ruining everything in sight.
I didn't even know there was a super saiyan level 3,986...EVERYBODY RUUUUUNNNNN! (Starts running away)
Everyone else: (Running and panicking)
Vexen: Wait. I need a nap...Starts sleeping on the floor ...Zzz...zz...
Saix: ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! (Chases people mercillessly)
Uhh, that ends our elf-who-wants-to-get-close-to-Santa-and-midgets, elfie-shoed, former Oompa Loompa, gay-singing, grandpa-seducing, ABC-ing, belly-dancing elf...SAIX! Now I REALLY have to run! BYE!
Saix: (Destroying even MORE stuff!)
Chapter End!
Ximik: Dammit, Saix has ruined my Room...
Itaxchi: We might have to fix it.
Kaxaks: (Panting heavily) He...chased us...till morning...(Falls on the floor)
Ximik: Let's go fix it, Itaxchi!
Itaxchi: Can't...too...tired...(Falls asleep)
Ximik: Sigh...Nevermind. Anyways the next chapter might be an extra chapter where the Room gets fixed. But I dunno if you people want me to continue with the Axel chapter now...I dunno...
Axel: Don't forget to review! Clearly with NO FLAMING! Got it memorized?