Episode Four: Pancake Madness
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-In a pancake shop somewhere in Kagome's time-
"Come on InuYasha, eat em!" said Kagome holding out a forkful of pancake. InuYasha turned his head away in refusal.
"No, they taste like shit- except they're not as nice" he said
"How about some syrup then?" Kagome said offering him the bottle. InuYasha took it from her and looked at it closely. He took a sip from it, and then spluttered.
"It's disgusting- IT'S SWEET!" he said trying to rid himself of the sugary flavour by picking at his tongue with his claws.
"It's supposed to be sweet InuYasha! It tastes good!" said Kagome demonstrating by eating a forkful of the syrup coated pancakes she had in front of herself.
"Fine! You know what?" he said upending the bottle over his pancakes and pouring syrup on them "If you like them so fucking much…" the syrup filled his plate and began to make its way across the table in long syrupy rivers "You can have…" more syrup cascaded on to the table "All of them!" he said emptying the bottle and thrusting the pancakes at her along with a small tidal wave of syrup which splashed on to her clothes.
"InuYasha! I'm all sticky now!" she said holding up her hands in disgust.
"Good, you and your beloved syrup can stay that way" he said.
"Look at the mess you've made! Clean it up right now! Or I'll say the 'S' word!" said Kagome threateningly.
"But it's not my job…" whined InuYasha "If I clean it up I'll put the waitresses out of a job!"
Kagome halted half way through saying SIT, InuYasha was right they WOULD be out of a job. But that didn't excuse the fact she was covered in syrup. She picked up a second bottle of syrup and pointed it at InuYasha's face. He looked at her and his ears twitched. She squeezed the bottle and squirted.
"Ahhhh!"
"Serves you right!"
"I'm NEVER gonna get this gunk outta my ears!"