Ximik: Hello.
Kaxaks: I did NOT eat Pocky from ANY toilet! And aren't you supposed to be more...energetic in the author's notes?
Ximik: Yes. But...I can't TAKE IT! I had to do Axel's chapter and make fun of him. Now it's Demyx's chapter and I dunno what to do!
Kaxaks: You've lost it...-.- Anyways, for the disclaimer; Ximik does not own Kingdom Hearts, Square Enix, the Xemnas Reports comics, Oscar Mayer Weiners,or anything else!
Itaxchi: And don't forget to review. ABSOLUTELY NO FLAMING! (Looks at Kaxaks)
Chapter 9: Very Hyper
--Demyx's room...--
Demyx is busy playing with his sitar, until he notices a piece of paper lying on his bed.
Demyx: Hey, what's this? (Picks up and reads the paper)
"Dear Demyx,
Go to the Room That Never Was Here. Don't hurt me, though I doubt it...
--From, Ximik..."
Demyx: Ok then! I'll bring my sitar with me! (Telports)
--The Room That Never Was Here...--
Demyx: Hello? Oooh, a chair! (Sits on the chair)
Know your stars...know your stars...know your stars...
Demyx: Cool! I'm a star now! YES! (Does the peace sign)
Yeah, cool...Demyx...he saw Marluxia in a flower thong, as Marluxia was stripper dancing!
"Hey, I remember when that happened! That's when Xigbar got an eye patch and it was a flower and he didn't like it so he probably threw it away and Marluxia could've found it and he wears it as a flower thong and he came stripper dancing in front Xigbar and Xaldin and Xigbar had a nose bleed and Xaldin looked at Marly and was all like, 'What the hell is wrong with you?' "
I didn't need to know about that...-.-'
"But it's true! Xaldin told me!"
Are you high on sugar, Demyx?
"YES! I DRANK SUGAR FOR BREAKFAST!" (Jumps up and down on his seat)
Ok thennnn... Demyx...his favorite rock star is...BRITNEY SPEARS!
"AWESOME! I didn't know Britney Spears is a rock star! Lemme sing a song in tribute to her! YAY! Oops, I farted again! I blew up the house! I killed Larxene's mouse! Oh, baby, baby!"
Larxene has a mouse?
"YEP! It's called a Pikachu!"
Ooohhh...whatever...Demyx...can make a building explode just by farting.
"REALLY! LEMME TRY!" (Tries to make some gas come out) --FART!
If you fart hard enough, you can explode stuff!
"I'm trying!" (Concentrates on fartin even more) -FAAAAAAAARRTT!
Demyx...sucks so much at farting, that even my grandma can do better than that!
"I'll show you that I'm great at farting!" -FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTT!
The wall behind him: KAAAAAABBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSHHHHHHHH!
HEY! No blowing up the property here! We just fixed it after the Saix incident!
"Do you have any sugar for me to drink?"
No. Demyx...he likes to go nakey with Marluxia while wearing a flower thong!
"I think only Marluxia likes to do that. One time Xigbar got an eye patch and he didn't like it so he probably threw it away and Marluxia could've found it and he wears it as a flower thong and he came stripper dancing in front Xigbar and Xaldin and Xigbar had a nose bleed and Xaldin looked at Marly and was all like, 'What the hell is wron--"
Shut up! We already heard the story.
"I have another one!"
What now?
"There was a mountain on a mountain and a temple on a temple and a monk and the monk said 'I'm gonna tell you a story.' So once upon a time there was a mountain on a mountain and a temple on a temple and a monk and the monk said--"
Yeah, I already KNOW how the story goes.
"Can we tell ghost stories oh how I LOVE telling ghost stories let's tell each other ghost stories because I like ghost stories cuz ghost stories are ghost stories which makes ghost stories fun!"
NO. I still have to fininsh this chapter and get this over with.
"No ghost stories...?"
Nope. Dem--
"I HAVE A LAST NAME! IT'S O-S-C-A-R! CAN SOMEONE PLEASE GIVE ME AN OSCAR MAYER WEENIE? I WANT A HOT DOG!"
Geez, Demyx is very hyper today. Good thing it's not Roxas though...
But then...a very hyper Roxas just HAD to come in the room and kill the moment. -.-
Roxas: I...LIKE...CEREEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLL!
Demyx: I...LIKE...POTATOOOOOEEEEEEEEESSSSSSS!
Roxas: I WANNA BOX OF...CHOCOLAAAAAATTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Demyx: ROXAS HAS A LAST NAME! IT'S O-S-C-A-R!
Roxas: YES! I SHALL NOW BE PRONOUNCED ROXAS OSCAR! OR OSCAR ROXAS!
Demyx and Roxas, you two have lost it...-.-'
Demyx: OnetimeIhadapetduckandhisnamewasBob,buthediedandIcriedandcriedandcried.
Roxas: You do too! JOIN MY TEAM OF PET SQUIRRELS, FOR WE SHALL AVENGE YOUR PET DUCK, BOB!
Demyx: YAY! ALL OF PETS SHALL BE AVENGED!
Roxas and Demyx: WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWEEEIINERS! (Gives high fives to each other)
Eveyone: O.O"
Hey, Demyx! I'm not through with this chapter yet!
Demyx: Sorry, but...(His face suddenly turns serious. More serious than Cloud and Sephiroth combined) ...I must avenge my pet duck Bob.
Geez. Demyx...is very crazy right now...
Serious Demyx: I am not crazy. I am...hot. (Takes his shirt off)
O.O
Everyone: O.O
Some Demyx fangirls: (Massive nosebleed) (Authoress: Please don't hurt meeeeeeee! (Hides) )
Uhhh...okaaaaaaaaayyy...-.-
Roxas: Let's avenge the ducks!
Demyx: Hooray!
So then Demyx runs without his shirt on, as he starts his journey to avenge his pet duck...BOB!
O.o" Ok then...this part of the chapter was weird...well, that ends our thong-wearing, Marluxia-thong-seeing, sugar-high, Britney Spears-rock star- loving, exploding-fartness, crazy, naked, shirtless guy...DEMYX! (Picks up Demyx's shirt on the floor) Now who wants Demyx's shirt?
Chapter End!
Ximik: Demy's chapter is done!
Kaxaks: It wasn't that bad, wasn't it?
Ximik: I dunno. He didn't take anything seriously. PLEASE PEOPLE! DON'T HURT MEEEEEEEEEEEEE! (Hides behind a toilet)
Kisame(From Naruto): (Pops out of the toilet) Here I am!
Itaxchi: Ewww, where'veYOU been the whole time? You stink.
Kisame: Review Ximik, or else! And NO FLAMING! Thank you very much! (Flushes himself back into the toilet)
Ximik: O.o ...A side of Kisame that I've never seen before...
Itaxchi: Whoa. I know...O.o
Kaxaks: Next chapter's Luxord! (Eats Pocky)