7 Minutes in Hell

Chapter 2

Naruto puts down his breakfast to awnser the door. When he skoots in his chair, he wonders " What would anyone want with me this early?"

Naruto slowly made his way to the door. When he finally reached it, he took the chair out from under the handle. That was the only security system that he has being an orphan and all. He tries to turn the handdle but guess what? Today is one of those days when his lock decides to stay lock. He rattles at the door knob wildly, trying to atleast make it budge, but nothing seems too work.

" J-just a minute!" Naruto yells past the door. " All this stupid door knob needs is alittle Naruto elbow grease." Sawing could be heard from the other side of the door until the door knob part outside hits the pavement with a loud, TING! Sakura sweat drops.

" Uh..., Naruto...Can I come in now? I have an important question to ask you before everyone wakes up." said a familiar voice coming from the other side.

" Huh? Sakura, is that you? How'd you get to my house?" he asked through the door.

" Some red-neck guy told me but..."

" Oh no! not that spandex loving stalker! How did he find out where I live? Now I have to go into the Stalker Protection Program! SAKURA, SAVE ME!"

Sakura sweat dropped as Naruto had another episode. She clobered him upside the head three times so that he had a snowman shaped goose egg on his head. She fianlly was able to get Naruto out of his episode and get him to take her to Shikamaru's house.

" We need to go down ten blocks and jump his fence. Do you have any wire cutters on you, Sakura?"

" Hell no! I am not a thief like you. I guess we just have to really jump his fence."

About ten blocks down, Sakura stopped dead in her tracks. Right before her was a fourteen foot barbwire fence that surrounded the perimiter of Shikamaru's house. Naruto started to scale the fence, racing Sakura to the top.

" Hey, hey, Sakura! I bet I can beat you to the top! I'm the best ninja fence climber in the world and you can't beat me!"

" Hey, Naruto! I hope you brought a fork cuase you're eating those words!" Sakura announced from the top of the fence.

" I just let you win cause you're a girl, you know..., DON'T RUB IT IN MY FACE, YOU JERK!" screamed Naruto from the very bottom of the fence.

After about half an hour, Naruto finally got his bragging butt to the top but there was another problem, the middle of his pants were stuck on a lose piece of barbwire.

" SAKURA! SAKURA! I'M STUCK! GET SOME HELP FROM SHIKAMARU!" suddenly there was a ripping noise coming from Naruto's pants. A final rip sent Naruto falling fourteen feet to the ground. " Ow..."

Meanwhile

Shikamaru heard a loud thud come from just inside his fence.

" What the hell was that noise?" He lazly thought out loud. He got up from his Saturday cartoons and headed towards his door. When he opened it, the only sight he could see was a poor blond ninja laying unconsuious on the ground in front of a pink haired ninja who looked very cross at the boy.

" Why do all my Saturdays start off this bad?"

Sakura turned her head towards him and ran to his door wicth was about twelve feet away. ( Adavanced home secuirtiyP) She held out a red enevlope to him and announced in a tired out voice. " You are invited to a slumber party tonight at my house. Bring snacks, clothes and a good attitude!"

Finally, chapter two! I know it took me too long but it is finally out! I'll be gone all week starting Saturday so I will not update till I get back. Ta ta for now! P