Ximik: Hello! Sorry I haven't updated in a while.
Kaxaks: Where were you?
Ximik: I was out of town since July 3rd.
Itaxchi: I missed you! Like the Canadians.
Ximik: Anyway, more people chose for me to start writing the Axel chapter so, here it is!
Kaxaks: Let me do the disclaimer! Ximik does not own Kingdom Hearts, Square Enix, Organization XIII, Bleach,or anything else! Especially my POCKY! XIMIK, YOU GIVE BACK MY POCKY! (Chases Ximik)
Ximik: Don't forget to review! NO FLAMING! (Runs away from Kaxaks' wrath of Pocky obsession)
Chapter 8: Pyro of Denial
--Axel's room...--
Axel: (Listening to the radio) BURN, BABY, BURN! DISCO INFERNO! BURN, BABY, BURN! (Starts doing the disco on his bed)
Ximik comes in and stares shocked at Axel.
Ximik: O.o Uhh...Axel?
Axel: What?
Ximik: Stop doing that. You're scaring me.
Axel: Oh...(Sits on the bed) What do you want?
Ximik: Follow the directions on this paper. (Hands over the paper and telports away)
Axel: Uh, ok...(Telports)
"I love Axel! --Uh, I mean, 'Dear Axel,
Go to the Room That Never Was Here. It's on fire right now.
--Ximik' "
--The Room That Never Was Here...--
Axel: Hello? HEY! The paper said it was on fire! I demand a refund! (Sits on the chair of DOOM which triggered...THE VOICE!)
Know your stars...know your stars...know your stars...
"Who's that? Ximik, is that you?"
Axel...he never liked Roxas...cuz he cheated on him for...Demyx!
"What the hell! I'm not GAY for anyone! Especially Demyx! Who would love him?"
GASP! Axel, I am VERY insulted! Don't you DARE make fun of Demyx! Demyx fans shall unite and smite thee! (...Even though Axel is meh number one favorite...-.-)
Demyx fans: GET HIM!
NO! No one hurts Axel, even though he's insulting Demyx. Sorry.
Demyx fans: Awww...
Axel...he secretly drinks bleach to make himself some REAL man-boobies!
"Who would ever drink bleach? And what kind of man would want man boobies?"
Men who probably like touching themselves.
"Eww..."
I have a commercial of you drinking BLEACH! (Plays tape)
--Commercial--
Axel: You wanna know the secret to man boobies? I drink bleach everyday!
--
Axel: (With HUGE man boobies) Heya Roxas.
Roxas: Hiya Axe--WHOA, MY GOD! WHAT IS THAT? (Points at Axel's man boobies)
Axel: Uhh, they're...INFLATABLES! Yeah! That's what!
--
Xigbar: I drink bleach everyday, and you know what it's done for me? Two words; X-ray vision.
--
Xigbar: (Staring at Larxene's chest)
Larxene: My face is up here, you moron!
Xigbar: Uhh, right. I'm blind, sorry...
--End Commercial--
Axel: What the heck...?
MWAHAHAH! Axel...he lost to someone in kung fu...
"SINCE WHEN DO I DO KUNG--Oh yeeeaaaaahhh...it was THAT time..."
--Flashback--
Axel: (Walking in a meadow and spots a cow) Oh look! It's a cow! I wanna pet it. (Comes closer to the cow)
Cow: (Starts doing a kung fu pose) MOOOOOOOO!
Axel: AHH! RUN AWAY!
Demyx: (From the background) That's MY line!
--
Axel: Evil cows...must...resist...COWS! (Curls up in a ball and sucks his thumb)
Axel? Are you okay? Oh well!
Axel...he scratches his butt to feel good!
"WHAT? I do NOT scratch my butt!"
I see scratch marks on your butt, Axel...
"Where? I'm wearing PANTS, you know! You can't see my butt if I'm wearing clothes to cover it!" : P
Uhh, I have X-ray vision! I drank bleach!
"Idiot. What kind of idiot drinks bleach?"
GASP! I am insulted once again, Axel! Bleach is an awesome anime!
"Bleach is actually an anime?"
Yeah...I dunno why they call it Bleach in the first place, when it's about death gods who hunt down the EVIL ghosts called, Hollows...yeah, that show is awesome...
Random fanboy: YEAH! BLEACH IS AWEEEEEEESOMMMMMEEE! (Explodes) KABBBOOOOOOOOOSSSHHHH!
GAH! Don't turn into a Hollow here, stupid!
The random fanboy: (Starts turning to a ghost, or as Bleach calls it...Hollow!) GRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH--Fart! Oops! Stupid bean burritos! (Leaves the place)
O.O" ...Uhh...okaaaaaaaayyyy...
"All you people are stupid. Got that memorized?"
Actually no...Axel...he secretly watches hentei...
"What's hentei?"
Anime porn...
"You're disgusting..."
No, you are! I can't believe our beloved Organization member, Axel, watches those things!
"I never said I watch that!"
See that, people? It's what they call denial...
"Dammit. I'm getting out of here! These are all LIES I tell you! LIES! Got it memorized?" (Telports out of the Room)
Uh-huh...Ok then. That ends our Roxas-and-Demyx-cheating, bleach-drinking, man-boobed, kung fu-losing, butt-scratching, hentei-watching...AXEL! Axel fans, please do not hurt me! For I am part of it! (Runs and hides behind a chair)
The random fanboy/Hollow: Ahhhhhh! I finally got the burritos out of my system!
Kaxaks: (In the bathroom) Hey! I found chocolate Pocky in the toilet! BLEAH! Nevermind...
Chapter End!
Ximik: Ok, Axel-fans! Please do not hurt me! I am an Axel fan too! So please don't hurt me or flame me. Review please! NO HURTING ME AND NO FLAMING! Thank you for your time! (Runs and hides somewhere)
Ichigo Kurosaki (From Bleach): Hollows! (Runs towards Ximik with his big sword)
Ximik: GAH! WRONG ANIME, STUPID! (Whacks him on the head)
Ichigo: Ouchies! I have a booboo! (Runs away)
Ximik: -.-" ...Review, don't hurt me, NO FLAMING!